three in the stink

millenials don't want an animated firefly. we want a penguin-style series focused on how Bad Horse rose through the ranks of the evil league of evil

friend is locked out of steam account. also locked out of attached bank account, card and email address. DV. not getting them back. how do get her account back?

I keep having to use facebook to stalk someone and god that place is a cesspit

it's taken me so long and so many wrong opinions to get here but Steal This Album is it. it's the one.

well well well

today in the third month of the year 2026, in a moderately nice cafe in the fucking Barossa Valley, I saw a boomer ask for the difference between a cap/latte/flat white

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#leaf #FungiFriends

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i just accidentally did the dishes? like i was just suddenly doing them?

my Fleetwood Mac newsletter would be called the chainmail

beauty is on the ringside

they should invent a manic episode that doesn't traumatise and invoke guttural revulsion in the people that I love

maybe actually it'll be fine

I don't know how to describe this but I'm sitting outside watching honeyeaters and wrens and the sun it's warm but comfy and I'm one day into meds and I just felt autumn settle down over my shoulders like a cozy hug from someone I dearly love

“That’s what I love about being on the Gold Coast Mum. Here at Specific Fair you can go straight from the Rivers to the Seafolly” “Keep your voice down Kim! If anyone hears you you’ll be arrested!”

Yeah, so basically the current prevailing schizo internet theory is that AI nerds have destroyed the internet and created infinite spam. The advertisement goons are now incapable of determining who is a bot and who is an actual human. The advertisement goons no longer want to pay as much

i do the opposite of engagement bait. what 50's singer do you think my sister looks like the most. who would be the best footballer if you had to play football with your elbows. what denomination of coin is the best to flip if you want to get heads.

what posts do you think about making but can't quite make work? what joke do you have that is clever but has no framework to support it?

about 6 months between mentioning adhd to my psychologist and getting my hands on the meds. im gunna call that a win

finished resi 6. genuinely enjoyed it all but that last area felt pretty half-assed

now porn is illegal i'm beating it to poetry

Bad Apprentice! SWIM, Trunks!

do liberal voters like donald trump? honest question.

I like that the outrunners have a pet homosexual

The Albanese government cannot pretend to care about poor people while it continues to force people to live in poverty, refuse to act on Robodebt royal commission recommendations, and inflict millions of penalties a year – many unlawful – on people with compulsory activities.

Kids,

man i am jonesin' for a sweet beverage - Me, Jonestown, 18 November 1978

drink elpis

when no one was looking lex luthor took forty loads

takin my thc oil

look at my colleagues breakfast bro this is upsetting

US initially very excited about my desire for war. especially when I said I wanna start a nuclear war. it was all going great until I told them the venue.

paralympics very boring. needs new disabilities.

when I use big words when we're speaking it's not because i'm trying to sound smart I'm just stalling while I figure out where me sentence is headed

protecting the innocent people of the middle east with my peaceful air-to-air missiles

suck my whole dick

Makes you yearn for the days that the australian labor party was led by the charismatic anti-imperial iconoclast simon crean

Leon's Kennedy

please help my HEY account has been taken over by Mumford & Sons and HEY they won't let me post what HEY I want they keep smacking my HEY hands away from the keyboard and it's HEY starting to get violent I'm legit scared HEY

horror story about millions of people becoming Retvrn guys for a past that not only never existed but could never exist in our reality, yet by the force of their communal longing they begin to bring this inchoate nightmare realm into being it's non-fiction

I'm whisky

pleased to announce that after brief consultation i will be stepping into a new role as leader of iran

deluxe? do I look like a fucking faggot to you? give me a bacon normal

I wish my parents loved me as much as they love facebook reels

I love that when they talk about bringing US values to foreign autocratic regimes, they start with that most American of pursuits, the school massacre.

can you solve the riddle. one of these narcotics will never tell the truth. the other one don't lie, don't lie, don't lie.