Random question: anyone used a VHS>digital service that they'd recommend? Also need to get an audio cassette converted to digital but that seems like a less common service...

I don't think much of this Whisky Galore! reboot.

Being as it's a made up marketing day, here's Orkestra Obsolete playing Blue Monday on 1930s instruments.

Called round to see my folks earlier and spent a happy couple of hours helping with their jigsaw of 1980s chocolate bars. Barely touched on politics with my dad. It was *nice*.

Alright, maybe a little wall of death. Left the pit down the front to my lad though.

On our way to Manchester to see this. Probably won't get involved in any walls of death.

TERRY WANTS TO KNOW… What are YOUR memories of seeing The Phantom Menace for the first time in 1999? We’d love to hear from you for our next episode. Please RT. (Thank you)

We had a cat toy like that. #TOTP

F- #TOTP

I'm off to see a bunch of deathcore bands with my lad tomorrow night so his girlfriend is stitching patches to his new battle jacket for him. I think that I might look a touch out of place.

Back to my sticky floored indy club days. #TOTP

Choooon! #TOTP

If you're a new arrival from X, you'll find things work a bit differently here. There's no Grok, so all the scantily dressed young ladies are on the #fcf hashtag. Enjoy!

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't tempted.

Well, that's enough work for one day, and I've not even had lunch. 🤢

Just had an e-mail from someone asking me to urgently supply some information that I sent to them on Tuesday.

Maybe the real Nobel Peace Prize was the friends we met along the way.

Drain me.

You are now forced to have the same job as the main character in the last book you read. What is your job? Wee Jimmy Krankie.

Will the last member of the Conservative Party defecting to Reform please switch the lights out in CCHQ.

The secret ingredients is germs.

"Dogs Behaving Very Badly" has branched out into farting French bulldogs instead of just dogs biting the seat out of the postman's trousers and I feel cheated.

I dunno man, I think I'd give it a couple of years.

I don't always want to go for a run, but I never regret having been for a run.

Want a servant, but without all that awkward human interaction business? These are for you. (There's still a human controlling them, you just don't have to meet them.)

Wife and youngest were having a meaty tea, so I need to fend for myself but I found a Rafi's Spice Box phall mix in the freezer. #winning

Warming myself up with a nourishing bowl of purple.

Settling down to watch Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein. 2½ hours long, so about 60 minutes longer than my ideal length of film. Also I am having a couple of drinks whilst we watch. Take your bets as to whether I can stay awake.

Game of Thrones season eight has just finished on Sky Atlantic. First programme on after it? Game of Thrones, season one, episode one.

The leader singer of the Mobiles looks like the sort of girl in the sixth form I would have mooned over when I was 14. #TOTP

Cher looks about ten years older on the video for Dead Ringer For Love than she does now. #TOTP

And I'm back in Gulliver's Nitescene. #TOTP #Grimsby

No, me neither. #TOTP

Picking up the telephone receiver to make a phone call and hearing strangers speaking on the mysterious "crossed line".

Don't worry everyone., local patriots are looking to start some sort of militia.

So the government have stopped posting there, right?

Ruddy cold out, but not so cold there was ice on the ground so managed a run. Can't say I enjoyed it very much on the way round but feel much better for having gotten it done.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light, as if from one of Osram's high quality LED bulbs.

Afternoon I need a good vegetarian/vegan cook book as I’ve stopped eating meat. Any good ones you can recommend please? I’ve just got rid of loads to a local charity shop Please and thank you for any help! X ♥️

Funny you should ask, but yeah. CW: copious quantities of vomit.

I'm so delighted that I complied with the Online Safety Act, blocking an accessibility feature on my site from UK users to 'protect the children' while Elon Musk's site can just generate CSAM with total impunity.

Jones the Steam will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY.

Thought I might get a little further into the year before posting that again.

You boy! What fresh hell is this?

The strong opinions solicited by this post remind me of the time that a woman at work (only half jokingly) fell out with me because I said that chocolates are sweets, and not an entirely separate category of foodstuff.

Yesterday we had sausage, mash and veg for tea, which is always hugely *meh* but that meant bubble and squeak tonight, which is god tier grub.

Can anyone remember how to do my job please?

Set my alarm for the first time this year. Not happy about it at all.

For your consideration: a sweet potato that looks a bit like a sea lion.

Looks like I'm going on a big trip later in the year. *Anxiety intensifies*