the work server cabinet is also used to store random paperwork and stationery, just jammed between racks

frost on the sheep this morning, sparkling like unicorns

glyphosate does not work that way

Make-A-Wish kids have a monopoly on wishes in a way that's lowkey problematic but whatever

Played the first known queer game Caper in the Castro, built in hypercard. Good stuff. archive.org/details/hype...

what if john wilkes booth had studied gunjitsu

if I was a political cartoonist I'd basically just draw hotdog suit man and change the face everyday

weird that young people are prohibited from doing things they might not be equipped for but old people are free to do things they are no longer equipped for

writing a sitcom is all about picking 7 different types of autism or hyperfixation to distribute to your characters

i love to make fun of phobes with "why are you afraid of a rainbow" but also I don't call myself gendervoid because the colours remind me of this

when a christian does terror it's all "oh this is not christianity. what a terrible perversion of our religion". when a muslim does terror it's "mm yes a savage peoples, blinded by their violent and barbaric religion".

the motherfucking labor premier voted to ban late-term abortions for patients at risk of non-life threatening and/or mental injury.

i really really must stress that I didn't shop this

for sale: one thong, other fucked

the quality of the memes I share is inverse to how much I love you

thanks abc

this pride month, cut *all* the wires on the bomb you're defusing 🥰🏳️‍🌈

I'm against diversity casting. Every character in everything should be played my a sexy older south asian lady with a deep voice. no diversity at all.

yeah sure i have a third place you'll love, let me take you to a second location

why is Shane Taylor on the television

kitty cats don't care for the vessel

i'm battlegrounds. i'm stages. i am deliberately the place i want to see a fight occur. thank you for taking part.

i'm only really a staging ground for better people to make bigger attacks

she

I've heard absolutely no verifiable reports that Anthony Albanese has abused children. Zero. Not even a little kiddy handjob. It's an improbably small number. Statistically it's very unusual that there are no Anthony Albanese pedophilia claims.

Charlie Pickering of Turning Point USA

my ranked competitive chaser group chat

the best types of family photo are: Family portrait but demon child cannot be photographed Aunt holding hateful animal with pure passionate love Young grandad is hot and wearing homosexual swimsuit

Oh sorry, did a sport happen? Wow that’s cool! I only pay attention to one sport (reading books)

showing my enemy's name to a bunch of primary school kids to fast-track my weaponised nickname development

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, text messaging (sometimes called SMSing) me

deportation would actually solve the race riots quite quickly, just maybe not what they were picturing

written language wasn't humanity's worst fuckup but you know it's a horror story when there's a monkey with symbols

the most remarkable thing is that i told her not to fucking stand in the doorway and she's standing in the doorway

i would lower fuel costs by removing unnecessary regulations. child labour laws also.

for decades Australians have experimented with rhyming "witch" with "ditch", but it turns out it can't be done. especially not by foreigners.

alright old man. I wasn't gonna but if it means so much to you, let's see you stop me

"This risks them spending years on medical side-quests that might yield any ‘noticeable’ improvements to their well-established and serious disability. Under the Bill, a treatment is ‘available’ even if you can’t afford it or it is practically impossible for you to obtain in your region."

if you like text messages the. you'll love app that is text messages.

i've been happily married for a very very long time and I NNEED you to do filthy awful sex so I can have it vicariously thanks babe♥️

nobody loves me like secure folder loves ne

uh never mind

throwback to my favourite question in my Labor's Free* TAFE course

that's what our flag means

making love is one of the most disgusting ways to describe fucking

tried to take ecstasy again last night but nothing. Seroquel must be turning the shit off i've tried multiple sources

my cat about to write a thoughtful and transphobic opinion piece

Just in case: Donk

country girls make do