they’re arguing about surrogacy again. an ethically fraught topic for sure, but these people somehow manage to be aggressively wrong no matter which side of the argument they end up on. like a compass pointing true north, social media finds the worst takes on any given topic

watching the blue jays beat the shit out of some starlings

i, quite simply, do not have time for this. i do not care

gonna be real i have too much going on right now to do 3D mind jenga about Europeans being mad at me

how does one afford to have children

Baby Uni “Free me!”

Jack flipped over his food bowl in a rage

i wonder if they have those clear hamster balls for toddlers

i miss bed bath and beyond

refuse to learn anything about the elon musk baby mama drama

mac and i checked out an absolute mountain of zamboni leavins behind the rink yesterday

the boys

i also present for your reading pleasure, perhaps the best (and funniest) article that has ever been written about the greatest movie of all time (Twister, 1996) reactormag.com/the-future-t...

watching the greatest movie of all time (Twister, 1996)

Baba, I am going to spend the whole day with my nose tucked in your ear. #sighthounds #dogofbluesky #greyhounds #safeplace

what an image

O_O

just dont don’t do anything, ever, and you’re guaranteed to never be annoying or problematic :)

most of current culture is about not doing anything ever because you could hypothetically be imperfect. don’t be a teacher or a doctor because you aren’t superhuman and can’t dedicate your life to your job, don’t be a parent because you aren’t a child life specialist trauma informed researcher etc

every time i speak i regret it immensely

Jack, on the heating pad

😾

this is a good idea and i will now start with my own niche interest: i am interested in people who collect unusual books and i would like others to share their unusual books. here are some unusual books i own: 1) The Enron People’s Choice Cookbook, the best cookbook from the worst book cookers

When pax was a puppy i put hot sauce and bitter apple on the table it to keep him from eating it. immediately after he went over and started chewing on it while making eye contact with me

throwback pax circa 2019

absolute best case trump does something controversial, loses interest and not follow through, nothing changes and we wasted a bunch of time and money. worse (likely) case we kill millions of people, trigger a refugee crisis and multigenerational insurgency, and also waste a bunch of time and money.

“shut up maduro was evil and Venezuelans are celebrating in the streets” okay you caught the guy now what. what happens next. does no one remember iraq????

out tonight on a date in the crisp winter air, walking outside downwind from a fancy French restaurant. night time out to dinner air

we’re doing this so a handful of people in northern virginia can remodel their bathrooms

The Peace President 👍

Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department

Lake time. Happy new years

now it’s also never going to be 2025. time waits for no one

I had a good 2025, hoping to also have a good 2026 :)

ice planet Canandaigua NY

Love it when dogs snore and fart at the same time