Classic 'Arrested Development predicted it' moment.

‘superhero great’? Good English, Dan.

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Bluesky is like if the world was divided into people who are silly and the literal silly police

What an honour to talk a player of this calibre about a game at this level. I sat down for over an hour to talk to Parvati about her impeccable #SurvivorAU win & it really is just the perfect game & so amazing to talk about. Hope you enjoy! #RHAP robhasawebsite.com/survivor-au-...

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Every story about Robert Redford’s passing is like: “This one time I saw Redford at a deli and my wife said to me ‘boy, I’d sure like to fuck him’ and Redford said ‘that’s right, she would’ and then he bought some pastrami and the woman behind the counter also really wanted to fuck him.”

Every story about Robert Redford’s passing is like: “This one time I saw Redford at a deli and my wife said to me ‘boy, I’d sure like to fuck him’ and Redford said ‘that’s right, she would’ and then he bought some pastrami and the woman behind the counter also really wanted to fuck him.”

This also raises the question of why an Axel Foley x Robocop team up was never greenlit. At the very least they would have prevented Bill Clinton from butchering Steve Yzerman's name.

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RIP President Redford (Watchmen universe)

(scene from 1972) "Hello, I'm Kris Kristofferson." "Good morning, Mr Tofferson." "No, no. It's Kristofferson." "Kris Tofferson?" "Kristofferson." "Ah. Kris Tofferson." "Kristofferson. Kris Kristofferson." "Kris. Tofferson." (stares) (stares) (btw, everyone is as high as fuck)

Out walking the dogs, and I see three different plumber trucks at a single house. Some serious shit is (not) going down.

I finally finished my #SurvivorAU finale recap, in which I argue that maybe the biggest move was the very subtle way the winner allowed their closest ally to become a juror, while overtly making efforts that opposed that outcome. Which is pretty clever! www.truedorktimes.com/sau11/recaps...

I see that 'turd' in 'turducken'. You're not getting that past me.

We'll know more in the coming days. the totality of human knowledge is ever increasing

WIFE: (baking a pie, handing me a spoon) Enough cinnamon? ME: (mishearing) Uh, 'sufficient', 'adequate', 'ample', 'plenty'…

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Here's the 20th issue of the Justice League of America, in which the team must defeat both a giant robot and the overbearing plot dominance of Superman newsletter.danliebke.com/p/justice-le...

We are catching up on The Great British Sewing Bee and the contestants are making Tippi Hedren’s jacket from The Birds. So that’s fun. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Hey! Look at that. I only lost eight (8) subscribers during this #SurvivorAU season. Good for me. Here's the final report card.

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Importantly, at least one person on this episode has access to sound effects! Which one? You’ll have to listen to find out

Hey! Look at that. I only lost eight (8) subscribers during this #SurvivorAU season. Good for me. Here's the final report card.

Final report card tomorrow. Subscribe to make sure you get it! #SurvivorAU 🌴

Now, do it again, Australian Survivor #SurvivorAU 🌴

Seven people should now write Parv’s name down. #SurvivorAU 🌴

Old Keynotes is speechless #SurvivorAU

Sarah should have played with this much fire and determination during the actual, y’know, game. #SurvivorAU 🌴

Why does Luke keep talking about ewes? #SurvivorAU

They should remove $1000 from the prize money every time somebody says ‘youse’. (Luke ends the game owing the show $3.7m) #SurvivorAU 🌴

Luke, that’s what you like about *camping* #survivorau

I hope Janine and Luke get sufficiently desperate during the questioning that they tie shoes around their necks. #SurvivorAU 🌴

i think the knowledge is power bluff was better than the entirety of luke and janine’s games #SurvivorAU

Luke and Janine suddenly realising Parvati IS Parvati #SurvivorAU

Never give the final 3 access to ChatGPT again. #SurvivorAU

Luke rapidly losing the international votes with his overuse of ‘youse’ #SurvivorAU

TLDR #survivorau

Sorry. Did Luke just insult three voters? #SurvivorAU 🌴

Lisa responding to Janine’s claim of ‘my Survivor game is flawless’ with a single blink that somehow also says ‘oh, please’. #SurvivorAU 🌴

If they are deciding who is the ‘greatest player of all time’ from this three, I think it’s a pretty easy vote. #SurvivorAU 🌴

Make them do a champagne challenge, JLP. #SurvivorAU 🌴

Fate. #SurvivorAU 🌴

What if the final three is Janine Luke Parvati in honour of JLP? #SurvivorAU 🌴

JLP in two minutes: okay now you can only use one hand #survivorau

Make it so, Cirie! #SurvivorAU 🌴

He’s spelt it correctly! #SurvivorAU 🌴

I choose to believe Cirie’s frustrated ‘I *know* how to make fire’ from the Tony vote-out is foreshadowing for a final four firemaking win. #SurvivorAU 🌴

Still true. #SurvivorAU 🌴

"Tonight's a little bit different" As JLP hits fast forward on the episode until he crowns Parvati #survivorAU