fuck it while I want despecialized star wars in theaters and on 4k i also want EXTRA SPECIAL editions. dub r2 and chewie. add in a vader dance scene. change greebo's name to mcclunky.

I'm a single issue voter and the issue is more scrungles.

25 of my faves from ‘25

As a guy who wears knitted cardigans to magicfests I like this answer

New year, fresh powder, let's hydrate. (My tube actually froze it's like 17° outside)

At least I have one year in review to share (others forthcoming in the new year)

I sang happy birthday to Eddie Van Halen.

New laptop case as a Christmas gift, with prominent placing for @artofandregarcia.com's Minerva and Athena

'lil Elspeth

I'll take "Ways to Make TV More Accessible for Everyone's Mothers" for 400, Alex.

Merry Christmas! This year's holiday card(s) featured the characters from my favorite Christmas movie, The Muppets Christmas Carol: The first of all is Ebenezer Scrooge: that "squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous, old sinner":

Remember our immigrant siblings, our trans siblings, and all of those pushed to the edges of society by those claiming to do God's work. We are only as good as the worst off of us, and today and everyday let us work to uplift and protect the most marginalized of us. Merry Christmas, and God bless.

And may we always remember that any one of us could be Mary or Joseph but for a quirk of fate and luck, and may we offer comfort and security to the least among us as the shepherds and innkeeper did for the holy family. Truly God's spirit shines in each of us, and we should honor that in each other.

Minnie on the way to my parents' house: screams for an hour straight, unimaginable torture, will never forgive you. Minnie at my parents' house: run of the place, dozens of comfy chairs, pets on demand

Athena love Christmas

Minnie hate car

Achieved the 12 300,000 step month year.

I'm putting together holiday mailers, and I'm just too exhausted and drained to write and cut out my traditional thank you message 60+ times so here it goes: Thank you to everyone who has supported me, through friendship and patreon and kind words and jokes and shitposts and whatever else. 1/2

I like Rian Johnson

My alter commissions are open! I have a hard time getting a job so doing these & other projects is my only form of income this time of the year! Help a queer ADHD artist out & get cool stuff! Gonna post videos of some of my alters for yall! This belongs to @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social

the man, small of stature but mighty in spirit, stood. his voice started waveringly but found an unexpected power as he spoke his truth "the hoof elf art also made me horny"

Artists, show us your red art 🖍

You make one joke and Instagram thinks you're having a full on crisis

say what you want about UB I'm just glad the long-suffering fans of that little-known media property Marvel Comics are finally getting their due

Look at all these cool peeps

As the guy who reviews set symbols every year I'd like to thank them for making this one so bad it's easy to slot in.

Who cares about previews or whatever we ZOOMING today

i WISH

This wouldn't keep happening if Wizards simply banned Cavern of Souls in every format, destroyed all copies in existence, and gaslit us all into believing that stupid card never existed.

We made it. Hydrate.

“The stone speaks. We are merely interpreters.” Today's alter is Stoneforge Mystic, from art by Dan Dos Santos!

This was a lovely movie and I think best expressed by the dueling humanisms of Blank and Father Jud.

Should I go to Vegas

this asshole walks into a couple's home, calls their baby a freak, then IMMEDIATELY starts singing about himself

Can't believe they still televise the parade after the Big Charlie Brown Incident.

I took a day off yesterday (gasp!!) to hang out with my cousins at the pool. Took a nap afterwards and later watched Frankenstein but couldn’t get into it so I painted a scene from The Emperor’s Fist in procreate instead while the movie was on (this one’s for my deep-cut vorthos friends).

Apropros of nothing I need to schedule some posts...

GET 50 RINGS! Today's alter is Bonus Round, from Sonic 2 special stage #2!

GET 50 RINGS! Today's alter is Bonus Round, from Sonic 2 special stage #2!

"It's not the result of one's life that's important. It's the day-to-day concerns, the personal victories, and the celebration of life... and love." Today's alter is Terra, Magical Adept // Esper Terra, from FFVI art by Yoshitaka Amano!

"It's not the result of one's life that's important. It's the day-to-day concerns, the personal victories, and the celebration of life... and love." Today's alter is Terra, Magical Adept // Esper Terra, from FFVI art by Yoshitaka Amano!

I also haven't been keeping you up on my hydration status: For November: 53 miles walking, 49 miles running.

Looking at my Instagram the last time I posted a new alter was in July. Should I post something new? Blusky doesn't do polls.

She's so baaad (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) Loved drawing the fake finger bite pose with Olivia #olivia #oliviavoldaren #vampire #Crimsonvow #mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering

The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

Batman blew up from a big bomb in The Dark Knight Rises. (or he just quit) There have been at least 6 theatrical movies with Batman in them since then. I think we can handle a new Bond.

we gotta stop with video essays if i wanted some smug white guy in his 30s overexplaining digimon lore to me i'd just look in a mirror

Every thing about these screencap cards over the last 3 UB sets has been a complete mess. A total embarrassment. Some of the worst looking cards ever printed.

My inner monologue during an edh game: