Well, this is pleasant...

Stupid Microsoft Teams 🙄

Bollocks

I've fucking had it with fragile ego'd men who go off in a petulant sulk because you DARE to say something (which to their mind) sounds like rejection ... Right. Got that off my chest. Apologies everyone 😘 (You are all lovely... not petulant at all 💕)

@crunchyfrog.bsky.social 👀🦡

Are there any drawers I know here? I’m thinking about #drawing possibly for some writing. I have such a long-standing entangled relationship with drawing and find the easiest thinking comes from doing. It quite naturally gets a bit solipsistic. Does anyone have an interest in a conversation?

Too much talk on my timeline about the kicky ball ... and not enough chat about Max and Priya!

Hey @infernal-imp.bsky.social How are you feeling today? Sorry I missed yesterday's burnt bridge post ... but I'm glad you survived 🥰 (and more importantly, treated yourself to some perfume) x

Is this what is known as timeline synchronicity?

Nothing like ordering an Indian takeaway when you are a bit squiffy. Goodness knows what will turn up 😬

How the hell is Cromer 19° cooler than here?? Anyone fancy a road trip?? I'll even throw in a Mr Whippy ...

Hey @joggerplodder.bsky.social Thinking of you today 💕

After yesterday's lizard excitement ... I now have this beauty in my pond!

The Only Skill That Would Save Me voxmeditantis.com/2026/06/18/t...

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Guess which put their trousers on the wrong way round? (I thought something felt funny 🤔)

Tonight's view

At the pondside: Greenfinches, Wrens & Bank Vole. #birds #weedypond 🦉

Saw these bad boys (or girls) and immediately thought of you @pierscooper.bsky.social

Without downloading new pics, what's it like to date (and/or be married to) you

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

A rainy afternoon well spent.

Off to set up my table at the celebration of Reading at Urmston Library. Come say hi if you're in the area (and buy a book maybe 🤷‍♂️). 😊 #Manchester

The best thing about all this rain, is that I've come back to a happy garden.

Homeward bound.

Last day of holiday 😕

Super rainy walk today ... but at least the hedgerows were looking magnificent.

More meandering...

Southwold looking moody ...

Drunk ordered Domino's pizza 😁

Do you remember when I accidently threw wild flower seeds all over the lawn? Well finally ... the result ...

Pottering around in the garden ... found some clouds for you @paulaflucas.bsky.social 💕

I dont usually post my scores as I am abysmal... but look! Over 900! 🙌🏻 www.maptap.gg May 26 99🎯 89🎓 99🎯 95🏅 94🏆 Final score: 953

Got home from work to find a starling in my bath. Now washing all the towels, bedlinen, cleaning the carpets... #BirdsShitEverywhere

Cherry Mai Tai in the garden and the scent of honeysuckle 💕

Sorry, just going to bore you one more time ... look at my oak tree!

Now there's a wren fledgling hopping about. It's all going on here today ... shame I have to go to work.

🚨NEWT IN THE POND!🚨

7 minutes until my shift officially starts, and already someone has managed to piss me off. Going to be a looooooonnnng night.

My allium looks like it's adorned with diamonds 💕

Hey @andrewblue23.bsky.social 👀

"Look, up at the sky. There is a light, a beauty up there, that no shadow can touch.” Tolkien

New makes - Little anatomical brooches Selling for £14 each

I'm just imagining the state of @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social 's balls right now ...

The important difference between could and should.

Happy May 4th! I’m your one-stop shop for all your Star Wars needs—prints, tees, mugs, greeting cards. Use THEFORCE for 15% off all Star Wars prints. www.infinitebacon.com If you could plz share this tweet to help me reach new customers on this holiest of days, I’d really appreciate it. Toks x

Well, that's made me cry. A message from my ex husband on what would have been our anniversary. (For the record, I finished it. I'm surprised he doesn't hate me)

I am seeking a day out in the Bristol region, taking my 96yo Dad next week. He's done most places already and any path must be solid and fairly flat. Someone told me about an unusual train locomotive exhibit in the city centre but I can't find it. Suggestions/answers welcome, please repost!

I've asked this before, but is there such a thing as TOO much buttercream? (I followed the recipe ...for once)

WTAF?