A lot of people assuming the sprog is half Dom's.

Ghost of Henry Albert at Lang Park cheating Redcliffe again.

Pretty sure when the Supreme Machine Intelligence works out that the greatest danger to humans are humans, its answer will be to depopulate the billionaire class.

I want to know more about the actress, the electrician, and the real estate agent #ourabc

Doubt Putin provided Iran with US inrel. More likely he just added them to the War Room group chat.

I remember when rage used to have credible guest presenters playing a high proportion of interesting choices rather than no talent youtubers playing middleoftheroad commercial seppo slop.

Have they moved into the Fuck Up phase of Epic Fuck Up yet?

Seems like there are still some on this platform who haven't muted me *cracks knuckles*

I love that when they talk about bringing US values to foreign autocratic regimes, they start with that most American of pursuits, the school massacre.

Heading out to get the paper confident in the knowledge that if the old Fairfax (now Ch9) city mastheads hadn't warned us about the looming threat, we would now be at war with China.

Ford offering up a rebadged F100 at Albert Park could be their greatest marketing exercise since the Edsel.

TBF, it would have been indistinguishable from a South American drug boat when viewed through the periscope.

Don't know who at Anthropic needs to hear this, but if you are claiming to be building a socially responsible technology, it is probably best if you don't provide it to fascist regimes. Thought that would have been in the top 5 clauses of their "soul doc".

Yep, but Penny said the Australians were a non-lethal component of the staff on the submarine...

this country's media shits itself incessantly every time there's a Chinese ship legally in international waters but we're happy to engage in an actual war crime if Albanese thinks he'll get a pat on the head from true power #auspol

Bernie would have won it by now

You know the media is populated by the TikTok generation when you get repeated references to the conflict "dragging on" into its 6th day.

Can't chat. Printing huge "Mission Accomplished" banner.

Lyle and Kacky O. Is this anything?

Eat shit, Lyle.

Minnsy making Communism cool again

Eild of Shamerica

It's almost as if somebody's parents didn't realise those cute Scottish (and some Irish) names signifying "child of" actually started with "Mc" or "Mac"

very sad about Kristi Noem’s tenure as secretary of DHS. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, her music taught me that it was ok to be weird

Feeling a bit flat watching AI pump out worse takes than I can. And at eye watering volumes and speed.

Melbourne 2021-2: Dubai 2026: Hold my beer

Paying extra so I can sit with the pointmaxxing freaks

"Israel says..." Well, I'm definitely keen to check that out.

Imagine being called Markwayne. In an Australian public high school.

Clubhouse leader for the footy tipping. Feels good.

I'd like to see the whingers do it for LESS than USD1bn per day. #mondayquarterbacks

The Zionists would rather white ant the entire international rules based order than let a well informed critic speak at a Adelaide Uni literary festival.

Hearing rumours DJ Crablo will be warming Jack's seat to help out his mate.

The "Is Kissinger Even in This Thing?" machine, but Rupert.

AUKUS subs, but for shipping oil.

Oh no. Not Kyle and Jackie O.

Wonder what this strengthening of the global rules based order means for Taiwan property prices?

Really missing Kudelka RN

Who amongst us hasn't attacked a country of 85 m people, with no achievable objectives and no exit plan?

Medical world stunned as man lives 63 years without a spine.

What would Pliba have done?

It's always a cause for celebration when your country gets bombed.

From this, to whatever the fuck kind of Tory bullshitting orange cock gobbling simp he has become. What a journey of our dear leader. #Auspol

Marles: And who do I make this giant novelty cheque out to?

Clearly the Penny and Anthony combo didn't appease hard enough.

Still no Democrats prepared to Luigi.

Anthony Appeasement

Status: pointing at maps Sleeves: rolled up Top 2 shirt buttons: undone

Lol @ Narrabri

I find the guy who didn't inhale believable.