Hey @andrewblue23.bsky.social 👀

"Look, up at the sky. There is a light, a beauty up there, that no shadow can touch.” Tolkien

New makes - Little anatomical brooches Selling for £14 each

I'm just imagining the state of @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social 's balls right now ...

The important difference between could and should.

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Well, that's made me cry. A message from my ex husband on what would have been our anniversary. (For the record, I finished it. I'm surprised he doesn't hate me)

I am seeking a day out in the Bristol region, taking my 96yo Dad next week. He's done most places already and any path must be solid and fairly flat. Someone told me about an unusual train locomotive exhibit in the city centre but I can't find it. Suggestions/answers welcome, please repost!

I've asked this before, but is there such a thing as TOO much buttercream? (I followed the recipe ...for once)

WTAF?

cookie fortune at my local mongolian bbq joint goes hard

Socks.

When someone asks what celebrity death effected me the most…

I have just finished the first draft of my fourth novel. It's called This Evening. It is about two old men, father and son, living in isolation in the suburbs. It's quite short, if there are prospective first readers out there?

I'm not sure what this is that pops up in my garden .. but I love it 💕

You know what's better than bad bird photos? #BadButterflyPics

Who’s your birthday twin?

I've just been reading an article, where the person has stated they have quit their job because they 'have worked pretty hard' all their life .... They are 32.

Today's #FoxOfTheDay is waiting for my neighbour to provide more sausages (after devouring one just before I took this photo).

I know how excited you all were for my woodpecker .... so here's a grebe #ShitBirdPhotos

Current view ... (Yes, I am lying down waiting for someone to bring me a G&T)

I feel very left out of this 'here's me with glasses' .... so here's one of me NOT wearing glasses 🙃

Please allow me to share this amazing high quality photo of a woodpecker #BadBirdPhotos

🤷🏼‍♀️

Do you wake up everyday with a song running through you head? This is today's.... youtube.com/watch?v=LI7N...

Until BS sorts itself out, I'll be in the garden with a negroni and some cheesy balls.

My first visit to Waverley Abbey. Embarrassed that I have never been there before, despite only living about 5 miles away.

Just had my chimney swept and now I have a headache.

You know what these young men don't feel they measure up to? Standards set by other men. Take it from us women, fellas: you don't want to try and meet standards set by men. It's bullshit. Be kind. To yourself, to others, to the planet. That's pretty much all it takes. Maybe read a book or two.

I don't want to go to work now 😕

Rules? Bollocks to them ... #DoubleDenim

Yes, my glass is the one that's nearly empty 🙄

If you are wondering why it's suddenly started with the hail stones, it's because I've just put some washing out. Soz 😬

It's lovely to come home to a raptuous welcome * *not my cat

These are simply amazing ...

Anyone need a moment of calm today? Here's Thursley Nature Reserve in the sunshine today (I even saw a Dartford Warbler)

One of the most important sociological studies of our time: documenting the cat ladders of Switzerland brigitteschuster.com/swiss-cat-la...

A new M&S Food Hall is opening in Farnham next week, and they have a CHEESE BARGE!

I'm waiting for a friend of my ex-husbands to arrive. He called late 2 nights ago. He's exhausted ... broken ... & didn't know who to turn to. But thought of me. He had no-one else. He sobbed. Alot. I feel pretty inadequate, but so glad he called. I hope I can help him. Dutch courage ⏬️

Paging @thetiniestvole.bsky.social 😁

In my usual haphazard manner, I managed to throw all my wild flower seeds onto the lawn (I swear I aimed at the flower bed 🤔) Consequently my lawn is full of poppies, love in a mist, and red deadnettles. So no mowing will be occurring....

For some reason the clematis has gone mad this year ... wish you could smell it.

Bit of culture at the Bristol Museum & Art Gallery yesterday.

Hey @andrewblue23.bsky.social Your turn next 💕

The Rock’n’Roll Doctor is IN

I've just seen the hashtag LawrenceOfDryLabia used in reference to Tate, and it's just *chefs kiss*