Guy who’s really gotten into Arthouse foreign films on SBS ever since the porn block

Maccas is bringing their Japanese teriyaki burger to Australia I’ve been waiting for this day for 20 years 🍔🫡

I can’t recall a more gorgeous Canberra autumn 🍂

I might learn how to do an Australian accent

E-bike regulations are complicated and annoying and probably necessary but good luck if you’re like a school principal and have to police this yourself. Apart from outright banning them I think the only sensible policy I can think of is “No hub drives”

Burning the candle on a secret third end

*me in a wild panic* My cup runneth over!

*me generously handing out dessert* Let them eat cake!

Currently in desperate need of a couple of therapeutic nuggets

I'm getting into folding things. I'm buying a folding bike. A folding phone is an absolute must. My dining table should fold, my chairs, you bet it should fold. My sports team, boy do they fold.

So they just skipped from Toy Story 3 to Toy Story 5???

HEARTBREAKING: This person was diagnosed with aggressive normality

I need my lifted duel cab ute to mount the curb and park on the nature strip while picking up my children from school

Seeing so many more green cars lately which only adds to my over arching “Green Car Theory” of society

I am in the pain cave (attempting a 7 speed to 9 speed shimano groupset conversion)

mulit factor is not enough. You should be constantly signing in and entering little codes and clicking emailed links

Your toddler should be zoomaxxing

If a chain had a weak link I would simply remove it

I believe the ice is alive when they do figure skating and the competitors are torturing the beast. Literally death by a thousand cuts. Horrific

Incomprehensible to me that Macca’s nuggets aren’t on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme

I’m getting into lukesmaxxing

God created Canberra autumn cycling for me personally to enjoy

Just thought of a pretty good way to approximate the area under a curve

Well parramatta lost, but at what cost?

It’s my birthday. Screw it, grabbing a Coke Zero, size medium!

Kayo should have kids profiles where you can safely watch G rated sports (no golf, motorsports, tennis etc)

Mark my words. This trip will put the moon on the map.

WHEN will albo address the declining quality of curash baby wipes since their “new and improved formula”? The nation is crying out for answers

A lot of good work recently by the Canberra govt to repave and upgrade walking and cycle paths recently. The C4 out of Tuggeranong now has street lights most of the way to the city. Highly recommend some autumn cycling in our nation’s capital

I hate when someone’s abandon is reckless. That’s like the worst kind of abandon

I don’t think it should be called “bike shedding” I think there are much better ways to describe the phenomenon

Took the kid to school on the cargo bike today. Zero fuel costs and parking was free and right outside the front door!

I charged your phone to 3% honey. Just the way you like it

Little tip to save fuel is to drive in the slipstream of other vehicles. The closer you are the bigger the efficiency gains

I love when the protagonist is on some sort of mission!

People are driving crazy out there. Fuel is obviously not expensive enough.

Incredible that a mid range bike from 30 years ago with about $50 worth of spare parts runs better than the day it rolled out the store

Guilt Driven Development

Perfect hammock weather today. Get suspended if you have the chance

Everyone knows honey is for getting the optimal grip on parallel bars Well today I’m trying something novel with it: spreading it on toast

Rugby league

I’m such a basic Canberran I think Grease Monkey is better than Brodburger and Capital Brewing Co is better than the Bent Spoke

2 shouldn’t be a prime number. It’s not within the spirit of prime numbership

It’s Autumn cycling season! Get out there and enjoy

Seeing a lot more green cars on the road lately. This evidence is suggesting I’m right on “green car theory”

Ultimately not good enough from the eels tonight. Too loose, too sloppy. Hopefully a few lessons to learn

Every time we bring rugby league to the United States global tensions increase. We can’t in good conscious continue this

*to a piece of pure fiction* You can’t make this stuff up!

1. Water 2. Tectonic plate movement 3. Humans These are my top 3 landscape shapers

Seeing a lot of green cars lately