I wonder if Barnaby is a member?

A rhymer

I wonder hiw many more French parliaments will come and go before somebody solves their budget problems by TAXING THE BILLIONAIRES?

I call on the Australian government to #RaiseTheRate of all support payments to a living wage. This would be the single most effective way to lift the productivity, quality of life, and well-being of the whole country. #CommitToALivingWage

The girlfriends who founded Antifa.

Is *everything* a distraction from The Files, or are The Files a distraction from *everything*? All I know is that the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the Democratic Party fooling the world that their candidate selection in 2020 wasn't the root cause of *everything*.

Looks like they're doing Kennedy re-enactments in Illinois.

I am very confident that Palantir's AI will be of considerable benefit to the US battleground comms.

Racists head back down the Hume as losers

Closest GF in the history of NRL. All that separated them at the end was some midseason Welcome to Country ceremonies

Rednecks win!

Rednecks leading Racists

Nicole Stop Dating Weirdos 2025 Challenge

TFW you check your savings account and there is no daylight left.

Lib party needs more principled team players like Hastie

Broncos could do the funniest thing by rocking up an hour late tomorrow.

It's almost as if what is being "sold" as home buyer help is, in fact, home owner help. But I can't believe a government led by the bloke from the housing commission home would be that duplicitous.

actress tilly norwood has been deleted after being found unconscious next to a script containing a mistyped wildcard. she was 0

Tilly and Keith. You heard it here first.

Oh god, they actually put in the newspaper that I got mad

Complete waste to have an AI actress who just looks like a regular human. We already have those. She should have a hand growing out of her face or something

Sad to say my "How Good is Bacon and Beer" routine kinda bombed.

RIP diva

STG if one of our chooks was human, she'd be a sovereign citizen

Just had a call from my oncologist and my latest scan has been reviewed by a few radiologists and the new growth has completely gone and the slight growth of the original tumour has been put down to an artefact of the operation and isn’t a problem. Conclusion: all clear and carry on with the chemo.

The Kubrick stare is a technique used to portray insane, evil or unstable characters

Who amongst us, at some time or other, hasn't taken out a couple of mushrooms? Sometimes with the mower, sometimes with a shoe.

Wonder if the crisis management firms ban all staff leave during Sept/Oct

Hesgeth telling Mattingley to lose the sideburns

My TV seems to have not survived the impact from the brick I just threw at Albanese and his fucked up 5% initiative, and the ALPs handpicked posterchild who told us it was her intention to turn it into a renter.

I'm not saying the people of Yackandandah are better than the rest of you, but we do celebrate a non-binary gender reveal by hanging blue and pink balloons on our gates. No pic.

All I'm saying is that Nicole knows where to find me.

Larry Ellison seems nice.

the last dozen-or-so years have shown with crystal clarity we have a political and media landscape designed by and for the narcissism of small differences. The problem now is the people who still act like that's going to solve fascism.

Nominating the dude who torched Jobbies place for Australian of the Year.

Good news in NSW DV circles: Police now have the powers to monitor police mobile phone usage

As part (all) of the settlement, Dominion now owns 20000 bottles of $8-$15 hair dye.

If any of you post my photo as part of the Fat Bear voting thing, I will fucking sue.

Crisafulli: Is it too late to investigate Fitzgerald?

Oregon has always been a part of Canada

TFW your country is reviving the manufacturing sector one bomb shelter at a time

Portland Mayor: Well, it's not like the US miliary has won a war anywhere in 80 years.

Looking forward to seeing the Collingwood team photo on the front page of the Sun tomorrow

Shout out to the airline staff making the 4 Korean(?) travellers weigh their onboard baggage (9kg instead of 7!) and not letting them carry it on. Flight was only 2/3 (max) full.

I did one (1) enlistment in the army a long time ago and something that became clear very quickly was that everyone who takes the term "warrior ethos" seriously is a moron

Is there anything more reassuring than the sound of a walrus barking through the airport terminal loudspeakers?

I mean we could always grant Cliev his wish

Just got the dreaded flight delay notification for my 11:00 flight. Running 1 minute late.

Service NSW Management meeting: CEO: "Saturday is very busy. Open until 12 and hundreds of people attend who are unable to do so during the week. Any suggestions on how we can serve our customers better?" Dubbo Service NSW manager: "Only roster on 2 counter staff?" CEO: "Fucking brilliant!'

So, the racists are into the NRL GF?