He'si nches away from doing it 🤞

Against the wall will be one nazi followed by one tiktoker followed by one nazi and repeat

Minns asleep at the wheel. Resign now

Angus Taylor answers the tough questions on Credlin’s crackpot show on Sky After Dark. #auspol

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world the Boyd family should be given paint brushes.

Shout out to my homie Professor David Flint

Acting is the biggest scam there is.

Arrested on his birthday lol

'And then the gentleman on the horse said...um..something. I don't quite recall what it was but it was very humorous indeed'

Dan was about to burst into tears the entirety of his tenure

Good thing he wasn't mentioned 1,000,000 times in a paedophile ring, he might very got off.

When you're talking shit about someone and they're online as well..

Tonight, a drink and chips at Dissent with several other customers who heard about the cop raid and wanted to push back against the stupidity of people calling cops because they don’t like some posters. More photocopies of the Terd Reich posters on both sides of the venue. #Canberra

The Albanese govt. You CAN aspire to Old Kent Rd, which is owned by Pall Mall. Pall Mall is owned by Trafalgar Square. Any attempt to walk down Regent St will result in your immediate arrest. All stations are owned by Santos. Community chance is Oz Lotto & you need to buy a ticket.

cc @realphilgold.bsky.social @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social shame

'Alex Ryvchin calls on state & federal government to cut funding for literally everyone & everything he's currently outraged by'.

ACT Police have declared a Canberra cafe a CRIME SCENE after owner Owner David Howe displayed 5 posters depicting Donald Trump, J.D. Vance, Elon Musk, Benjamin Netanyahu, and Vladimir Putin in Nazi uniforms with swastikas. When are we locking up Murdoch for #HateSpeech? #auspol #FreedomOfSpeech

Shadow Treasurer demands govt print 'loads more money' to solve macchiato price rise.

Hotness rating..

This should be an opera

'The left doesn't have the guts to validate my stupid interests..'

Radical anti Social Cohesion

Status Quo were the ones who started saying DOWN DOWN prices are down. Put them in jail

'And under sharia law there's no soda pop & watching Family Feud is illegal......& loads of wasps everywhere

Dial M for Muppet

My genetically inferior husband

Remember when @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social got his big break in the Waltons catalogue

'Annd it appears Danika Mason hasn't been sacked...back to you in the studio'

Without thinking too hard name one person you'd love to have a big night out with..

'Sure, what we've been doing is fraudulent, but the reason why we did it is totally legit bro'

Absolute fucking ghouls

Danica Mason jar full of schnapps

'As everyone knows I never pooped my pants and then slipped in the poop & dislocated my left index finger'

Ditto any of my posts

Barnaby furiously taking notes on the bag his morning pie came in

The LNP & One Nation are gunna get sued for copyright infringement

Don’t forget, when Pauline drops racist bombshells into the media for everyone to react to, she’s now being funded by Gina Rinehart, major contributor to racist propaganda group Advance and inspired by MAGA-guru Steve “flood the zone with bullshit” Bannon. The offence is the point.

Shadow Treasurer Tim Wilson

We have exhaustively studied every aspect of the outdoor thing.

There is zero chance RFK Jr is wearing underpants with those jeans

No

Fmd

Privileges for the Privileged

James Morrow salivating to finally publish his "Because Pat Cummings is Woke" article only to discover he never played in it. Back in the drawer it goes