I’m sorry, a password manager didn’t have a dedicated security team previously? If you use these clowns you’re negligent.

They should also sue Amazon for stealing Autodesk’s trademark UX nightmare approach.

Well they picked the right day of the week for it.

…and all but about twenty bucks of that is OpenAI.

This might be my favorite thing @quinnypig.com has ever written www.lastweekinaws.com/blog/chris-h...

Huh I think @techdirt.com sent me a bitcoin

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But they did such a good job trying to Frugal their way to a frontier model themselves.

And so it does!

It’s amazing how many people will upgrade when you literally do not give them a choice in the matter.

Gratifying to see OpenAI so laser-focused on… everything under the sun.

Someone just learned the hard way why the only live email addresses in test systems are your own.

Expensive Products That Suck To Use remains a tough market.

Something something we need to go deeper into the scuba memes.

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

Micron is building a big memorial or something; I dunno I just skimmed it.

“We’re going to scrutinize these to make sure that they’re not what they very obviously are.”

This seems bad. www.wiz.io/blog/wiz-res...

I do hope everyone in tech is subscribed to @quinnypig.com "I construct the MIME message manually. It's fine. Everything is fine. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?" 😂 www.lastweekinaws.com/blog/i-hope-...

@quinnypig.com gold

Huh, Scott Adams died.

Good thing they didn’t rename the whole company to chase the boondoggle.

I mostly agree with @quinnypig.com on this I can't stop laughing about "Moron Cloud" 💀 and a little sad he didn't address Azure's capacity problems. A big reason why I believe they can't/won't grow. www.lastweekinaws.com/blog/aws-in-...

Humongous 52-inch Dell monitor will make you feel like king of the internet with four screens in one

Latest from @quinnypig.com ought to raise some eyebrows:

Aw yiss, a keyboard that screams when I throw it.

How upscale are the Groq offices? Just wondering how fancy next year’s Spirit Halloween is gonna be.

oh man, I can't believe I missed out annually on slightly less than a bank makes from a single returned check

Microsoft, even more than most companies, comes off as if they’re legit mad for having to deal with us in order to get to our money.

Casino buys new slot machine.

“Except for the ones that just stopped in intersections for funsies. Who among us…”

Thou shalt not embarrass the regime

I’m not sure what publishers need to hear this, but a pull quote from @scalzi.com on a book cover is an instant read.

Here's @quinnypig.com to help you decode today's Amazon reorg: www.theregister.com/2025/12/17/j...

Blue Owl Capital bucks current trends by having two neurons to bang together and make a spark.

Man with no ideas attempts to lead the herd from behind.

Enterprise can't wait to sign contracts with company who famously views contractual obligations as mere suggestions.

Company that can’t get AI to clearly explain its own data transfer pricing is gonna take a whack at summarizing “Finnegan’s Wake.”

This is gonna be an unmitigated disaster.

@quinnypig.com in @theregister.com writing about an AWS keynote. Has snarkmas come early? www.theregister.com/2025/12/08/a...

Curtains for business Zoosha?

Sucks to suck.

They can pay hundreds of millions to produce the shows but they can’t afford to pay some intern to watch them and then write a brief summary?

When @jeffbach.bsky.social tells me a cert is expired on one of my sites:

Meanwhile I have both US and EU member state passports and I shouldn’t be allowed to secure a chicken coop. Make it make sense.

When you have to report your status at work, but you spent the entire day jorkin:

Taken at face value, does it justify the insane amount of money OpenAI is trying to raise?

Have you ever wondered what @quinnypig.com would say if AWS finally released Savings Plans for RDS? Well wonder no more, just listen to the the end of the latest LWIA episode for a hilarious 3 minute diatribe! www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0U4...

Byron Cook is incredibly sharp, and just a nice guy in general.