Game over at Tannadice.

‘I just remember thinking that we had an opportunity here. I said to myself, “Right, come on. Make something happen.”’ Danny Lennon. The Olympic Stadium, 31/10/95, UEFA Cup Second round. WE LED IN MUNICH:THE UNLIKELY ADVENTURES OF RAITH ROVERS IN EUROPE - OUT MONDAY @fitbatweets.bsky.social

Seems like a penalty is a massive over reward for most of the handballs we see.

False Dons.

Keskinen, Shinnie and Oh Sheesh aff please Jimmy.

There’s nothing as annoying as Matthew McDermid being Matthew McDermid.

Neil Lennon’s going to be wearing a gum shield of snus the way this game is going.

I don’t want to speak ill of people I’ve never met but Douglas Ross is difficult to like isn’t he.

Not all weekend previews are the same. You won’t find anything like Fitbatweets anywhere else. And it’s now only £20 for a year’s subscription - full access to over 1,500 cartoons. Do it (and if you already subscribe then thank you). open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...

Hat tip to @90minutecynic.bsky.social for planting the seed and if you remember The Numskulls from the Beano then this one’s for you. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...

If there are active Scottish football accounts on here you recommend then please do.

My mental health is problematic at the best of times. Although most of Scottish football is still there I’m needing a wee break from X as its owner is feeding us so many extreme views as the norm and it’s breaking my brain. So I’m over here but mostly at my newsletter fitbatweets.substack.com

Today’s the last day of the Fitbatweets half price offer. £20 for a year’s worth of football related cartoons. I drew over 150 in August alone and every single one of them was gold. You can sign up for the offer in today’s newsletter. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...

It’s really hard going as a cartoonist right now. My weekday newsletter of football cartoons is half price from now until the transfer window closes in a week. That’s a £20 season ticket. If you like what I do here’s the link you need to support Fitbatweets. X open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...

A tale from the Bank of Celtic.

Lunchtime.

STV News managing to find a Scottish Dad near Turnberry who quite normally was wearing a “Jesus is my Saviour, Trump is my President” T-shirt.

After all that semis drama England v Spain should be a cracking final.

Watched the first episode of Untamed last night and those first few minutes up that cliff gave me the sweaty palms.

Water.

Hand massaged kale. 🤢

I watched a pretty grim documentary about The Eunuch Maker. Seems the authorities have really clamped down on this kind of thing.

Terror on the streets.

Continuing this year’s fixation on F1 I bought this absolute beauty of a book. Obviously disappointed to see Mr High Performance amongst the blurbs on the inside cover. To nobody’s surprise his quote manages to make it about him. @barcajim3.bsky.social @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social

I listened to @barcajim3.bsky.social and friends with the saltiest RGC episode yet while I was packing prints of a team that didn’t win the Scottish Cup in 2025 but seems to have their name engraved on it.

35 years in the making. The Aberdeen Scottish Cup Winners merch is now available at www.fitbatweets.com

A goal befitting of that first half.

Good time for Twitter to go down.

Arne Slot. This might be the best T-shirt design I’ve ever made. Collected the first batch to ship today and it looks even better in the flesh than on screen. So if you know any Liverpool fans please let them know about it. Available only at www.fitbatweets.com

Keep forgetting this place exists.

Please help - if you know any Liverpool fans can you share this with them. Been one of my favourite things to draw. The Arne Slot black t-shirt based on the iconic Salem’s Lot poster. Available only at www.fitbatweets.com

20,000 heading to Hampden. The instruction is to wear red. So I drew Jimmy’s flock of over 1,500 sheep assembled for a red t-shirt. Stand Free say the sheep. Order by 11th May to have it in time to wear to the final. Get it at www.fitbatweets.com

20,000 heading to Hampden. The instruction is to wear red. So I drew Jimmy’s flock of over 1,500 sheep assembled for a red t-shirt. Stand Free say the sheep. Order by 11th May to have it in time to wear to the final. Get it at www.fitbatweets.com

Since I’ve not been active on BlueSky for a bit here are a few new designs you can find at www.fitbatweets.com - Celtic and Falkirk champions, Lisbon and Gothenburg sticker design, Arne Slot T-shirt, Sunshine on Leith and Jack Iredale’s goal of the season.

The people have spoken.

The new Falkirk Champions merch is now available at www.fitbatweets.com

Fill yer boots open.substack.com/pub/thestick...

Good use of Pundit Club by the BBC tonight.

I love the football and I love horror movies. Combine the two and I give you my Arne Slot design based on an iconic Salem’s Lot poster. It’s available only as a black T-shirt at www.fitbatweets.com Shares amongst Liverpool fans would be massively appreciated.

I’m giving this BlueSky a second chance cos I’m missing some people who emigrated here from Twitter. If it turns arsey again I’m off. Looks like most of the Scottish football media haven’t posted for a couple of months. Let’s see how it goes.

NEW IN STORE FOR THE HIBEES - the Sunshine on Leith lads. As all my family are Hibs supporters a lot of love went into this one (and their approval). Available as a print, a white T-shirt, a green T-shirt, a mug AND a tea towel at www.fitbatweets.com

NEW in store for the Hibees. Jack Iredale smacks home the winner in the Edinburgh Derby. Available as an A3 or A4 print and a mug version at www.fitbatweets.com Retweets amongst the Hibs family appreciated

A quick sketch of the handsome one.

Game of Thrones.

The Awful Office.