Is it wrong to dip potato chips in Nutella

When staging protests, cumulative impact is rather the fucking point

Nancy Mace Windu

I am in fact begging people to signal more virtue. That would slightly raise the net global virtue

What odds that the bearded dude looking at his phone ordered delivery so he could get a sandwich and kidnap a rider at the same time? Cowboy-hat cosplay thugs.

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Ah yes, Jesus never broke any Roman imperial laws, he was publicly executed for unrelated voluntary execution reasons

fair play if trump does unveil a magic bed that can cure all known illnesses I will have to hand it to him

Sending the military into Portland to sort out the line at Blue Star Donuts

For the people who think that fears were exaggerated, this is the US president telling US soldiers to shoot people in a US city if those people protest at government facilities.

me: i’d like to show off my arms clerk: okay me: and i want to look snazzy clerk: gotcha me: but also ward off vampires clerk: wait right here

Why yes, these tariffs on kitchen cabinetry are indeed for national security

The random price increases will continue until morale improves

Anyone who is pissed off at an escalator should hear what Eugene Tooms has to say

CHOTINER: Let's change the subject for a minute STEPHEN A. SMITH: This isn't about the Crab Rangoon business, is it? CHOTINER: Interesting you'd jump to that STEPHEN A. SMITH: To me, that's preposterous

They should do toxic male marketing but for lobotomies, I wanna get a dude lobotomy

Signaller Johnston’s Secret War, by Peter Pinney Autofictional account of his New Guinea service, nihilistic and still sometimes beautiful

This is truly hilarious. “People say I shouldn’t befriend notorious mass murderers, then I tell them that the mass murderer is socially pleasant to me, a person he is not incentivised to murder.”

A fit white dude with long hair and a beard just materialized right in front of me bathed in radiant light? Anyways I hit him pretty bad with my car

Pregnant women spend the entire time being told to feel scared or guilty about everything they’re doing, on top of the physical discomfort. So now the White House freaks want to frighten people off a mild, safe, affordable medicine that can make the difference on a hard day. Utter ghouls.

Tylenol is about to own the United States after they are through with these bozos in court holy shit.

Entirely bizarre for the Trump admin to pick a fight with probably the most widely used and generically trusted household medication in the world

Modern tea is the most inefficient household good in existence. Let’s take up an entire cupboard in every kitchen to house 80 oversize boxes each containing like one bag of Moroccan Pomegranate Spice or something that nobody will ever find, let alone choose, so you end up keeping it for 27 years

Well then, we all look forward to the conservatives ending: - Negative gearing - Franking credits - Corporate subsidies - Mining fuel rebates

Fucking begging media outlets to stop using the phrase “testing the limits of power” The Professor in Money Heist is not “testing the limits” of the Royal Mint of Spain

“I am declaring as a major terrorist organisation the people who wrote a rude sign about me on a piece of cardboard, then they held up that sign and other people took pictures of the sign”

It’s good to outlaw the term “anti-fascist” on the same day as shutting down the TV shows that criticise you

Allegedly this came from a bank but I have a feeling it's about the apocalypse

They are besmirching the reputation of that fine man by quoting the things that he repeatedly said very publicly for money

“America has no place for political violence.” ICE kidnappings are political violence. Each custody death is an assassination. Soldiers on the streets are political violence. Every US-funded murder in Gaza is political violence. Blowing up boats of civilians on the high seas is political violence.

That same ocean rolls now; that same ocean destroyed the wrecked ships of last year.

The most shocking thing about the Charlie Kirk event is that an audience showed up

Yet for some reason, kinda doubt they’ll be sending the National Guard into Utah

Getting ready to dial in some big thoughts and prayers for the next 12 hours

We need a new Javert who is solely obsessed with pursuing Sam Altman

Steal a loaf of bread for your starving family: 19 years a slave of the law Steal every artwork in human history: this trillion-dollar enterprise must be protected for national security

“You don’t understand, if I’m not allowed to steal priceless artworks then the art heist industry will be ruined”

If you’re pollyamorous you have relationships with several parrots

i'm at the civil war i'm at the great depression i'm at the combination civil war great depression

Years on, Nate Silver types still argue “the left is failing because of censorious online cliques” when the online right-wing entirely exists to be censorious scolds – “I’m mad the lady M&M isn’t sexy!” – while also having no jokes and periodically sending SWAT teams to someone’s house

DOOR CUT-FIRE

Yes. Through all the variations of his awfulness, perhaps the worst part is their shared monotony. defector.com/donald-trump... by @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social

“Master of my domain!”

If you don't sing the guitar solos in Sublime's What I Got, I don't trust you

I have been thinking a lot about Washington DC Sandwich Guy, so here is a piece about Sandwich Guy. www.patreon.com/posts/sandwi...

The secession has begun

What stage of capitalism is this?

After months of UK Labour kicking migrants and trans people to please bigots, the Mail front page calls the deputy PM “hard left” and the nation “North Korea”. Buds, they will never ever back you, because you’re not Tories. So stop trying to be Tories.

What remarkable mind looked at a raw olive and went “Reckon there’s oil in that”

Platner is an interesting emerging candidate.