Nah it’s fine buddy I didn’t want to watch the whole screen anyway #Survivor50

So all my Survivor takes can be considered expert takes now

A win for Caleb, is a win for Mark! #SurvivorAU

Ok Jackson they don’t replace the host every season #SurvivorAU

The transition with David bringing the votes in is so perfect and nostalgic #SurvivorAU

David is going to put a little box around Mark so he can’t coach Caleb beyond that #SurvivorAU

Mark is trying so hard to help Caleb #SurvivorAU

Interesting jury dynamics on display here #SurvivorAU

Caleb’s final pitch was going great until the explanation for the Loz move #SurvivorAU

Finale ready #SurvivorAU

The Caleb v Jackson narrative that has been weaved throughout the season is so juicy and deserved this ending #SurvivorAU

The way I gasped #SurvivorAU

I think David just won me over as a host #SurvivorAU

As someone who gets foot cramps all the time, I would last 35 seconds in this challenge #SurvivorAU

Jackson saying it wouldn’t be any of his family and then his mum walking out. I was not prepared for this emotional trauma #SurvivorAU

Oh they made David cry #SurvivorAU

US Survivor: for the final challenge you will need your brains, endurance and skill. Aus Survivor: for the final challenge you’ll need to survive a torture device that may or may not break the Geneva Conventions #SurvivorAU

I’m really enjoying Jackson reading the game perfectly and clearly stating it to the others #SurvivorAU

Fire #SurvivorAU

Everyone be pitchin’ #SurvivorAU

Every time Caleb says “me and Loz”, it feels like the knife is going into my heart a little bit deeper #SurvivorAU

Caleb just starts trying to hit Jackson #SurvivorAU

Caleb doesn’t win because he was actually lost at sea #SurvivorAU

Final two wish: Jackson and Caleb. Final two prediction: Loz and Caleb. #SurvivorAU

Fake playing an idol to vote with your standing alliance isn’t a move Sally. Not even food and sleep deprivation is a good excuse #SurvivorAU

This isn’t a move Sally #SurvivorAU

Not my partner finding out MasterChef started 17 years ago and having a full crash out about how old he is. Thanks Channel Ten! #SurvivorAU

Watching the delusional strategies on #SurvivorAU and having to constantly remind myself that food deprivation is playing a leading role here

Whole household is locked in on the challenge #SurvivorAU

Can we ban the phrase ‘big move’ now, I’m not prepare to hear it 456 times this episode #SurvivorAU

Oh no it’s ‘Loz’s big move’ time #SurvivorAU

The night vision really puts the perfect finish on the crazy #SurvivorAU

I’m glad they didn’t leave Simon alone in the standing ovation #SurvivorAU

Look it wasn’t really tactful but Jackson is 100% correct about the underdog discussion #SurvivorAU

Yeah this was proven correct in 30 seconds #SurvivorAU

I feel like Brooke won’t buy this pitch from Sally at all #SurvivorAU

Ok so was Keely a secret challenge beast all along? #SurvivorAU

Not the screams of a 1000 maggots #SurvivorAU

Keeping Caleb in line or under control doesn’t sound like a good strategy #SurvivorAU

Ok I’m back and ready for #SurvivorAU after watching my lord and saviour kick goals last night. @previouslyonas.bsky.social let’s never ever talk about that game

Imagine if rocks is how Jackson goes because no one thought to check the actual rules of rocks #SurvivorAU

Albo’s three minute pop in has stuffed the episode timing. Is there enough time for rocks?! #SurvivorAU

Simon keep digging! #SurvivorAU

David saying rocks like he doesn’t know what Caleb is talking about #SurvivorAU

Sal’s faultless resume #SurvivorAU

Oh Simon, screwed over by the literal rules of the game #SurvivorAU

Simon fix your face! #SurvivorAU

I don’t know where that decision goes on the alignment chart #SurvivorAU

This is a fun challenge #SurvivorAU

Oh Caleb’s back #SurvivorAU