'kin 'ell. 🥵

Oh man, I loved her so much. #Fuzzbox #TOTP

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

Bit of a shagger apparently, Julio. I realise I'm not his target audience, but I do not see the appeal. #TOTP

Terry Hall was a handsome fucker wasn't he? As my wife reminds me every time he's on the telly. #TOTP

Did he have a rhino? My missus still swears that he did. #TOTP

Jay Kay channelling the Aphex Twin there. #TOTP

Would they be happy it a poppy replaced Churchill on the fiver?

When do we get Rollerball?

If only there was some sort of historic precedent.

Let's play a game Your pet gets chosen to be immortalised on a banknote Which picture are you submitting?

Back to work tomorrow. This is suboptimal.

18 year old son has not in fact trashed the house or had a party whilst we have been away.

Add one word to a film to ruin it. Debbie McGee Does Dallas.

Berlin has been a blast. Don't want to go home. :-(

I call this portrait "the twins". #Berlin

Airport pint!

Oh, Ryanair, you robbing bastards.

Spring's sprung.

Didn't even go out to interview. Typical.

I saw a herring gull with a full sausage roll in its mouth on the way to work and I just want to have a day as good as his.

There's a thing on Channel 5 about Stonehenge and the original source of the altar stone, so obviously they've got an actor, best known for appearing in Nativity, to present it.

First day this year that I've both cycled to and from work as well as going out for a run. 🎉

Sky burials next please.

Three day working week klaxon. 🎉

Rock City!

Ah, wistful for my lost youth, and for a time we didn't know Morrissey was a twat. #TOTP

I can't hear this without thinking of Shaun of the Dead. #TOTP

Caught a couple of minutes of Channel 4 news before flicking over to #TOTP. Whatever your politics, surely it must be refreshing to see Zack Polanski actually answering questions rather than trying to spin them to answer to the question he wishes he'd been asked?

I wonder how many kids have pestered their parents for a K-Pop Demon Hunters cup noodle only to find it's a bit too spicy for their taste.

Regarding the bedwetting around the Greens' drug policy... If heroin were to be decriminalised tomorrow, I don't envisage many people running out to buy their first hit. The prohibition of drugs doesn't tend to put off people who want to take drugs and current drug policy kills people.

Me looking at the current hysterical response from the right wing press; Man I haven't seen someone so thoroughly fucked by a plumber since that mucky VHS back in 1997.

Trying, but not doing very well, to engage my colleague in politics chat in much the same way he asks me to humour him when his football team has a big game.

"Only Labour can stop Reform" was it?

Why can't anybody who gets overexcited about "open boarders" spell borders?

There's never the same amount of handwringing about car parking "chaos" is there?

I really hope I get someone canvassing from Reform in the run up to the local elections to I can call them a cunt.

Pears. Not unpleasant if perfectly ripe, but that's about a five minute window. Outside of that they're either like a lump of wood or just mush.

I thought he liked turning small boats away.

It had been altogether too long since I cycled to the office. I remedied that this morning. Good to be back.

Damn, I love living on the coast.

Some soft sod put a tariff on the moon.

You're two months too late for carol singing, Geoff.

Building the miles back up.

Breaking: several corporations, whose entire business model revolves around killing chickens, stop pretending to care about the welfare of chickens.

Is it Special K?

MOT day. Manifest positive vibes please.

I hope they're wearing gloves whilst they're going through those back issues of Fiesta.

Reform's too woke lads. I didn't polish my jackboots for nothing.