India v Australia Second ODI Report Card, featuring jazz standards, chaotic running, comedy rust and half-speed podcasts #INDvAUS 🏏 newsletter.danliebke.com/p/india-v-au...

Sarah should have played with this much fire and determination during the actual, y’know, game. #SurvivorAU 🌴

Old Keynotes is speechless #SurvivorAU

They should remove $1000 from the prize money every time somebody says ‘youse’. (Luke ends the game owing the show $3.7m) #SurvivorAU 🌴

Why does Luke keep talking about ewes? #SurvivorAU

Luke, that’s what you like about *camping* #survivorau

Never give the final 3 access to ChatGPT again. #SurvivorAU

That breakfast basket looked like mostly capsicum. #SurvivorAU

Makes sense for Janine to give Luke a chance. She knows a multi-millionaire will never win. #SurvivorAU

What if the final three is Janine Luke Parvati in honour of JLP? #SurvivorAU 🌴

The most tortuous part of this challenge is listening to Luke’s incessant groaning. #SurvivorAU

Imagine trying to unravel how Luke’s mind works. And we thought there were no puzzle challenges this season. #SurvivorAU 🌴

Look on the bright side. Maybe next season we’ll have JLP hosting Deal or No Deal. #SurvivorAU

You have about fifteen minutes to read this before tonight’s episode starts. Oh, who are we kidding. About eighteen minutes. #SurvivorAU 🌴

Lisa is so Abed for this “on the bottom” sequence #SurvivorAu

“Too much separation of your balls will end in tears” - JLP (2016 - 2025) 🥀 #SurvivorAU

LISA: I’m so sketch I could draw rocks. Get it? Sketch. Draw. Sorry, can you understand my accent? It’s a pun. #SurvivorAU 🌴

Parvati has an accurate sketch radar. #SurvivorAU

Challenge at tribal incoming... #SurvivorAU

Luke’s just lucky Sarah is already voted out because that vote could have been for either of them. JLP still might credit it to, like, Kass. #SurvivorAU 🌴

Come on, Kass: ‘full of cracks or full of crap’. It’s right there. #SurvivorAU 🌴

A bonus HitchPod episode on the Hitchcockesque Orson Welles film from 1958, Touch of Evil. #Hitchcock 🎬 www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

You definitely need to read this - to discover what dejSAvAU means. #AUSvSA

#FUTURESEASON JLP plays in Guns v Buns and we see a neat reversal when David snuffs his torch. #SurvivorAU

‘Mate, it’s fricken Survivor, isn’t it?’ should be the tagline going forward. #SurvivorAU 🌴

It’s ‘Vote off Janine and there’s no crying over spilt JUICE’, George. #SurvivorAU 🌴

Reminder that you can sign up to receive my #SurvivorAU report cards the morning after each episode. There’s a link at the bottom of this piece.

No! I don’t want Rob to be first boot! Getting a bad feeling though… #SurvivorAU

That champagne drinking is an under appreciated aspect of making fire. #SurvivorAU

“Inglis - often caught at mid wicket from pull shot” #AUSvSA

"Mitch Marsh: tends to top edge..." (Fox Playbook) Fox Playbook definitely written by a rogue AI. #AUSvSA

So You’re Tired of Swimming In Vomit A guide to switching from Twitter to BlueSky newsletter.danliebke.com/p/so-youre-t...

New episode of the Can't Bowl, Can't Throw podcast: The Top Ten Moments of the Anderson-Tendulkar Trophy 🏏 newsletter.danliebke.com/p/the-top-te...

Take care India. Woakes has the spirit of cricket tucked under that jumper. #ENGvIND 🏏

Tie! Tie! Tie! #ENGvIND

GenAI assisted, and pretty bad... A skipper was felled by cramp, So he polished his genie lamp. Root leapt to second, Though few had reckoned, Then Stokes tossed the ball up the ramp. #ENGvIND

After reading today’s #WIvAUS ratings, I now want a spin-off series of @liebcricket.com articles, featuring Sam Konstas explaining modern concepts to the selectors (or other suitably aged people, eg commentators, Aus bowlers).

Out of shape Dukes #ENGvIND 🏏

England v India First Test, Day Five Report Card, featuring poise, complaining about the ball and Morpheus off the short run #ENGvIND 🏏 newsletter.danliebke.com/p/england-v-...

England v India First Test, Day One Report Card, featuring syllables, Bazball, opening stands, being needlessly horrid and Morpheus off the short run #ENGvIND 🏏 newsletter.danliebke.com/p/england-v-...

There are too many syllables in Anderson-Tendulkar trophy. #ENGvIND 🏏

Ever wondered what an artificial unintelligence (AU) of Dan Liebke would sound like? Analystumps is it. #WTCFinal

Lunchtime reading #WTCFinal 🏏

The 4th best #Hitchcock movie according to our listeners is Vertigo from 1958. On our rewatch of Vertigo, we discuss Severance transitions, the difference between acrophobia and agoraphobia, and poor calf raising form newsletter.danliebke.com/p/hitchpod-r...

Party like its 1912 in the #BishopandBear Our guests @cricketbatcat.bsky.social and @richardasher.bsky.social help us look forward to the WTC Final and back to the only previous Test between Aus and SA at Lords #WTCFinal #WTC2025 #AUSvSA @tonybishop1.bsky.social megaphone.link/COMG8877064249

Start of the English cricket summer FINALLY - have been hanging out, mainly for @liebcricket.com’s ratings. #ENGvZIM newsletter.danliebke.com/p/england-v-...

Haven’t been following #Eurovision closely this year but @cricketbatcat.bsky.social put on a playlist this morning and I immediately identified Milkshake Man as my favourite song even before I learned it was the Australian entry. I’ve not felt this patriotic since Raygun.

New CBCT episode! We're still mostly on hiatus but that didn't stop @jarrodkimber.bsky.social from stopping by to talk about his new book. Which of the Fab Four did Jarrod spot stealing candy? You'll have to listen to find out. newsletter.danliebke.com/p/the-art-of...

Excellent Mother’s Day conclusion, with me and @cricketbatcat.bsky.social’s sons teaming up to blindside her in the Survivor card game, voting her out. Her tribe has spoken. #SurvivorAU

With Sir James Anderson joining the ranks of cricketing knights, we've decided to break from our IPL-induced hiatus and determine, once and for all, who is the best cricketing knight of all time. overcast.fm/+AAycV3hov9Q