@realphilgold.bsky.social @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social Bulldog Ritchie gets it

@realphilgold.bsky.social 👍👍

I've got Glasgow26™️ fever

At @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social for a meeting and he keeps saying Anthony Kiedis is the greatest singer of all time...oh ffs he's putting Under the Bridge on again

'Is your party just a big bag of racist grifters?' 'SIDDOWN!' 'Haha. That ol scallywag Barnaby'

Contrary to cowards who want an edit button I propose your post is automatically sent if you stop typing for more than 4 seconds

Liang Yao’s Lego self-portrait and sneakers at the Lego House

Starring Matt Damon & Charlize Theron in this Christopher Nolan production

A meat pie should be the size of one & a half meat pies.

Buy the paper

Without a doubt the single biggest victim of the last 40yrs has been the D battery

And this is when everyone blocked @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social

Glasgow 2026. Deep fried discus

Glasgow 2026. You're hearing it more and more.

Two massive goals from President Trump in the 4th & 89th minute secured the victory for Spain

BEST GAMES EVER!

Hearing Shakira will be opening the Commonwealth games

It starts on the 23rd of July which means I have just three days to find my 'Darren Clark solid 4th' tshirt

For a pie and chocolate flavoured Oak

So, like a golf course

The best part of the World Cup is seeing the crushing defeat on supporters faces

"I'm gunna make something really cool from this wood pallet" says naive simpleton yet to be crushed by the weight of the world.

'LIONEL' 'LIONEL'

My team Spain beat @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social team Argentina

Lol. Right in the face

Well that was embarrassing

The word genius often gets overused but I bought a curry pie from the bakery which will be my lunch.

One of these teams should consider goalmaxxing

Spain 0 Argentina 0 Half-time show 3

Hi, I was in charge of the half-time show

Witness the @csandds.bsky.social fitness

"Lettuce pray"

Fkn Mel Gibson

'Probably don't put your hand on that hot stove Eric' Eric: 'STFU'

Back in the 90s every day was look out for poop vegetables day. That's why all lettuce was placed in focaccia bread with four slices of salami & grilled until hot and wet.

A movie where a hacker breaks in and steals all the cents from people's registered Opal cards & uses the money to buy a second hand Honda Accord.

Hello riffle, meet foot or didn't work...stare down barrel

@fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social @realphilgold.bsky.social hey losers, new lamp, who dis..

omg Argentina brought out a "THE FALKLANDS ARE ARGENTINE" banner after the win

Just turn it into something slightly less embarrassing, like an enormous CnB

🎼'*ITS COMING HOME!!' *the players and coaching staff