Loving how commentators are describing it as a battle for the soul of the LNP as though that is a thing that has ever existed.

@realphilgold.bsky.social @csandds.bsky.social how did I forget this

@realphilgold.bsky.social @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social Phil, he's sending me

Dear Bluesky mods, When I said "we built this city" I didn't mean it literally. Please revisit my ban

There have been 9 posts made about Eddie Vedder on this website in the last 24hrs

A lot of renewed interest online in the @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social pee tape

Andrew Hastie - the world's most popular man.

When you go to hit the unmute button but you miss and hit the video and it goes black and you can choose to hit play or throw your phone in the bin

1982 Corner shop website. Mrs Wilson's Corner Shop specials. • Bread now only x3 supermarket price • Chocolate bullets 4 for 5c • DON'T OPEN THE FREEZER UNLESS BUYING AN ICY POLE

Is your fly done up? Good. Now go to work

Pete can't grow a beard. Pass it on.

"The centre part is back..it's our time"

Joyce Carol Oates: Demonstrating the Value of the Humanities through Public Ownership of the Richest Man on Earth

Pissweak senator committed to getting lifetime gravy train

But not in Aus so go pick up your own food you lazy piece of shit

pretty weird that our second most populous state will treat 14 year olds like they're adults, but won't let them on social media until they're 16. feels like a bit of dissonance there

Getting rid of net zero means leaving Paris. Trump is the only other leader to have done this. Paris explicitly says you can't backslide and net zero by 2050 was a Paris pledge first made by a Liberal National government.

Just the world's largest bag of insecurity & dork

I think the current zeitgeist is such that if Salvador Dali turned up with his particular brand of bullshit he would immediately be told to fuck right off.

Pete Hegseth calls out Pope Leo's 'pussy films'

This is what @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social says all the time

Counterpoint. Dream explanation would be A. Awesome B. Extra awesome if its not Daniel Craig remembering himself as Daniel Craig

• It's a mad mad mad mad world • Cannonball Run II • The Pelican Brief • Rosemary's Baby

Just a cavalcade of c**ts

Russell Crowe as Santa in A Big Aussie Chicken Salt Christmas

'Yes, we have a long way to go to convince the public we can govern. Thats why we will roll out head burying shovel subsidies nationally

Earth concedes Sussan's job is more important

At least the Russians had the honesty to immediately pull out the tarpaulin of mercy and a shotgun

Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/

Ooh me bone spurs..

God bless the brave men and women of Sausage roll squad

Business Idea. You press this when their dagwood dog & medium chips is ready.

My new coffee table book just dropped. The Many, Many Haircuts of Chris Minns.

We are cutting through Duke's campus. Where I left from work almost 2 1/2 hours ago.

Driver now has a navigator and we're moving. But in the wrong direction.

We stayed parked on an overpass waiting for a new driver familiar with the route.

I waited an hour for the next bus and boarded. We departed and our driver missed the first turn onto a freeway.

I waited in the cold on an hourly express bus home. It never made it because of "driver error."

Thread!

John Wick 7 : Time to get John Wick

Katy Perry has entered the Mariah Carey part of her career

Funerals for the boys

When @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social addresses me on teams

Great movie

Coalition demand PM lower petrol prices so they can set their Too hard basket on fire.

Victorians call tomato sauce 'scallops'