Had a dream last night that everyone had shoe rollers that went 100kph but ultimately we got the bad guy who was George Constanza who then unleashed a "volcano George" which was 5kms squared doona and sheet set next to the ocean. Top shelf dream.

Genuinely fucking impressive demonstration of misleading/deceptive advertising by this Perth real estate agency www.realestate.com.au/property-hou...

Celebrate 17-year-old Gurnoor Kuar, who won best project award for innovation at the Canada-Wide Science Fair. She addressed the long standing issue of racial bias in pulse oximetry. Inclusive innovation! #WomenInSTEM www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

What on Earth?! This video is from Greenpeace. 💔

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@realphilgold.bsky.social @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social The greatest grudge match in the history of league!

@fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social @realphilgold.bsky.social disgraceful

A man on JobSeeker calls into ABC Melbourne to say he hasn't eaten in three days He says all his job provider does is pray for him.

Someone needs to dob him in to Donald that he's only up to page 30

The Justice Department has launched a criminal investigation into E. Jean Carroll

@realphilgold.bsky.social how good is Tudesco

What's the deal with....save to drafts

@fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social @realphilgold.bsky.social the premier state

An Australian country singer forcing an American accent to sing the Australian National Anthem. Good choice, NRL, you dickheads. #StateOfOrigin

A few months ago the Labor Government (backed in by Liberals and One Nation) got the power to stop Iranians, who already have a visa to Australian, from coming because they might seek safety here. We learnt 6,634 people have been impacted.

One Nation need their own social media platform that isn't Gumtree.

WTF is this nonsense. Post or do not post. There is no ½ post

don hertzfeldt’s Rejected, now in HD

Thinking again about the defunct all-salad bar and soup bar Atlanta regional chain restaurant Lettuce Souprise You.

Looking for something I'm 94% sure is right in front of me

At @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social place for a breakfast meeting and he just keeps showing me his new poster in his bedroom

This is how you know its bad..

The only thing to stop a dog with a gun is a cat with a bigger gun

It's them forens again..

@realphilgold.bsky.social @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social thing is, that's Chester's go

CGT attack on aspiration taking its toll

@fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social @realphilgold.bsky.social

Dont care what you think of Aunty. What a colossal fuck up.

Have you heard the story of the Muppets movie Jim Henson was coming up with when he passed? It’s basically: Gonzo blew the entire movie budget on the opening sequence to the background and sets just keep getting cheaper and cheaper throughout the course of the movie 😂😂😂

From protests. Police. Military. The landlord

People love star wars bc it's essentially the Muppets in space

My popular opinion: 2yrs after both signing a 10yr contract for $100m each they want out. Fabricate a dispute & aim for an 80% payout of your full contract for doing nothing. They're in it together

I'm context provider Jessica. I'm here to provide the context.

Nothing. It's awesome. Get on it

Scientists look to Ai to improve condiment delivery by 14%

Netanyahu demands Arab nations recognise Israel as part of Israel war on Iran

Victoria: the smart state

'The drones appeared to become conscious & formed a giant c&b above the harbour'.

Trump skipped his son’s wedding then did nothing all weekend but post A true poster

Things you can sandwich include chips, hot chips, pizza & some fruit. You can sandwich a meat pie but you have to bust it up first.

Offices should supply a variety of trail mix so people will think work is an adventure.

What up, I'm a tech bro from wilicon Valley

Heritage listing?