Cleared a gnarly congealed hair plug out of the shower drain without 🤢 so clearly I am today’s greatest humanitarian hero

FFS

Fun quiz for Supercars fans: Jimmy Golding got that haircut (a) in the dark (b) for a bet (c) because he's a [redacted]

Warburton forgot to retire this ancient relic

This is why it's vital to achieve in that first 30, the next 50 will be less productive

Courtney smirking unconvincingly through his Gold Coast teeth as the telecast explores just how shit the Blanchard team was when he was leading it

Remembering the late Kurt Cobain, who would have been 57 today.

Triple 8 put in a call then?

This is still preposterous, crab rangoon, things of that nature

Wesley Dingus

How do you mute America on this fucking website

Andrew released under investigation.

Argh fuck off nobody likes a Seppo win

CANT SAY HERE - dashare.zone ADMIN

History Author: In my book I talk about Hitler as a cautionary tale America: At long last, we have created Hitler from classic history book Don't Create Hitler

Even off her fucken chops she still made more coherent sense than Danica Patrick

The onboard of that Ferrari wing-flip is absolutely nuts. What even is this sport

Jeffrey Epstein's lawyers dismissed Private Eye as “an absolute rag of a publication” Perhaps it was because @privateeyenews.bsky.social was publishing articles like this about Lord Mandelson's links with Epstein as long ago as March 2009!

Sweating now I bet

They came tooled up and looking for Chris Mies

Ferrari may well be taking the piss with their sticky uppy diffuse bits and novelty rotating rear wings. Depends whether anyone else on the grid takes the bait and dives down a developmental cul de sac

I assumed Android Backdoor was some new post punk band and we were in an undeletable U2 album on iTunes sort of situation here

He can have first crack then. Wheel out something safe for him to try it on, like an Aprilia Cube

Am reminded of the collapse of interesting car YouTube. You’re either a boomer pom whining about Greta or you’re trying to cram an LS motor into everything.

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

This is a class A prohibitively stupid idea, but I guess Adelaide finally gets revenge for Melbourne stealing the F1 Grand Prix in the 90s (yes they still remember)

Basically a Dali-fied hybrid of the Supercars and old F1 tracks, exactly like I predicted …that it definitely wouldn’t be

I don't know if a sport that requires constant big chunks of text on screen during live broadcasts to explain how things work is going in the right direction. #F1

No YOU’RE staring at Apple Maps trying to figure out where the hell they could lay out a street track in Adelaide which wouldn’t death race the entire grid by the end of FP1. It sure ain’t the Supercars or old F1 tracks

F1 testing thought: maybe if the mechanics tasked by idiot team management with forming a meat wall to block TV cameras actually helped the two blokes working to fix the car in the garage, the car wouldn’t still be needing to get fixed

Very interesting read on The Race where Jack Doohan explains what exactly the fuck is up with the weirdly most important thing about F1 2026, live from turn 10 in Sakhir www.the-race.com/formula-1/f1...

Has John Daly lost weight

This is where we drop in Aussie F1 driver Alan Jones' heavily re-told and possibly apocryphal story of winning his first Grand Prix in the 70s and the organisers not having the anthem on hand so 'a drunk played Happy Birthday on a trumpet'

Andre Iguodala is an impressive charlatan. After George Floyd he said "capitalism and racism go hand-in-hand." He was in private equity at the time and later founded a VC firm. Last weekend, he was at Casey Wasserman's All-Star party. Dude should be a pariah; instead he's exec director of the NBPA.

If you could knowingly and willingly forego your entire reason for being so that a computer could come up with dogshit, would you do it? Okay what if that computer was also stealing your work? Oh, okay. How about if the process was destroying all human culture along with the planet?

resigning to spend less time with his family

Made it to 88 - which would have been around a half time score for his Nuggets

Dembele getting subbed off for Doue, who he verballed the shit out of on the weekend, and then Doue scoring is Peak Banter Narrative or whatever the Parisian equivalent

Lol @ PSG

any lakers fan wearing this is just glazing bron

Lol @ Juve

A goal? In an A League game? They’re allowed to do that now??

The AI bubble isn’t going to pop because it’s being deliberately sustained by tech bro oligarchs with entire sovereign states doing their bidding. Probably best to stop using computers or just get back to cheap 8 bit stuff

I hear those things are awful loud

i feel like losing touch with the common man would be awesome. i hope that happens to me someday

See, he ofishally agrees

So Real Madrid hired the best credentialled young tactico in world football, ran him off within months for being insufficiently nice to the rich kids, appointed a vibes guy/Florentino yes-man, and are now top of La Liga. As @beeso.bsky.social always says on the pod: coaches don't matter

#volleyball spiked #AusvInd

If Glenn Maxwell doing Glenn Maxwell stuff is Maxiball, Georgia Voll doing Georgia Voll stuff must be Volleyball