“hey the afib guy has afib”

when men like ross douthat say this, they’re usually just resentful that the interns aren’t hitting on them at the office

watching the new “color out of space” movie, with one from 2019 with Nicholas cage. looks like a lovecraftican LL Bean commercial

i’m NOT just a waste of space. i’m also a waste of time and energy

big moon

Jack the cat in his basket

the madwoman

the shoulders are the ass cheeks of the arms

if the defense needs an expert witness i've tested sandwich rotational speed extensively and can say horizontal velocity is not a significant factor in their coherence until you reach 30+ RPM

addicted to mascarpone cheese

our hospital has signs on the top of the overflow parking garage that residents frequently use saying basically “nooo don’t kill yourself someone cares about you text this number etc” with a sad Alegria art lady. imagine the last thing you see being fucking alegria. powerful suicide deterrent

i do not have a baby to take care of. therefore, I will take care of every single old person

cat sitting. she fell in the Hole. 🕳️

o - o

The doctor says the pain shooting down my left arm is all the love inside me struggling to be contained

the vastness and the malevolence of the forces arrayed against basic concepts of community, social order, and a baseline of shared truth. not sure how we allowed this to all just happen

Jack the cat

tucked kitten

realizing belatedly that Midsommar really ripped off quite a bit from the Nicholas Cage (OH GOD NOT THE BEES 🐝 )2006 version of Wicker Man, right down to the bear costume

depiction of the Neurology resident post call

EEG: adventures in squiggle land

“Women who don’t fulfill their biological purpose should be punished”

it’s amazing how the older I get the years seem to go by even faster. i blinked and now im on the other side of 35. it’s like a roll of toilet paper. the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes :(

Ahehe

bitch it is fucking October WHERE WERE YOU HIDING THAT NEST

Jack the pumpkin cat

dog nugget

sniffari

we have a lot of cellar spiders. they’re my pets

I fucking knew it.

periodic reminder to not talk about doing crimes on any internet platform, even if the joke is extremely funny, unless you’re okay with a personal visit from a six and half foot tall Mormon psychopath

not sure this AI cover of gone with the wind is accurate

No. I am not doing any of that

a seagull is antagonizing a bald eagle

for the love of all that is holy please do not let this place become one giant honeypot for federal agents

i went fossil hunting today in Canandaigua in a dry stream bed by the lake. this little guy flew out and almost hit me in the face.

statistically, I am an outlier and should not be counted

finger lakes

trump is extremely unpopular. the problem is that the opposition is somehow even less popular than him.