Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

CTM: Why do we even have an auditor? PwC: The fat stream of fees?

What a time be a jumping castle public liability insurer

I predict that Robert Kelly, 78, has many more years as CEO of Steadfast Insurance Brokers in front of him. #tightship #strongboard

Sorry to hear Jobbies apparently still getting death threats. But not for the usual reason.

Mofo said peanits

Watch as if nobody's dancing

Feeling a bit sorry for all the young National Party women who will now never experience the pleasure of having to hide in the toilets from Barnyard's advances

Very very sad to see Tom Piotrowski hanging up the boots.

Could only be more delicious if they were getting Gina to DOGE #partyofwhitlam

Labor always horny for more cops

Always impressed by Labor's ability to simultaneously lift ladders, punch down, and stuff anonymous donations into their pockets.

Can't chat. Deepening my competitive moat.

Musk training his imaginary cockatoo to say *n-slur* just extends his uninterupted run of only-person-in-the-polycule-not-getting-a-root loserness another step.

Preparing a pitch to sell the government a $96 million dollar ant farm.

If public servants wanted to work in the APS, they should've just applied at KPMG, PwC, EY, Accenture...

Vic police get: their racist warrantless "pat downs". We get: Zero deaths in custody* Deal? *includes bash and run.

Sam Konstas just needs to spend some time in the Test team, score some runs, to get his Shield form back

Big respect for Bell. The only way she could have squeezed taxpayers for more while simultaneously doing less, would have been to attach herself to the ABC. Unfortunately, Sales and Crabb had already bled that host dry.

Viking funeral for Richo, but using a tobacco shop.

Pauline who?

I see The Party of Whitlam™️ are again failing to meet even the lowest expectations anybody has of them.

Who amongst us hasn't had a thin skid plate at some point?

Has anybody checked on Piers?

Watched The Magnificent Seven the other night, and really, the scene where several dozen town folk shoot at half a dozen targets several times for zero hits is just Federal and State Labor working up policy.

Really starting look like the spine of the Grok algorithm is a tripartite of 1. Cover for me 2. Oh, good idea, boss 3. It was like that when I got here.

Suspect Annabel Crabb is not the answer to the fascism that is emerging in the growing numbers of disaffected.

Ashes moves on to the Gabbatoir.

At least England can console themselves with the moral victory they achieved today.

Brendon McCullum making appointments for 11 people at the PTSD Clinic

Mornus running out Head should and would hsve him banned from every cricket club in Australia.

Head doing a half Hooksy

Swear to God, if Mornus conjures a run out here, I will reverse my opinion of public executions.

If I was Head, and Marnus was going off his nut like that at me, I would just wander down and change the bails.

Not expecting Mornus to be as crazy aggressive in the 2nd innings as he was in the 1st (9 off 41), as he brings the draw back into play.

Poms going a bit quiet atm

Highest opening partnership of the series.

Looking forward to another day of Matty Hayden using "artesian" and "artisinal" interchangeably.

I call on the Australian government to #RaiseTheRate of all support payments to a living wage. This would be the single most effective way to lift the productivity, quality of life, and well-being of the whole country. #CommitToALivingWage

In a classic pump and dump, there was a bit of "How good is Sydder's PT system?" yesterday.

Apparently Smith sent Uzzie to the change room to get some sandpaper.

Carey does the cricket equivalent of sending a threatening email to a parliamentarian and signing it with his own name.

What a time to be a Perth concession holder

Never change SW Tas, with your pissing rain and howling winds and knee deep mud.

Licking the boot won’t stop it kicking you.

Top order loves copping it on the body to make it easier for the middle order to spoon forehand drop shots to mid on.

Stumpcam image of Mornus resisting the urge to hit it with his elbow for 40 deliveries

Tbf, Mornus just thought he should try hitting it with his elbow because that's what Sandy did.

This is the story of Lab-u-schane, the man the authorities came to blame, for something that he never done* *played a sensible cricket shot under pressure #ashes