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Wrangler of celebrity crocodiles Lives on unceded Dhudhuroa country.
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Richard Pettigrew
1 day ago
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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CTM: Why do we even have an auditor? PwC: The fat stream of fees?
1 day ago
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What a time be a jumping castle public liability insurer
2 days ago
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I predict that Robert Kelly, 78, has many more years as CEO of Steadfast Insurance Brokers in front of him.
#tightship
#strongboard
2 days ago
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Sorry to hear Jobbies apparently still getting death threats. But not for the usual reason.
3 days ago
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Mofo said peanits
4 days ago
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Watch as if nobody's dancing
4 days ago
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Feeling a bit sorry for all the young National Party women who will now never experience the pleasure of having to hide in the toilets from Barnyard's advances
4 days ago
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Very very sad to see Tom Piotrowski hanging up the boots.
4 days ago
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Could only be more delicious if they were getting Gina to DOGE
#partyofwhitlam
5 days ago
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Labor always horny for more cops
5 days ago
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Always impressed by Labor's ability to simultaneously lift ladders, punch down, and stuff anonymous donations into their pockets.
5 days ago
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Can't chat. Deepening my competitive moat.
5 days ago
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Musk training his imaginary cockatoo to say *n-slur* just extends his uninterupted run of only-person-in-the-polycule-not-getting-a-root loserness another step.
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Crowbar
6 days ago
Preparing a pitch to sell the government a $96 million dollar ant farm.
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If public servants wanted to work in the APS, they should've just applied at KPMG, PwC, EY, Accenture...
6 days ago
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Vic police get: their racist warrantless "pat downs". We get: Zero deaths in custody* Deal? *includes bash and run.
6 days ago
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Sam Konstas just needs to spend some time in the Test team, score some runs, to get his Shield form back
6 days ago
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Big respect for Bell. The only way she could have squeezed taxpayers for more while simultaneously doing less, would have been to attach herself to the ABC. Unfortunately, Sales and Crabb had already bled that host dry.
6 days ago
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Viking funeral for Richo, but using a tobacco shop.
6 days ago
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Pauline who?
6 days ago
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I see The Party of Whitlam™️ are again failing to meet even the lowest expectations anybody has of them.
7 days ago
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Who amongst us hasn't had a thin skid plate at some point?
8 days ago
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Has anybody checked on Piers?
8 days ago
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Watched The Magnificent Seven the other night, and really, the scene where several dozen town folk shoot at half a dozen targets several times for zero hits is just Federal and State Labor working up policy.
8 days ago
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Really starting look like the spine of the Grok algorithm is a tripartite of 1. Cover for me 2. Oh, good idea, boss 3. It was like that when I got here.
8 days ago
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Suspect Annabel Crabb is not the answer to the fascism that is emerging in the growing numbers of disaffected.
8 days ago
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Ashes moves on to the Gabbatoir.
9 days ago
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At least England can console themselves with the moral victory they achieved today.
9 days ago
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James Fitzgerald
9 days ago
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Brendon McCullum making appointments for 11 people at the PTSD Clinic
9 days ago
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Mornus running out Head should and would hsve him banned from every cricket club in Australia.
9 days ago
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Head doing a half Hooksy
9 days ago
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Swear to God, if Mornus conjures a run out here, I will reverse my opinion of public executions.
9 days ago
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If I was Head, and Marnus was going off his nut like that at me, I would just wander down and change the bails.
9 days ago
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Not expecting Mornus to be as crazy aggressive in the 2nd innings as he was in the 1st (9 off 41), as he brings the draw back into play.
9 days ago
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Poms going a bit quiet atm
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Highest opening partnership of the series.
9 days ago
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Looking forward to another day of Matty Hayden using "artesian" and "artisinal" interchangeably.
9 days ago
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Dr Desirée Kozlowski
9 days ago
I call on the Australian government to
#RaiseTheRate
of all support payments to a living wage. This would be the single most effective way to lift the productivity, quality of life, and well-being of the whole country.
#CommitToALivingWage
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In a classic pump and dump, there was a bit of "How good is Sydder's PT system?" yesterday.
9 days ago
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Apparently Smith sent Uzzie to the change room to get some sandpaper.
10 days ago
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Carey does the cricket equivalent of sending a threatening email to a parliamentarian and signing it with his own name.
10 days ago
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What a time to be a Perth concession holder
10 days ago
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Tim Lyons
10 days ago
Never change SW Tas, with your pissing rain and howling winds and knee deep mud.
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Adopto ND
10 days ago
Licking the boot won’t stop it kicking you.
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Top order loves copping it on the body to make it easier for the middle order to spoon forehand drop shots to mid on.
10 days ago
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Stumpcam image of Mornus resisting the urge to hit it with his elbow for 40 deliveries
10 days ago
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Tbf, Mornus just thought he should try hitting it with his elbow because that's what Sandy did.
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disgraced wellness blogger
10 days ago
This is the story of Lab-u-schane, the man the authorities came to blame, for something that he never done* *played a sensible cricket shot under pressure
#ashes
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