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Reasonably, unreasonable. Formerly: vodkabooty
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1/9/2019 - 1/23/2025 Chonk it is with deep sadness that we had to make the horrible decision to put Chonk down today. he had been struggling more & more with consistent heart failures... thankful we got to give him such a happy short life. it's not fair at all... I loved him more than I can say.
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about 5 hours ago
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🫶🏻LaylaBella🫶🏻
about 5 hours ago
CNN accidentally confessed live on TV the massive censorship Israel doing for damage and optics control : "We're not showing you that, because the Israeli government doesn't allow us or want us to show where that may have come from."
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nazi on nazi violence
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about 6 hours ago
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lock him up now
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about 8 hours ago
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Tim Onion
about 11 hours ago
This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."
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RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe
The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.
https://www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/04/nation/rfk-jr-kennedy-dunkin-sugar/
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TLP:Fred 🦇☠️💾✨️
about 24 hours ago
I think about this take more often than I'd like to.
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you know what they say about Jesus, he loves a good war just as much as a well won American football game! guy has so many hobbies.
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Chipotle Roan
about 21 hours ago
Dan Crenshaw is about to lose his seat LoL.
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Matt Novak
about 21 hours ago
At least 1,097 civilians had been killed in Iran so far, including 181 children.
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ꀭeͤ✞ꌚe͎n̆̈ 𝕊⊍תּḋᥑy҉҉
1 day ago
You know, the Kurds? The people various US presidents have betrayed and gotten massacred? Yeah, this time will definitely be different!!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
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so Iran has apparently knocked out and destroyed / disabled to some extent two U.S. THAAD batteries This is a massive deal. Aside from the expense, this is not a weapon system we just have a ton of lying around. You don't replace these easily.
defencesecurityasia.com/en/irgc-dest...
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IRGC Destroys Second US THAAD System in Gulf, Wipes Out UAE Radar and $1.1 Billion Qatar Early Warning Shield — Iran Declares Missile Dominance - Defence Security Asia
IRGC precision strikes reportedly destroy a second US THAAD system, its UAE radar, and Qatar’s $1.1 billion early warning system, exposing fractures in America’s Gulf missile defence architecture and ...
https://defencesecurityasia.com/en/irgc-destroys-second-us-thaad-system-uae-radar-qatar-early-warning-iran-missile-dominance
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grimm 🐝
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"My genius plan is to martyr the Iranian head of state who was 86 and suspected of having cancer and also wanted to become a martyr, I'm very good at politics"
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Jesse Hawken
2 days ago
I really did think the Riyadh Comedy Festival would help bring peace to the Middle East
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Eli Valley
2 days ago
She boosted the video too for good measure ❤️
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Emissary Of Night | ليلى
2 days ago
Another one.
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Trump does 2 things when it comes to foreign policy 1- creates problem 2- pretends to have solved said problem with further fuck ups when there was no reason for the us meddling to begin with
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Ken Klippenstein
2 days ago
White House privately tells Congress that "it is not possible at this time to know the full scope and duration of military operations that may be necessary."
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Ken Klippenstein
2 days ago
White House talking points for congressional Republicans say we're not at war, we're just in "major combat operations against Iran" lol
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Micah
2 days ago
I gotta hand it to Altman here, deciding to sign up to be the new face of the regime’s AI efforts right as they start an unpopular and out of control war with Iran was a real masterstroke in PR bonus points for letting a major competitor position themselves as The Ethical AI Company
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
2 days ago
I’m in the US military and I’m about to make a fortune betting against me surviving a drone strike. The other gamblers don’t know how slow I run
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second teriyaki veggie + chicken stir fry much better. took the time to make the sauce correctly idk why I thought I could short cut that but anyway yes this tastes good!
2 days ago
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Staid
2 days ago
The same generation that took us into Iraq are taking us into Iran. They paid no price for it. They learned nothing from it, despite creating the hell we all live in now. They hoard wealth and power at our expense. The gerontocracy is a death cult.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb
2 days ago
OMFG they think we are the dumbest people who ever lived.
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Bill Amend
2 days ago
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Leah McElrath
2 days ago
Speaking in Hebrew to an Israeli audience, Netanyahu invokes Amalek again like he did before engaging in genocide in Gaza—but this time with regard to Iran. Invoking Amalek is a call to annihilate the enemy. (I've edited out the X poster for reasons, but you can find the post on X easily enough.)
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YAASSSS QUEEEN DEFEND YOUR PEDO HUSBAND SLAYYYYYYY
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been stewing on this for a few days but was super disappointed watching one of my fav podcast hosts falling for Tucker Carlson's white supremacist schtick just bc he happened to hold Huckabee to any account. what disturbs me is people seem to forget that Carlson ONLY cares about Christian's in --
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we need to completely start over
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raise your hands if you've been victimized by seeing the presidents infected neck puss
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Thembo
2 days ago
Platner spends more time with nazis than a lot of "real" nazis do. Curious stuff! Probably just half a dozen identical coincidences
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Erin Reed
2 days ago
1. This morning, Texas AG Ken Paxton just released a chilling new declaration: Mental health therapists, counselors, and psychologists must cease affirming trans youth - using their name and pronouns - or potentially face child abuse charges and loss of licensure. Its a horrifying escalation.
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Texas AG Paxton Declares Therapists Affirming Trans Youth To Be Illegal And Child Abuse
The declaration echoes his 2022 efforts to target parents of trans youth with child abuse, and may force conversion therapy on trans youth in the state.
https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/texas-ag-paxton-declares-therapists
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will someone please consider how this unnecessary slaughter is going to affect rich people's vacations!?
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2 days ago
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The Onion
2 days ago
Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns
https://theonion.com/experts-point-to-long-glorious-history-of-successful-u-1819575498/
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this piece of human sausage sponge thinks he should be president
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atomly
3 days ago
there once was a man from nantucket he was probably a kind of annoying guy who liked barstool sports and casual racism, just statistically speaking
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grimm 🐝
6 days ago
The fact his step brother is an IDF embedded journalist who is buds with the president of Israel, wrote THE pro-zionist book on 10/7, and has been following him on the campaign trail but kept away from cameras really should raise more eyebrows lol.
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Joshua Erlich
3 days ago
it’s wild how everyone hates Fetterman (correctly) and there’s a guy running who’s basically holding a huge I’m The Next Fetterman sign and it hasn’t slowed him down at all
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Micah
3 days ago
I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life
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Ian Boudreau
3 days ago
I'd be more inclined to believe that Graham Platner is merely a dumbass if he was making different kinds of "mistakes" instead of one very specific type of "mistake" over and over
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✨classic tiramisu✨ shall update later tonight on how she turns out. the cocoa powder got away from me on top but i think it'll be fine 🙃
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the great genius of Klandice Owens continuing to draw out the whole Charlie Kirk got booped in the neck thing is it allows her to avoid any conversation about the current glaring pedo ring that the admin is involved in & covering up
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Lupita Nihongo
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Ahhhhh
3 days ago
The bravery of Cuban leaders right now is good to see
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Jake Cole
3 days ago
Sorry but I love it every time that the fraud betting apps go health insurance mode and find the smallest discrepancy to justify not paying out to the inside traders who are its core customer base. Eat shit.
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OrbGazer
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bite once to die instantly
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Israel say the word you stupid mf
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shaun
4 days ago
anyone choosing this moment to be all "here's what you get with republicans: bombs in the middle east" needs to grow up rapidly, considering what the last dem admin did in gaza & their current support for trump's actions right now. this is what you get with (wholly bipartisan) american imperialism
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