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Andrew Dallas has been a full time var official for 2 seasons now and still can’t get the communication right.

Must be really difficult for some folk to stay silent for a minute eh.

Look back at last night and look forward to the weekend. Oh and i had to draw a wee bit of egg chasing. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...

So many options at Pundit Club but yet again the telly companies choose the current Dunfermline manager. Piss poor.

Observations from last night’s games including the man trying to ruin Scottish football, Russell Martin makes a surprise appearance at Easter Road and a winning start for Professor O. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...

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Thanks everyone. By that I mean no one.

Podcast people - what is your equipment of choice for a) doing your own podcast or b) being a podcast guest from time to time. Thanks.

Podcast people - what is your equipment of choice for a) doing your own podcast or b) being a podcast guest from time to time. Thanks.

The case against Jimmy Thelin is pretty extensive now. Tactics, team selection, formations are all highly questionable. I don’t know how big a say he’s had on recruitment. My fear is the Dons have signed a bunch of genuine duds that even a new head coach will struggle to get a tune out of.

Zombies in Aberdeen kits amble their way to another defeat. Hopeless, hapless, helpless.

I’ve finally migrated my IMDb to Letterboxd. If you’re there too give me a shout. It’s mostly horror movies for me by the way. boxd.it/h0Xi3

When you’re making three changes at half time you got it wrong to start. Again.

Delighted for Steven Pressley. He’s a joy to draw cartoons about.

That Collins & Tierney photo shoot needed some retouching.

That was laughably bad. Three points though. Andy Robertson’s miles off it now eh.

Pundit Club tonight.

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Maybe I should stop posting prematch takes on X. Or maybe it’s a continuation of the reverse jinx.

Game over at Tannadice.

‘I just remember thinking that we had an opportunity here. I said to myself, “Right, come on. Make something happen.”’ Danny Lennon. The Olympic Stadium, 31/10/95, UEFA Cup Second round. WE LED IN MUNICH:THE UNLIKELY ADVENTURES OF RAITH ROVERS IN EUROPE - OUT MONDAY @fitbatweets.bsky.social

Seems like a penalty is a massive over reward for most of the handballs we see.

False Dons.

Keskinen, Shinnie and Oh Sheesh aff please Jimmy.

There’s nothing as annoying as Matthew McDermid being Matthew McDermid.

Neil Lennon’s going to be wearing a gum shield of snus the way this game is going.

I don’t want to speak ill of people I’ve never met but Douglas Ross is difficult to like isn’t he.

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If there are active Scottish football accounts on here you recommend then please do.

My mental health is problematic at the best of times. Although most of Scottish football is still there I’m needing a wee break from X as its owner is feeding us so many extreme views as the norm and it’s breaking my brain. So I’m over here but mostly at my newsletter fitbatweets.substack.com

Today’s the last day of the Fitbatweets half price offer. £20 for a year’s worth of football related cartoons. I drew over 150 in August alone and every single one of them was gold. You can sign up for the offer in today’s newsletter. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...

It’s really hard going as a cartoonist right now. My weekday newsletter of football cartoons is half price from now until the transfer window closes in a week. That’s a £20 season ticket. If you like what I do here’s the link you need to support Fitbatweets. X open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...

A tale from the Bank of Celtic.

Lunchtime.

STV News managing to find a Scottish Dad near Turnberry who quite normally was wearing a “Jesus is my Saviour, Trump is my President” T-shirt.

After all that semis drama England v Spain should be a cracking final.

Watched the first episode of Untamed last night and those first few minutes up that cliff gave me the sweaty palms.

Water.

Hand massaged kale. 🤢

I watched a pretty grim documentary about The Eunuch Maker. Seems the authorities have really clamped down on this kind of thing.