The moon is back and some of online's biggest influencers are taking note

Lel. It's literally the first 7 pages

Never before seen far side of the moon is the Zoomer side. It ain't your old hack Gen X moon side

We need a hand signal that lets other drivers know you're listening to a podcast

"BRING BACK THE McRIB OR.."

If he can get away with threatening to nuke a country with zero consequences then he'll do it again. It'll be one a week

Clearing out my messages to the 2GB open line.

My story..

A flag for every occasion..

Shit gettin' real

*clears throat... Sucked in

I wanna hear from the stupid Doomsday clock

Post apocalyptic relief at the bowser & where to get.

60% of U.S. adults have an unfavorable view of Israel, up from 53% last year. In both political parties, majorities of adults under the age of 50 now rate Israel and Netanyahu negatively.

I am 100% committed to learning nothing

A bit more of this attitude & @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social might get somewhere

•W •TF •R U LOOKIN AT!

She fell in a bunker & could not be moved

Business trip for a couple of days. Staying at @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social place

Absolutely hopeless

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Art Thief Leaves Behind Tacky Jeff Koons Piece

* Me, an astronaut on the far side of the moon Ring, ring, ring ring.. "Hello?" "Hello Sir Madam, would you be interested in solar panels ?

Science discovers you gotta go to the far side of the moon for some peace and quiet

Astronaut: "Roger control. Now zooming in on moon's pock marked arse"

Someone forgot to switch accounts again. What a moron

Lel. Snarky²

The Address to the Nation happens every year. It’s when rugby league itself speaks, in the pure and ancient language of sport. It’s when the times of crisis genuinely bring us together. Its Origin.

Hyped for the Angus Taylor rebuttle

Mark my words. This trip will put the moon on the map.

Just got utterly slugged at the bowser

An unrepentant @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social defends his twelfth trip to the party pie tray

'Ladies and gentlemen of Australia. My name is Angus...like the cow..'

Many people ask what astronauts eat

That's where it went

Me: "Houston, I've got a helluva view of the big 'ol blue rock we call home & the delicate nature of our existence" Houston: "shut up and fly the plane"

"Annnd T-minus a million years to a good @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social post" Houston:"copy that"

It's T-six minutes and the astronauts are finishing their Space sticks and juice boxes.

This is what we don't want

"T-minus.." hurry the fk up