Typing with a splinted left pinkie finger isn't _bad_, but it's just bad enough to be frustrating

Not to toot my own horn, but I made a surprisingly good hot chocolate for my son just now. - most of a mug of milk, microwaved hot Stir in: - 50g chocolate chips (semi sweet) - 1 tsb Dutch process cocoa powder - add cold milk until it's a kid friendly temperature

Just for laughs...

Humpbacks

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

Ham radio vagueposting: Okay so the trick with Anderson powerpole connectors is you have to use the nastiest, grodiest stiffest copper clad aluminum wire available. The really nice tinned copper silicone jacketed wire is too flexible. You have to be able to push a rope.

I emptied out my nightstand drawer looking for my earbuds. Didn't find them, but I did find these:

Reading Incandescence by Greg Egan, and I really appreciate that he made an applet (?) to elaborate on some concepts in the book. www.gregegan.net/INCANDESCENC...

A togglable "I'm an adult with kids and a job" feature that assumes you only get to play once a week, and dumps a summary of what you were last doing/your current objectives in a corner tooltip on loading a save.

apparently raccoons live in trees and poop on fences and now that's my problem according to my neighbor / the HOA

the European mind cannot comprehend this

I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮

"Kubecon"? The only "cube con" is the people who are hiding the truth about 4 CORNER DAYS, CUBES 4 QUAD EARTH

On the other hand, the Everett AquaSox minor league baseball stadium will need a new sponsor

It's always executive hour in here

This is Lady GaGallium erasure

I may have just purchased a domain

I am in awe.

I had to.

I just realized: Henry from Thomas the Tank Engine has to run on special Welsh coal, so he contributed to Aberfan disaster

the united states government acknowledges but does not endorse new york city’s claim on staten island, a strategic ambiguity political scientists refer to as the One New York Policy

My wife created a calendar event for our son's birthday party, and I'm chuckling at the "Join with Google Meet" link.

I can hear @quinnypig.com reading this article to me. It’s uncanny. With dramatic pauses and everything www.theregister.com/2025/11/04/a...

I hope Woke 2 isn't like Vatican 2. I will only accept Woke mass in Latin.

Selfishly, I am very pleased the pair of terfs running for Northshore School Board seats, one of whom is a January 6th rioter, both lost by like 40%. They did worse than the district 1 candidate who pulled out of the race. I look forward to the day all their campaign signs are disposed of.

sorry west coast, i hope things work out for you too but i already stayed up for 18 innings of baseball this month and that's all i've got in me

disappointed at the loss turnout of Central Park voters

I know nothing about Silwa, but is he wearing a silly little beret in his real official photo?

If y'all ain't on the sad dads discord, that's probably okay as it's not that interesting most of the time. (I'm purposefully not listing real boroughs to annoy the real new yorkers in the discord)

Tonight I will be re-signing New Yorkers' extension on being insufferable. You've earned it. Tonight we are all walking here.

Friends, you have three hours to get those ballots to a ballot box. Make it so.

I have fully completed my DECISION SLIP and placed it in the CUBE OF CHOOSING, that the machinery of governance may churn on unabated.

THINK before you THANK: T - Thanks H - Hand I - Introspection N - Neversoft Entertainment K - Knowledge

Very cute thing: my kiddo doesn't understand the difference between "several" and "seven"

yeah man that's why it's the first book in the series

Wife: "flannel jammie bottoms" Me: "flammy jannel... flam... fla... yes."

give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you

My wife asks if we're going to have to smoke a whole pack of baseballs again

obsessed with this cover. happy Halloween ya freaks

navigating social media this month

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

Hey I made you something. 🖖🏻 connections.swellgarfo.com/game/-Ocgx6o...

this one is better i think connections.swellgarfo.com/game/-OchUeQ...

i should goto bed! connections.swellgarfo.com/game/-OchfE0...

Sometimes the wikipedia mobile app freaks out a little and it makes better shitposts than me

So is the baseball game still going?