The Last Keith
@crunchyfrog.bsky.social
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No one understands what we’ve been through
Can’t believe I’m watching another show about sex between people and fish.
about 3 hours ago
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Manflu update: Every time I give my nose a good (and much needed) blow, I hear my dad’s voice internally telling me the Swing Bridge has just opened.
#Honk
#DadThing
about 14 hours ago
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Winter Walks
1 day ago
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Just seen a robot cleaning the floor in Morrison's. Pretty sure it wasn't a dream either.
1 day ago
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Living my best life at the football
2 days ago
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Once again I feel compelled to remind BBC2 that Jesus Christ Superstar is not a Christmas film.
2 days ago
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Coffee and sausage bun in Greggs currently £3.15
#SausagePriceIndex
3 days ago
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So tonight I learned that Celtic had a football player called Dixie Deans, who was completely different to Dixie Dean, also a football player.
#UselessInformation
3 days ago
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Today I’ve mainly been wondering how one mortal man can produce so much snot.
3 days ago
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The same apprentice who hit a sheep has now reversed into a palm tree outside KFC. Driving Tests are not what they used to be.
4 days ago
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Everyone here has the lurgy. Someone should lock the gates and set the place ahad.
6 days ago
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Sea Devils have gone woke 🙄
7 days ago
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Christmas has begun
7 days ago
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Mmmm, sand 😋
9 days ago
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Gianni Infantino is an embarrassment to bald people everywhere.
9 days ago
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My understanding of Nessun Dorma is that it’s Rumpelstiltskin but with singing in 🤔
9 days ago
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Wearing the scarf on my daily walk. Not even that cold but wearing it cos I like it
9 days ago
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Due to the state of the weather in this country am seriously considering waterproof trousers. For shame.
11 days ago
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Everyone's coughing like drains and staggering about here. This is how zombie movies start.
11 days ago
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I blame that Bob Dylan film
11 days ago
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Sounds about right 🫤
11 days ago
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There's a lovely big moon out there
12 days ago
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I always feel better after a good sausage.
13 days ago
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Bit chilly today so wore the new scarf and definitely turned a few heads, though maybe I had my flies open again 😮
14 days ago
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Just remembered a nightmare from last night where I paid £7 for a pint of lager
15 days ago
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I hate fucking Wombles
#totp
15 days ago
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Been out for a nice Chinese banquet with work. Now heading home because I'm old and frightened of people.
15 days ago
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The Last Keith
ismua ᴮˡᵘᵉˢᵏʸ ᴱˡᵈᵉʳ📯 🌈⛵💜
16 days ago
Happy
#Duckerday
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Jarvis
#PeopleWhoLookLikeTheyreMadeFromPipeCleaners
#TOTP
16 days ago
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Just paid fifteen quid for breakfast 😕
17 days ago
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13 degree difference between now and this time yesterday 🤔
18 days ago
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Disappointing that there’s talk of cutting back on jury trials and nobody’s quoted Magna Carta yet.
#NullusLiberHomo
#DidSheDieInVain
19 days ago
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Just sang “I don’t know why I love you but I do” to a slice of toast with butter and spready cheese on. Nothing to worry about.
21 days ago
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On a whim I've bought a nice new scarf. Not sure why, it just spoke to me
23 days ago
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Urr nurr. Snurr ☃️
25 days ago
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As far as International Men’s Day is concerned, I’ve had better ones.
25 days ago
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Wondering how many of you are Chinese spies 🧐
26 days ago
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I’ve got a big furry dressing gown with a hood and I honestly think it’s the best thing I’ve ever bought.
27 days ago
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Had a dream I was being chased by a black bear. I'll have to look up what to do if you're being chased by a bear in case it's a premonition
28 days ago
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If the weather is shit you should get another Saturday.
#Manifesto
30 days ago
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There are Christmas songs on my radio and I shan’t stand for it.
about 1 month ago
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Are we getting adverts with audio description or are my telly settings wrong? 🤪
about 1 month ago
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Free pastry at Greggs day. Finally things are looking up. Or at least looking less down.
about 1 month ago
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There's two guys here who look so similar I was convinced they were the same person. Just seen them standing next to each other and my mind is blown. Like everything I ever knew is a lie.
about 1 month ago
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God, it’s gloomy. Can’t believe we’ve got another 6 weeks before we even turn the corner.
#Cheery
about 1 month ago
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reposted by
The Last Keith
Robert Hutton
about 1 month ago
Glad that someone has finally taken responsibility for the appalling assault on democracy that was the Jan. 6 insurrection. Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
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Bit conflicted with the football today. Obviously I want Newcastle to win, but Brentford are managed by a Keith, and you've got to support your Keiths.
about 1 month ago
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Star Wars is on so you won’t be getting any sense out of me for a while 🥲
about 1 month ago
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Just having a quiet read on Saturday afternoon and this popped up in the illustrations. Now you have to see it too.
about 1 month ago
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Here's Gaia, an art installation currently in Hexham Abbey. Also bonus Orange content.
about 1 month ago
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