the guys

there's a person I really want to have sex with

him shout

I do think parents should absolutely have the right to choose to give their children methamphetamine

"at least we're not america" are you fuckin sure

i just can't relate to a politician that hasn't had to smoke resin

sexy nurse roleplay is an ideal way to disclose your stis

oh yes it's 2026 and I'm dying for more jack black content

"accidentally" getting carbon monoxide poisoning

release windows 9

coalition ross & racheling

the best part of going back to play your favourite older games is discovering that they're shit

I had to do it

new coworker told me to shout at her like she's a little bitch

*bored of peace

the isreali president out here to pick up tips from NT cops

there were never going to be nuclear submarines you stupid slut

People on anti-virals usually have an undetectable viral load, meaning the virus is no longer present in bodily fluids and thus non-transmissable. This won't just put vulnerable people at a greater risk of disease and death, but will likely result in an increase in HIV in the community.

i think i'd be hotter if i had less opinions

this was the part of the message about leveraging access for political outcomes, they're openly in support of pinkwashing

Ohhh, the Sydney Mardi Gras board doesn't want to exclude politicans who won't commit to rights and protections on the basis of marginalisation "as leverage for political outcomes." Shitlibs, folx.

guys be like "i know a spot" and it's

here at ASIO our one job is to make sure no-one drops raw hotdogs all over t-OH NO FUCK

if EB Games wanted to survive they would have let me and other like-minded consumers continue to stalk their female employees

is it accelerationist to wish they'd just get on with it

*wokely bodyshames u*

libs: stop telling women what to do with their bodies!! also libs:

forgot about this one

me, on the haemonculus' surgery table: rearrange my guts, daddy haemonculus: yeah, yeah, nope. return this one to its craftworld.

it's the trans flag for context

letter + alt text 1/2

has anyone noticed how the killer python packet has too many multicolour ones

I would like to gift my Field Hockey Under-9s Good Team Player award to President Donald Trump

boomers can bond with genz/alpha over their shared love of having the mobile phone make noise

Reminder that I have uploaded the entirety of the original, uncensored run of Extreme Championship Wrestling to Google Drive, for your viewing and/or downloading enjoyment: drive.google.com/drive/folder...

this cunt back to eat my money ants

this my owl minerva she flies at night you know and it's a real bacchanalian revel, a real hoot

UPDATE:

wow i really went above and beyond, huh

we can't just put glp-1s on the pbs. people might use them.

after several sessions with a psychiatrist I have contracted ADHD

Wegovy to get Aus PBS subsidy, but only for patients who’ve already had a cardiovascular event, like heart attack, stroke, or have symptomatic peripheral arterial disease. Such poor public policy: early intervention with GLP-1s can stop cardiovascular issues developing & save the health system money

91 year old man told me he missed our appointment yesterday because his grandmother tragically passed away

please stop calling the president a pedophile. that kind of unfounded accusation could ruin man's career.

WHAT? fucking WHAT?!

obviously cheating on beyonce is a pretty shit decision but cheating on lily allen is like kidnapping liam neeson's daughter

there was a vacuuming :(

i have taken the documents that were in the ICE-car and which you were probably saving for fascism Forgive me they were unsecured so extensive and so damning

some people call me the dance to remember some call me the dance to forget

i am going to have a wine