A flight-tracking account notes 35 C-17s flying out of airfields including those used by Delta Force (Bragg), SEAL Team 6 (Oceana), two of the three Ranger battalions (HAAF and JBLM), and the 160th SOAR. Looks a lot like staging JSOC in case it’s ordered to do the uranium recovery mission in Iran.

This is literally the only thing i have the bandwidth to read about today

FT Exclusive: Traders made bets worth half a billion dollars in the oil market about 15 minutes before Donald Trump’s post touting 'productive' talks with Iran sent the price of crude tumbling ft.trib.al/SVLeLoM

We were crucified nearby… how often can you say that?

New Paralympic sport just dropped

This afternoon, I used Claude to circumvent ChatGPT's safety protocols so I could hack into Gemini to learn how to take over Grok, which I then used to destroy Twitter. It's over. Twitter is gone.

Iranian Embassy in Kabul: Trump backs down from attacking energy infrastructures after Iran's firm warning.

According to One Nation, first there were no good Muslims, and now we are cattle to be bought and sold. It can’t get more disgusting. This is what Islamophobia looks like, and this is the kind of racist, hollow culture wars that are all One Nation have to offer.

correspondent on cnn portugal: these missiles can't reach portugal but *faint smile* they CAN reach spain

Squeezed by data centers' relentless demand for electricity, a Nevada energy company just said it's going to stop supplying energy to Tahoe. The city has a year to figure out how to meet 75% of its energy needs without it.

'Airport shut following TSA employee shot in the arse from ICE agent trying to open a sandwich with his gun'

It is being reported on the ground in Cuba that everyone on a ventilator at this hospital died overnight. As a Cuban, I'm devastated.

BREAKING: Emmanuel Grégoire @egregoire.bsky.social is the PROJECTED WINNER and next PARIS MAYOR, succeeding Anne Hidalgo (& presumably continuing that legacy). "Paris has decided to remain true to its history” by choosing “the alliance of the left & environmentalists." Congratulations Paris voters!

This is terrifying. The US has already had an exceptionally warm Winter and reduced snowfall will lead to reduced water supplies in Summer

It’s ok @realphilgold.bsky.social has a NFT of each property

Remarkable how quickly conservatives grasp previously alien to them concepts like microagressions and safe spaces.

OTD 1933 Adolf Hitler was officially sworn in as chancellor of Germany. He immediately pardoned 8,000 violent Nazis, many of whom were involved in the failed 1923 coup.

Canned cheese eating surrender monkeys!

There are black holes a million light years away that shine more brightly in the night sky than this dimmest of all men.

So actual Nazi policy.

Pop around @realphilgold.bsky.social it’s yoors

@realphilgold.bsky.social at Beenleigh Tavern

Even in a world of extremes, some events still stand out to me. This is one. All-time monthly records are being shattered. The size of this ridge across the western U.S. is truly striking for March, and we see a very clear climate change connection. Explore: csi.climatecentral.org/climate-shif...

Blaring depression indicator: They're doing Iraqi Dinar 2.0 on the meme stonk subreddit.

The Australian is the most hateful rag in the country and the only reason they keep getting away with it is that their audience consists entirely of a tiny elite... one might say the Epstein class www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

This is a very unusual use of the word 'investigation'. Like how I sometimes 'investigate' what it would be like to score the winning goal for Man Utd in an FA Cup final.

French NATO General Yakovleff says joining Trump in the Strait of Hormuz is “like buying a ticket on the Titanic after it hit the iceberg.”

This is the best

My quick take on the unemployment figures for @thepointau.bsky.social thepoint.com.au/news/260319-...

Zero new jobs seems bad. I think it's bad.

Has someone checked on @realphilgold.bsky.social to see if he’s OK?

"If there is no peace, no one gives a damn about the environment. People don’t have the chance to care.” “Water bankruptcy is a common threat that transcends every military line. We must recognise our shared vulnerability if we are ever to find our shared peace.”

I've never met anyone who loved the song "My Way" who wasn't also an irredeemable cunt.

They own a war when they only wanted to own Libs

Congress can stop this madness any time they want to. This is on them.

A hot take aging at the same rate as milk in the sun

He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.

Wow

Give the Colonel free soft drink or merch

"I always thought he was weak on security and didn't know him well, which is why I appointed him for such an important position." We are living in the stupidest time.

Elong said they could be a boat so ship oil in them through Hormuz

@csandds.bsky.social new Penriff team song just dropped

In January 2026 Paris' mayor Anne Hidalgo announced names of 72 women scientists proposed to be added to 72 male scientists already engraved on the Eiffel Tower. The Association Femmes & Sciences was tasked with preparing a list of 72 women scientists since 1789. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Multiple Iranian sources including their Foreign Minster stating that the Trump admin is planting false stories to Axios reporters Barak Ravid and Marc Caputo about peace talks in order to manipulate oil and financial markets.

Imagine the mutant vag that rebirthed this lot