Apparently more than a dozen have voted in some ABC Classic something.

Live image of the NASDAQ days before the largest IPO in history starts trading

I want to issue a public apology about slagging off the SpaceX IPO. The 11 pages of glossy photos of rockets and planets that is at the front of the "prospectus" has convinced me that throwing cash at another Musk ketamine hallucination is actually a smart move.

Feeling a bit sorry for Dav's kid. At her age, as an undergrad boomer, I was negatively gearing multiple Old Queenslanders in Paddington to build a property portfolio nest egg. Just like all the other kids I was at uni with. The socialists in Canberra have taken this away!

Just been told by the car dealer that my new Bugatti is not available, and they are shipping me a Lada instead. Said they'd take 100 bucks off. Pretty happy

Going out on a limb here and suggesting that Sayers, Pyne, and Greg Hunt are the victims of a serial hacker, who is still out there.

Because nothing says "clean energy" like 3 Mile Island

Fondly remembering the "it'll be over in 4 - 5 weeks" prediction by the school bully.

CommSec currently experiencing high call volumes to set up international trading accounts ahead of what I assume is the SpaceX IPO being moved forward for *reasons*. Can I suggest that if you are that desperate to have your BoomerDollars fleeced, you should DM me for "help" with this.

If you people really cared about the President's health, you'd stop mentioning the Epstein Files.

Unscheduled rapid disassembly

Carlton: 2026 Premiers. You heard it here first.

Has anybody suggested a mini-sub yet?

Schindler's Ark, but getting billionaires onto a Blue Origin launch

Adding the New Glenn audio to my playlist

If we could roll out Blue Origin launch sites across the entire US, we would go a long way toward solving most of the planet's problems

I wonder if the Blue Origin flight crews are unionised

12 years ago yesterday, I had this melanoma removed from my face. Get checked.

Larrikin (noun) a bloke who rolls his own and surviving one pay to the next, who takes on some dodgy cash in hand work that never gets declared Gerry Harvey: it me

Hoping: the puff piece "Gerry Harvey: The Last Larrikin" is a tribute due to something terminal that has arisen. Fearing: it is a negotiating tactic aimed at securing some sort of preferential tax treatment

What if, and hear me out here, Mars was boiled dry by data centres

Surprised they never went with "NSW THE HOPOATE STATE" licence plates back in the day.

Material overhaul is when one pulls the wool over somebody's eyes

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Pitch: A cage RFK Jr 2 adult fresh from hibernating taipans

A lot of people hating on the idea of armed private militias in Australia haven't considered that a full scale Waverley v Lakembah conflict could remove Sydders from the map for us.

The Elvis clock on the dentist's wall is NSFW when the hour hand is between 12 and 1

Labor set to announce three separate mutual obligations streams

Normalise Luigi v billionaires

Journey is the new narrative

How dare Boyzone milk every last cent out of their followers with a Farnhamesque stream of one last shows.

A lot of people posting "How cute", but drones only do this when extremely distressed.

Qld National Party govt increasing funding to Police Mental Health services.

Lobbing a few 10s of millions of dollars of ordnance onto my opponents assets to celebrate the peace deal.

V'Landys to head NACC

For the hundredth time, the world's developed economies don't have a government debt problem, they have a not taxing the billionaires enough problem

"Maldives" is latin for "bad dives". Not many people know this.

Hot tip for the ABC: When reporting on the Iran peace deal, don't lead with 25 paras of Trump SoMe posts, but rather, start the article with the Iranian assessments of where the process currently is.

Waffle House: Tim Hortons: Hold my beer

I'm not saying the SIL/BIL are wealthy, but I reckon their visitor toilet bowl is carbon fibre

"Musk's failed court attack on OpenAI could leave lasting scars on Altman's reputation" has left me cleaning up sprayed coffee in the far reaches of the dining room.

Apologies for breaking the platform, but I just had to post "Peace in Our Time" for the 6th time in the last 11 weeks.

So, in last night's WA shark attack story, it was claimed that warming water temperatures from climate change are bringing the sharks closer to shore to feed, and that WA, the home of Woodside, is paying a dispropionate human toll for this.

Busy preparing for aftershocks after last night's 2.5 in Wodonga

Asking my hairdresser if she can give me a quote on the Barry Gibb Stayin' Alive Hair, Teeth, and White Pants Combo

I flew to China, met President Xi Jinping for 2 days and all I got was this bag of bagels

Can't believe that the Managing Director suddenly selling $122m of his 10% stake in the company for "personal reasons" would panic the market into a steep sell off.

If only the UK could harness their functionally infinite NonceEnergy for the grid.

Maybe it was a mistake to entirely source AIs ethical and moral guidelines from the last 50 years of Brisbane Boys' Grammar graduates.