He looks as though he's been caught cooking and also as if he mistakenly believes cooking to be illegal

who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice

crypto wouldn't be falling like this if trump was president

Normal building: buy parts from a catalogue that are made in a factory Fancy building: buy parts from a catalogue that are made by an artisan Bespoke building: commission an artisan to make parts to order The House of Commons restore and rebuild: commission a university to make artisans to order

Molumbo

I think that when the days are shorter we should have shorter workdays, for our mental health but, get this - when the days are longer I think we should have shorter workdays also, for our general wellbeing

oh that’s why she lost

"the definition of a consultant is someone who borrows your watch to tell you the time", well maybe, but if you had a watch and you were asking what the time was, that has to be at least partly on you.

The lounge in the Type 85 Barbican show flat featured Poul Cadovius System Cado wall unit and furniture from Heal's. Interior design by Miriam Howitt (1968)

What, are we expected to believe that the security services didn't know where the Queen's fave son was jetting off to? Are we expected to believe this Oaf of All Time gave his handlers the slip? Are they going to admit to that level of abject clownshoesery?

uhhhhhhhhhh www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Love how opening a pdf causes my computer to hang for 5 seconds. Normal world

I wonder how much AI scepticism is driven by people who have thought of the headline "things fall apart; the data center cannot hold" and really want a chance to use it

Dreamt last night that February had been privatised and re-marketed as… ShortMonth™ The idea (not coherent, it was a dream) was that after the excessive spending of Christmas and the six-week endurance test of January you could “get yourself back on track with ShortMonth™.”

let's try that again — as farce this time

When you have important remembering to do about whether the world’s most notorious sex criminal gave you seventy five grand or not

Men in Vogue UK Autumn-Winter 1969 #mood

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Never not astonished that the ‘I’ - which I had always vaguely thought was ‘injustice’ or something - stands for ‘inequality’

Genuinely curious to understand why so many Labour MPs backed the Waspi cause - one with such limited merit - other than that being the kind of thing one does in opposition. I’d love to read a long read on the campaign and how the cause became so widespread…

Was Kanye not in the Epstein files? Just on his own nutty side quest?

From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Date: 1554 Second Age Subject: Re: Master Ring (Forged in secret)??? lmfao u totally shoulkd

okay so dropping the 'prince' has turned him in to a sort of one-name figure like madonna and it just sounds weird.

STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Love to think about the guy who had to translate this. “Ecclesiarcos, you are our most esteemed translator – undoubtedly the most talented – most blessed by God with gift. In recognition of this, we give to you the mist prizèd jewel – the heart of our Lord Christ’s teaching. The words you write will

The word translated as ‘daily’ in “give us this day our daily bread” appears nowhere in recorded writing outside of the Lord’s Prayer and no-one knows what it means

It would be a hapax legomenon if it weren’t for that the Lord’s Prayer appears in two of the gospels

The word translated as ‘daily’ in “give us this day our daily bread” appears nowhere in recorded writing outside of the Lord’s Prayer and no-one knows what it means

My nervous system? Buddy all my systems are nervous

half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"

must be a bit weird to be simultaneously living a charmed life AND having the most stressful job on the planet. you get the coolest custom hipster fits of all time, but also the entire nypd is actively plotting your murder

“My dog has no nose!” “How good is he at smelling things?” “Terrible!”

Guy who is currently bleeding out in the flaming wreckage of his car, wishing he could go back to that really cool fun time he was driving at 100mph towards the cliff edge.

Whatever happened to … Sancho Panza

Thought of a great post cycling down the hill just now. Gone. Tears in rain doesn’t cover it

Really enjoying this young horse with his owner and his rider coz it looks like he wants to start a fight in a pub car park and his two mates are holding him back and laughing.

it’s about to get weird

Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good

Tom Ripley is real, and good at murder, and he’s my friend

finally something exciting is happening: mrbeast has invited me down to the catacombs under his estate to try some feastables brand amontillado. what a treat!

JOE ROGAN: yeah. sure. i know about that

Pronouncing ‘saxophone’ the way you pronounce ‘saxophonist’

Will tonight (morning) finally be the night (morning) I finally go back to Meeting? Time only will tell🤞

If there's something everyone can relate to it's being the son and the heir of a silence that is criminally vulgar

really enjoyed traitors. definitely my favourite film.

Ought to eat some food but I cba

Yep, lost my VW Polo for about 3 months in the 90s. Parked it a couple of streets away and then didnt need it for a week or so. Then totally forgot where i parked it. Randomly walked passed it on my way back from a housemate one night. Was well pleased I found it.