"I'm just calling to see what the Senator is doing today to prevent war crimes?" is not a phone call I had ever planned to make.

not your typical "am I overreacting" content www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverrea...

The world feels particularly cruel right now so I want to say this again with my full chest. To the amazing transgender people I know and love (and all those I haven't met yet): you make the world better. Thank you for being you in an increasingly hostile world. We are so lucky to have you. 🏳️‍⚧️💕

Using this opportunity to talk about my really cool clock again

Come hang out with @kateholterhoff.com and me while we livestream with @darko.rup12.net We're live at 9:30 Pacific! www.twitch.tv/kirodotdev

CHEESE MOUNTAIN!

A system always includes the mental model of the people using it, the people, the tools, and the dialogue. Numbers are scary because they change how the world affects people. Show your working Be correctable, not just correct Extent existing mental models Design for safe failure

Double-entry accounting as observability and verifiability for money is a sensational parallel. “Don’t just be correct - be correctable.” @ashley.rolfmore.com #monkigras

kicking off #monkigras with @monkchips.com! (this year’s conference is about preparedness, with a decidedly RedMonk amount of chaos mixed in)

I love that @nathenharvey.bsky.social is making sure we all have enough fucks to give

Spice Labs is giving away tastes of its Post Quantum Cryptography discovery and inventory tools Get PQC compliance information on post-build artifacts (CBOM, static call analysis, runtime call analysis) as well as a crypto-agility rating without burdening eng www.einpresswire.com/article/9000...

Video evidence of the time we ran around London @monkchips.com talking about all things #observability. I love this video. It highlights that context is king, how you approach observability matters, and how to understand what you are looking at. Relatable for both data AND life! @redmonk.com

from now on i will now be introducing myself as “rachel with technology“

from an outsider's perspective, I spent 20 minutes this morning booking appointments. but that myopic view erases the 6 months of avoidance, denial, and general anxiety it took to get me to this 20 minutes. please respect my art.

There are always so many gems in this newsletter.

a joke from my preschooler for your timeline: What does a penguin call its water bottle? … A waddle bottle

Databases aren’t going away, but how they fit in the modern data landscape is shifting. Here's how we're thinking about the unbundling of storage, compute, and interface layers at @redmonk.com redmonk.com/rstephens/20...

me, feeling sick over the weekend: Ugh, why am I always the one who catches the preschool colds? me, getting licked on the nose while putting my son to bed: Ahh, I see.

If you're a technical IC who cares about application performance, you should check out Monster Scale Summit. I had a great time keynoting last year, and the speaker lineup this year looks excellent! youtu.be/eon5E356kNE

I'm trying really hard to replace unnecessary apologies with gratitude (in the vein of "thanks for your help" instead of "sorry for the trouble") The problem is my muscle memory around apologizing is strong And so sometimes I ask a server for extra napkins and then say "sorry very much"

Can everyone building agent orchestration tools *please* stop using the term "overseer" to describe human oversight? We already learned this lesson with master > main. Words matter.

Maybe "Sisu".

Sheep.

A fantastic discussion with @rstephens.me @aeva.online and Chris about the Complex World we live in. It’s the power of the @redmonk.com community redmonk.com/videos/compl...

New video up: a conversation about how the observability market is evolving and the role vendors like @dynatrace.com are playing. Worth a watch if you’re thinking about tooling and data strategy. redmonk.com/videos/obser...

I really like this piece from @kateholterhoff.com

very cool. well done, anthropic. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/12/anth...

what do VMs, microservices and agents have in common? and what does Yeats have to do with all of that? redmonk.com/sogrady/2026...

Join the dora.community today for a discussion with @wiredferret.bsky.social about progressive delivery. Heidi will give a brief overview and then we'll have a lean coffee-based discussion about the topic. Meeting starts at 12PM ET, details on the mailing list. #DORA #GBGB #Community

Maybe not every SaaS service needs a year in review...

our kids sleep with stuffed animals that you can warm up in the microwave before bed. the result is super cozy, but it’s always a little unsettling to be the person in charge of nuking the baby animals.

the most relatable part of Little Mermaid as a parent is the horror of discovering your child has built a shrine out of random trash they found on the playground, and they are emotionally attached to every single “treasure” whole fucking house is full of dinglehoppers I can’t throw away.

Still can’t speak Spanish past what I remember from high school, still terrible at chess, still fiercely protective of my streak

The @redmonk.com team allows* me to plan activities for the team holiday happy hour every year, and I am SO EXCITED for today's Show and Tell festivities. *begrudgingly allows

I talked with @zachlloyd.bsky.social from @warp.dev about how the terminal is changing, why agentic development needs new interfaces, and what comes after writing code by hand. redmonk.com/blog/2025/12...

Have you been following the JavaScript Bundler Grand Prix? Consider recent announcements including @voidzero.dev's Vite+, @bytedance.bsky.social's Rspack 1.6, @vercel.com's @nextjs.org 16 (beta) release enabling Turbopack by default, & @anthropic.com's Bun acquisition. redmonk.com/kholterhoff/...

ain't no party like a reinvent party cuz a reinvent party don't sto ---- wait hold on, it's almost midnight and I haven't done my duolingo yet, give me a couple minutes

Text 1: “I’m so excited you texted me! I promise I won’t be annoying!” Texts 2-5: “and if I am annoying here are various ways you can signal that I’m annoying!” (but alas this pattern matching didn’t hit until ~2 hours after text 5.)

Sudden realization 8 years in - am I still supposed to be gauging the temperature of my kids’ baths with my elbow? Is that just an infant thing that you are naturally supposed to stop doing?

I love moments when I'm reminded how amazing my colleagues are, and right now is a @kateholterhoff.com appreciation moment. She does such great work!

That feeling when you get ready to go out to dinner and then realize you could have looked presentable all day if you had just done this 8 hours earlier

Totally not the point of this post, but I love this line from @charity.wtf: "infrastructure is the code you have to run in order to run the code you want to run" www.honeycomb.io/blog/the-meh...

Forgot to post this yesterday… twinning with @rstephens.me at #kubeconNA!

I used Lasagna Love earlier this year after we had a loss in the family. I didn't have a financial need, I just wanted a home cooked meal and the feeling that someone cared. The lasagna ended up being delivered the same week my brother lost a close friend, and I shared the meal with him too.

“we’re taking another selfie, this time look like you like us” Getting ready for @redmonk.com beers with @sogrady.org and @kateholterhoff.com Join us at 7:00 and see if Steve gets more smiley as the night progresses

This #kubecon keynote from @puerco.mx and @staceypotter.bsky.social is an absolute delight. more luchadore-themed talks please!

4 year old: let’s have a staring contest 8 year old, approximately 5 seconds later: I win! 4 year old: actually, let’s have a blinking contest

if someone says there's good news and bad news about something related to super glue, you should mentally brace yourself for mostly bad news. (it's me. I'm the bad super glue news.)

I have an application or a browser tab that is periodically making clicking noises. This would be irritating. Until I realized that I was mentally blaming all of the screens viewable on my right monitor first simply because my speaker is also on the right. Now I'm just laughing at human brains.

All hail Brenda www.tiktok.com/@belligerent...