This segment was already perfect but then I thought "Should it be set to Laura Palmer's theme?"

lol. lmao even.

someone uploaded a playthrough of mixtape without any of the music to avoid copyright strikes and it is unintentionally one of the funniest things i've seen all week

What

dusting off a classic

Mass Effect 1 fans be like 'this is why it's the best one'.

Subnautica 2 launched 20 minutes ago. Safe to say Krafton will be forced to pay out the $250 million bonus it tried very hard (via advice of ChatGPT) to avoid paying

nonbinary but specifically in the way referred to in limp bizkit's rollin' (2000), as in "hey ladies / hey fellas / and the people that don't give a fuck"

okay i actually posed this #ffxivgpose #chort

A Quiet Place is the most American shit. "Wouldn't it be scary if you had to shut the fuck up"

this eyepatch makes her look so "🥺🥺🥺"

lmao guess it turns out the response to "how did sega turn out yakuza/rgg games on such a modest budget at such high fidelity so consistently?" is "the answer is obvious and You're Not Gonna Like It!"

Animating on one 3DS is fun but using 2 3DS is even more fun :)

Absolute god tier blunt rotation

Mixtape, from The Artful Escape studio Beethoven & Dinosaur, is a delight. It's a celebration of teenage life that makes its point, aptly, just as a teenager would. Our review: https://bit.ly/4nsReK5

“Are they a proud people?” - my wife, just now, about Juggalos

Masahiro Sakurai sat down with us at NOA to answer some questions regarding future games, and we wanted to share what he had to say! First question: Who on the Smash Roster wins the twerk-off? Sakurai: "I just sat down, why would you ask me this? What is wrong with you people? Princess Daisy."

Stepping into an urban public high school and immediately becoming 100% more socialist

interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

The ‘poor sales means only 173 of the stainless steel pickup trucks will actually need to be recalled ‘ is both perfect, accurate and excellent snark

FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO VAGINA BONES

Steam Controller easter egg: the controller screams when dropped by about 3 feet (Big Picture Mode, about once every 5-6 drops) www.reddit.com/r/SteamContr...

Whenever Lincoln MMOposts I'm struck by the universality of experiences and wonder how likely it is that we played on the same servers, were touched by the same messiness Both of us knowing about That Guy who destroyed his raid guild by paying a guildmate to fly out & have a threesome with his wife

Skull and Bones is $2.99 on Steam buff.ly/VweZ5DY the math says that's about $0.75 per A

Hey now, just because US gas is still relatively cheap doesn't mean it isn't still expensive to drive my Chevrolet Suburban (2.5 Fiat Pandas) 900 miles (1448 km) between the Walmart (Carrefour) and the Bucees (untranslatable) every day

Oh Moon Child is THAT kind of game

samsara may trap a lot of people in eternal dukkha, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

“We’ve targeted this content for being sexually gratifying” Did you hear that, guys? Gratification is bad now, no art that conjures positive feelings anymore. You can only look at stuff that makes you feel like shit

The 8.0 Alliance Raids will drop an emote called “Ballroom Etiquette: Scheming Patriarch” that makes your WoL do this:

the future of multiplayer games are friendslop. the friendslop paradigm will replace service games, even ones like fortnite on a longer time frame. Every big company will try to get in on friendslop and cry tears of blood as all their projects fail because they refuse to charge less than 20 dollars

"We must know our enemies if we are to defeat our enemies." Today's RANDOMLY SELECTED archive post is Liesa, Forgotten Archangel from art by Junko Taguchi for a Japanese 2 Player Starter Set!

give! her! the! ketchup!! #pokemon #TraditionalPainting #AcrylicPainting

me, buying a book written by someone who I've never met but we sometimes like each other's posts on Bluesky: my friend wrote this

Good morning, here's a Bumbleflower sketch. (Work in progress)

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Last year I really wanted to play Quartet...but I don't PC game, like at all. Well today is the day my wishes were granted! It's now on Switch! My family and I have two separate playthroughs going, with about 20 hours into them so far, and it's wonderful! Definite recommendation for RPG fans!

green goblin: if that spider-man thinks his humiliating me has squashed my thirst for vengeance, he's a fool... that desire has only grown stronger, i need to see him SUFFER... ELSEWHERE peter parker: oh fuuuuuck the canon eos r6 III is only $2,800, i could totally finance that

7 months to go

boycotts work. anyone stating otherwise is spreading state & corp sanctioned propoganda

Part of my Dragonball project, Bulma Bumbleflower lol not for sale :) The hardest part of the project so far is deciding which characters to use on which cards, but then when I decided I'll just end up painting the same character multiple times, it became a little easier lol

I gave an interview recently about the importance of making nightlife more affordable for young people, and some of the feedback was, what a woke interview. And I think: so much of the current moment is just indulging people who don't want anyone else to have nice things.