PAUL MCCARTNEY WAS 28 WHEN THE BEATLES SPLIT UP!!!

Glasgow always outnumbers racists and I’ve never been prouder of my city 🥹

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

Just picked this up, not my favorite

An interesting plaque on King Street in Glasgow, installed in 2000. #glasgow #streetart #timetravel #ralphdeeson #humour #glasgowstreetart #plaque

"I'm in a wide open space, I'm standing I'm all alone and staring in to space"

🐶💭 He's behind me, isn't he?

This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife?

He’s not mucking about.

not sure you’d be allowed to write this in North Korea, lads

Singles of Scotland: The Blue Nile - The Downtown Lights. Released on Linn Records in 1989.

This is quite simply, not fair. "We design for the smooth flow of motor vehicles, then ask everyone else to stay alert, wear bright clothes, take the long way round, or simply stay home." www.eta.co.uk/news/why-we-...

Gotta love the Scots

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

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Happy 4th of July, Batman.

“I know you think you’re being funny, but honestly Dave, it’s just hurtful.”

This only happens to you once.

Don't forget to rinse out every jar and tin you finish, guys x

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

What’s the criteria for being allowed nuclear arms and who decides?

As I've been saying www.readtpa.com/p/the-grok-w...

Sanday, Orkney. Pic: Laura Skaife-Knight

Robin's nest in the shed... a story in 4 parts... Now officially a Grandad...

#edharrington #alien #xenomorph

“Can we go outside and play now?” “Soon, boy.” “You said that ten minutes ago.” “As soon as I finish my cof-“ “Oops.” “You did that on purpose.” “It slipped.” “I’ll get my coat.” “Excellent.”

Sass Happy Towel Day, hoopy froods!!

“Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes at all?” “ Not unless you think round’s funny.”

Sharing this awesome photo of Bruce Springsteen and Taylor Swift for no reason in particular... 😎 #YouNeedToCalmDown

I have so, so many questions, mainly: 1) Who the fuck is cutting about feeding trees 2) How do you even feed a tree 3) Is the tree obesity epidemic so large that it merited the sign costage 4) Why is GCC restricting trees from eating 5) Should I rescue this tree from its snackless prison

Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.

Hahaha

Good use of Pundit Club by the BBC tonight.

I don’t post about football much, but back to back titles is something special. ‘Mon the bairns!

If you're, say, in London and report a transwoman for being in the Ladies, you're statistically at greater risk from the attending police officers than you are from the transwoman. Much greater.

So basically just sort of banning people who enjoy a sport for fun really?

"Should we burn less oil and eat less meat?" "No, that is not a workable solution, we must turn down the sun."

This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.

Respect to the road maintenance team, and their attention to detail.

This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic www.crabmuseum.org/visit 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Please enjoy this squirrel

Who would’ve thought we’d be living these books out? We are in perilous times.

I’ve always been perplexed by people who need to leave the planet in order to realise how precious and beautiful it is.

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Another reason to like David Lynch.