Everything you’ve heard about ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is true. Well done, PTA!

Educated folk who swear a lot might be my favorite kind of people

Horrible news re: Kaleb Horton - an excellent writer, and, as far as I can tell, person. His love for the quirks of American culture illuminated everything he chronicled. Thank you for your work, Sir.

Oh, like Rob Schneider’s a stranger to audience disdain

Heard there are gonna be a lot of cutups at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

Hello Darling how was your rapture today

Just swallowed a bottle of Tylenol and now I’m amazing at Blackjack

And yet We’re getting a film adaptation of a Pynchon novel as well as a new Pynchon novel within a couple of weeks of each other How far off is a Gravity’s Rainbow lunchbox?

They’ll be resurrecting the odious “refrigerator mother” theory next re: autism. Anything to blame (and control) women…

Is it a coincidence that things have become much worse since the Gallagher Brothers reconciled?

Anyone else numbly doomscrolling today?

I’m just glad Norman Fell isn’t around to see what we’ve become

In the vernacular of The Family Circus, the angels are really bowling above Denver tonight

Robert Redford was one of the Good Guys and he endeavored to make the world a better place.

Chicago? Los Angeles? Memphis? Washington, D.C.? Some enterprising folks should startup a travel website showcasing towns he’s invading

“The pure products of America go crazy” - William Carlos Williams

Can’t wait to see my favorite hysterical aging rockers back on the big screen this weekend! It’s been an insanely long wait, but DOWNTON ABBEY: THE GRAND FINALE is in theaters now!

Congrats to the adorable couple, Ollie North and Fawn Hall! You Contra to take away their bliss, but it won’t work!

So funny how desperately I desire these new Apple products even though I don’t need them. Ready to throw my current phone and watch off a bridge!

Sometimes I think people forget how hard it is to be a dashing billionaire/FBI informant in this judgy world

We lost Bruce Loose from Flipper and Rick Davies from Supertramp in the same week? That must be one confused band in Heaven

Love you, Chicagoland. Stand tall.

Sorry to hear about the passing of Bruce Loose from Flipper. A righteous band! m.youtube.com/watch?v=kBDY...

Another INSANE weekend over here

Missing the days when the most irritating thing to me was like, I dunno, that Mr. Roboto song

The USA in two headlines

Finally met my IDOL, Billy!

Looks like only one type of shot is encouraged in Florida

If I win tonight’s Powerball, I’ll issue every one of my followers here a check for, I dunno, 50 bucks, and adopt a kitten for them

24 hours later and I’m still thinking about Neil Young’s Denver show. Dude has something to say, and prove. Many of his contemporaries are still fine onstage, but what Neil does is something much more than a nostalgia act.

I can’t believe he’s trying to move Cheyenne Mountain to Alabama. Unrealistic!

With the continued destabilization of geopolitics, undeniable horrors of unchecked climate change and the prevalence of scary new diseases infiltrating the planet, I wonder if any of our faces will show up on that Today Show Smucker’s Jar down the road

Neil’s still got it!

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Backstage at the world’s best place, on a secret mission.

Just visited a sandwich place and one of the diners was gushing over their “sammie” and I’m never leaving the house again

Husker Du was really really very good

Oh crud those two guys who aren’t Sting just sued me, too

Wish America’s Democratic Leaders would stop texting me and focus on the multiple fires at hand. I don’t have time to hang out!

Pretty cool that Cracker Barrel has changed their name to Ghost Stuckey’s

6 years ago today: one of the most bewildering interviews-live gigs of my, um, career.

I love you more, 56 Degrees Outside

So, we can fire whomever we want now?

I love you, 58 Degrees Outside

Repost if you support my legislation with @aoc.bsky.social to ban Members of Congress from becoming lobbyists.

I should start an audio subscription service where I read to you what he says so you don’t have to hear his voice

Well hey I’m glad that’s settled

That’s a nice Blucifer you have there - be a shame if something happened to it

Since some are intent on erasing history, isn’t it an excellent time for us to accumulate physical media? They can’t purge it all!