"i'm from the government and i'm here to help" are not the scariest 9 words in the english language. the scariest 9 words in the english language are "i am a ghost with a big machine gun"

A trend that has been trending through every presidency of my lifetime. It’s notable that the lines crossed under Biden. This is the Neoliberal Era in one chart. It’s what happens when conservatives dominate our institutions with centrists as opposition. It’s what happens when spending is speech.

i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world

it's galling really. these establishment democrat super fans smugly blaming you for their heroes' decision that any -- ANY -- public suggestion that there was anything other than unconditional support for israelis bathing themselves in gazans' blood was simply not acceptable

I bring this forward because we have roughly 20 hours of Hobbit movies that are almost entirely shot in cgi and there is an obvious way to make them enjoyable

Imagine sending your girl to do sports now? Their plan all along was to decimate girls sports. And all the TERFs just let them do it. Hating others more than you love yourself is going to destroy humanity.

this guy is a fucking moron lol

if you're trans, you have to live. one day you can live to see these guys all die.

we are one john roberts heart attack away from the complete dissolution of the reconstruction amendments and instantiation of a formalized caste system

The competition is tough, but is Kavanaugh the dumbest justice? I think he might be.

Among other things, a 5-4 ruling on birthright citizenship is an invitation to try again.

Sometimes Frinkiac loads slowly and you’re pounding your fist like “we only have 15 seconds before someone else posts the reference!” anyways I do not have a date this week

The apocalypse is already here but it's not too late to learn how to make shit. Learn to sew. Learn to solder. Whatever

Holy shit

What is this other than secret state thugs testing out poll intimidation

The northern district of Texas is a completely rogue jurisdiction at this point

a good used car should cost about $2000

The degree of judicial activism here is actually shocking imo

The plays own title is “The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet” and these smarmy signs are the perfect example of people criticising something on the basis they feel too superior to engage with the work in the first place. The entire point is they can’t be silly teenagers bc they inherit a blood feud.

bringing my brass quartet to the cuckolding scene because if you mess with the bull, you get the horns

“In my country America, child rapists are given 30 days in jail and people protesting concentration camps are given life in prison”

Samantha should prove that Marxism is no longer intellectually productive by avoiding phrases coined by Marxists who said they were directly inspired by Marx - phrases like "degenerate research program"

Wow congrats to her

“you’re a world historic mass murderer” is getting to him, huh maybe he shouldn’t have chosen to be a world historic mass murderer

No one should mistake that not only did the vast majority of these defendants do *nothing but show up to a protest* but several are trans women who will now spend the rest of their lives being tortured by the state. This was targeted. This was a show trial.

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Question for the class: what was the most valuable asset class in the world in the 1850s? Hint: They considered it a renewable resource so valuable they it was financialized and bundled into the very core of global capital liquidity. Hint: They were willing to do a civil war to preserve it.

Dean Ween: hi james deen James Dean: hi dean ween

Done voting for politicians I want to get a beer with, voting for politicians I have to DD for

Both

It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.

yeah unfortunately the point at which security agents started manufacturing crimes to so they could arrest people to support the delusions of a single personalist ruler was the point at which the story stopped being silly heavy-handed metaphor and started being of real concern

the way she slime in my pool got me reflecting 👤𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗔𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 Thirty seconds after this post became public, the United States Federal Government issued a warrant for Ms. Zeller's arrest. She is currently being held in federal custody and awaiting trial. Her book deal has been withdrawn.

even if you concede an actual infraction, arrest by a motley grouping of violent specialists is not how you govern a free people

Kind of incredible how many people have built lucrative careers for the past three decades on insisting against all evidence that this kind of guy is what voters want.

When we finally break, it’s taken as proof that we were already broken. I think of this Malcolm X quote often: “…I have no mercy or compassion in me for a society that will crush people, and then penalize them for not being able to stand up under the weight.”

People are discussing “death of the author” vs “death of the audience” but I’m just glad we all agree that anyone who can read or write should die, disgusting habit

Just heard in an old tv show the exchange: “Is the president coming?” “No, but he’s breathing hard.” And I had to think about it for way too long before I realized what a funny line that was

Didn’t that shit happen in like Enumclaw or Omar or one of those fuckass towns (no pun intended)

the Pool & Hot Tub Alliance has a seat at the organization that develops US building codes but architects don't 🫠🙃

we will never examine our relationship with the saudis ever even though they were the ones who did 9/11 and that'll always be the most irritating contradiction

Sawstop but for the cheese grater so I stop grating plastic wrapper into my salad

Absolute gibberish

IQ this IQ that how bout i queue up to beat your ass

We made a contract binding a third party without first talking to that third party. An absolutely insane idea.

Vance complaining that he’s getting tone policed by Douthat is one of the funniest gripes I’ve seen in a while

If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked