send this to your bestie and say “us”

new meta for grinding just dropped: going to jail

I have a theory they hate Johnson and Johnson www.pbs.org/newshour/hea... How old was trump in the 80s? I also have a theory he still thinks it’s the 80s.

Remembering that the guy who is claiming that paracetamol causes autism is the same guy that suggested drinking bleach could help stop Covid

China is a different world www.youtube.com/shorts/rGPtn...

my friend's pregnant wife is now treating her headache with seed oils

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Police officer charged with assault after Hannah Thomas injured at pro-Palestine protest in Sydney www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

The WA government is considering mandating the use of dash cameras for driving instructors, in a bid to better protect vulnerable student drivers.

A look at CoreWeave, whose financing strategy involves using GPUs as collateral for large loans, which enabled rapid expansion but resulted in $11.2B in debt (Rashi Shrivastava/Forbes) Main Link | Techmeme Permalink

Kimmel should make his first show back all about Jeffrey Epstein

American immigrant here: Brits used to always ask why I moved over, which would become a boring conversation about US vs UK that I've had 100 times with 100 people. It's been almost a year since anyone has asked. It's the one part of the current presidency I'm thankful for.

calling up Disney to demand my subscription back deadline.com/2025/09/jimm...

How the billionaire class and wealthy landlords are conspiring against Zohran Mamdani

Just in! On Wednesday the Federal Court will determine whether or not the ABC should pay a pecuniary penalty over its firing of Antoinette Lattouf Judgment will be delivered at 10.15 am

some good news

@fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social for any other team this is a professional foul, but the sportsbet bunker cleared it www.youtube.com/shorts/wkAlT...

Every story about Robert Redford’s passing is like: “This one time I saw Redford at a deli and my wife said to me ‘boy, I’d sure like to fuck him’ and Redford said ‘that’s right, she would’ and then he bought some pastrami and the woman behind the counter also really wanted to fuck him.”

When I already took the trash out and did the grocery shopping and my wife asks me to go back out because we're out of dog food

Based Dua Lipa

sometimes I think should get a tattoo but then I don't know if I can rock it like @renewcp.bsky.social

(7) Melbourne Queer Film Festival offered to meet with us, then cancelled the meeting and refused to reschedule it, before we even called a boycott, (8) I literally *do* meet with MPs, but most of them don't bother to reply or are emphatic refusals (hi, Andrew Charlton!) (More?)...

When people ask "why don't Palestinians just..." Well: (1) the Prime Minister refused to meet with us, (2) we tried to negotiate with Sydney Festival before we called the boycott, (3) the PMO had me banned from an event I was asked to attend by a Rabbi (There's more)...

Turning Point Aust now aligning themselves with the nazi NSN for March 4 Aust. Jammal, the head of TP Aust is of Syrian Lebanese heritage He is a cooker, conspiracy nutter and all round wacko crikey.com.au/2023/02/08/j...

The funeral

To move from food to wine, 'kyykkyviini' (squatting wine) in the Finnish word for the cheapest wines, which invariably are on the bottom shelves.

Fred Brown is a sand artist and he created Banksy Art on the beach of Scarborough. Incredible 👏❤️👍

Truly a president for all Americans. Heartwarming stuff.

The sort of company that appoints a "seriously corrupt" politician is the sort of company that will have rolling disasters and mass governance and ethical failures. Pretty simple. (ICYMI:) theklaxon.com.au/optus-boss-r...

Bearing your cross is a lot easier with wheels.

@csandds.bsky.social Buzz called it

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

"You're irrelevant on Bluesky!" m8 I was irrelevant on Twitter where I had 110k followers and frequently got over a million views on my videos. It was still just shitposting on a social media site. Deciding that posting is activism has rotted a lot of brains on all sides.

This is exactly backwards. From the beginning, Kirk was the beneficiary of a large and highly organized network of dark money donors who were looking for a spokesman. No way he would have done what he did without patrons like Montgomery and Uihlein. Kirk didn't make money - money made Kirk.

Horseshit in the service of fascism

My husband is a full on conspiracy theorist. Believes all the bullshit that is fed to him. I go along with it because when he goes on 'demonstrations' I get a free day out somewhere, and he pays for everything. We've been 'demonstrating' for 7 years now.

Zelenskyy says over 132,000 foreign-made parts were found in Russian weapons launched this week. More than 1500 drones, 1280 guided bombs, 50 missiles — packed with tech from Europe, the US, China, Japan, and others. euromaidanpress.com/2025/09/21/1...

Duchess of York calls Epstein a 'supreme friend' in resurfaced email

Somehow not the most insane term I’ve seen in a residential lease.

"We're standing here for a bit. I want to make sure that everyone understands that every single organisation is complicit if it does not cut ties with Israel" Melbourne/Naarm, 21/09/25

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

Patience is a virtue. #WorldBollardAssociation

What a shock that all the journalists who for two years smugly said they wouldn’t call it a genocide unless the UN does, are still not calling it a genocide after the UN did