If the Grinch tried to pull any of that shit around me I would shoot him in the fucking face

[Trump]: You boy — what day is it? [Boy]: Why, it’s Christmas sir! [Trump]: Then I haven’t missed it! [Boy]: Missed what sir? [Trump]: The Lolita Express to Little Saint James!

It’s actually insane to me what a blatant misrepresentation of the situation Kavanaugh is making here. He isn’t even trying to not look like he’s lying.

You have to at least HOPE that such losers wouldn’t keep getting elected if this weren’t true

Lmfao

with respect to the old heads but still doing coke into your 40s & 50s produces the most pathetic types of people you’ve ever met - and that’s literally the entire operating core of the White House, uniquely embarrassing

His wife says they were refusing to properly treat his diabetes. The facility where he died is a private prison.

if you forgot how to do piracy you should unforget that for the back half of the decade prolly

People keep ignoring just how much of 2016 was ruined in a way that only Hillary Clinton had the capacity to ruin it lol.

Egg nog and jägermeister is also shockingly tasty.

UPDATE: I just got off the phone with the bank, and to get my car back, I need to pay the entire remaining balance, which is a little over $5K. I feel awful asking for any more after how overwhelmingly powerful the response has been so far(!), but unfortunately we aren't quite out of the woods yet.

Good god lmao

Lmao

It’s genuinely disheartening if you work in politics at any level to realize big picture-wise the only realistic plan forward is “waiting for people with the best healthcare known to man to die”

I would rather walk in on my parents watching porno than catch them reading this

lol. lmao, even.

Shocked that somebody like Jeffery Epstein would stoop so low as to associate with Kissinger.

These kinds of guys need to be shamed and ostracized as viciously as possibly.

Wouldn’t this need to be appropriated by Congress? Like, how are they writing checks for this shit?

I unfortunately need to raise $585 asap. My landlord just dropped off my water/sewer bill that’s due on 12/22 (he refuses to have it mailed directly) I’m JaimeKayA on capp & vmmo if you can help out 💜 The rest is for internet, electric, and another payment on my massive medical bill from…

Bring back bullying. I mean it. Some people need an asskicking

living in the UK for as long as I did gave me a useful concept to describe people like this. We get weird about it in American English, and the Brits win on this one because it is a genuinely helpful term: these people are cunts. They're not motivated by anything other than being cunts. That's it!

I could see myself voting for someone who campaigns on “I will burn the current White House to the ground and salt the earth where it stood”

Political prisoner

In order for America to actually heal its divisions, we need to reckon with its two original sins: the genocide of Native Americans by the initial government structures during and after the Revolution, and the deliberate sabotage of Reconstruction by the racist remnants of the South.

If you’re trying to sober up, just play a game where you’re only allowed to drink when someone who invokes the luddites has even a passing familiarity with what they were actually about.

its crazy how the most deranged conspiracy theorists, largely through no virtue of their own, were basically right about the degree to which our ruling elite were either friendly with or actively a part of a pedophile ring

That’s a minion

Yeah but she’s not seismically reinforced so really she’s a death trap

Bari Weiss is Rory Gilmore (derogatory)

America has deindustrialized so much they can't even manufacture consent

I think white South Africans who think they are refugees deserve some ill will

Alright, what’s some good reading to do about Hugo Chavez? Is there anything in English?

Don’t sleep on falafel

Someone said that the passage of the violently anti-trans bill was progress because only three Democrats voted for it & four Republicans voted against it but when these same kinds of bills were introduced eight or nine years ago they were opposed by a large bipartisan majority. We've lost so much

Anybody working on an initiative to ban data centers statewide?

Howard Zyn

This brought me an unexpected amount of joy.

Conservatives spent decades talking about how everyone else besides them wanted “free money.”

It’s incredible how many parts of the body are able to hurt for no reason after, like, 35

Yeah democrats would never support a regime change war of conquest

"Lourdes" sent us this photo of farm workers pruning gala apple trees in WA State. "We earn 50 cents a tree and if we move fast we can make about 200 trees in a day." #WeFeedYou

God dammit Tim Heidecker now I don’t know if it’s good or bad

The Vanity Fair photographer with a lot more courage than many titans industry and brokers of power

🪧 polyamorous people against the polyamorous community

Feels like journalist malpractice to call this woman a "developer". She hasn't built or financed anything. She just buys up pre-existing properties. She's a speculator, a literal rent-seeker.

Perfect for the mee-maw in your life who needs her butthole ate

Sounds pretty straight to me

Kitchen tip from an erstwhile pro: if you want to cut an onion in *half* with the root on, align your knife through the center of the core AND the root, not just through the root. If you make the cut as in the first picture, odds are good the cut will come out lopsided.