"Gladys you are *not* going to believe all the things this small man has done!"

Me at the grocery store: "oh so there's a *Super* Mario now, eh?"

New York Knicks players as legendary creatures in Magic: The Gathering: 🧵 a thread 🧵 1: Josh Hart - Arvad the Cursed Glue guy who elevates everyone around him. Injects life into the effort, and can take down bigger opponents.

The heat index is over 100, so if you're going to go out, be sure you are being extra careful and hydrating

"How could anyone mistake the great kraken Arixmethes for an island?" Today's RANDOMLY SELECTED archive post is Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle, art extended from art by Dimitar Marinski!

"Some changelings born at Velis Vel never return, but their essence never leaves." Today's RANDOMLY SELECTED archive post is Morophon, the Boundless, from art by Jack Hughes and Fred Fields (bg)!

This should have been a Miracleman card but the art is covered by a sticker with a brief summation of the Miracleman legal situation

"At Feather’s command, squadrons of battle angels swarmed out of the Parhelion II, unsheathing blades made of molten dawn." This week's NEW ALTER is Parhelion II, extended art from art by Adam Paquette!

Just wanted to post about this cool project: re-gathered.com ClockSpinning has taken my archive of Gatherer comments and turned them into a pretty neat website! Much better than my shocking attempts at web design.

One of my favorite comic book heroes, Radio Man

Too hot out hydrate

So you're telling me she's worthy? Ok wizards

watching the basketball show and there is a burger king commercial where they diss on the King and fire him I've never cared about generational warfare before but this cannot be ignored

Gotta keep going. Hydrate

here's what the union is asking for, if you want to support them: unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/support-us

"No living thing exists except what the Gravemother permits." Today's RANDOMLY SELECTED archive post is Sliver Gravemother, extended art from art by Chis Rahn!

Having a rough start to the month but gotta stay hydrated

“I of all people know that memory is not a safe place to hide valuables.” Today's RANDOMLY SELECTED archive post is Jace Beleren, from art by Steve Argyle!

A card-by-card preview of my wild shape cards. Back the project and have these in your hands before GenCon! #dnd #druid #5.5e #dnd5e

"She sees the faces of those who wronged her in everyone she encounters." This week's NEW alter is Screaming Nemesis, extended art from art by Liiga Smilshkalne!

Happy Pride! Today's archive post is Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis, from art by Robert Cornelius!

Not too mad at me for leaving.

Wedding me

"We are equipped to survive. We are only interested in survival. Anything else is of no importance. Your deaths will not affect us." Today's NEW alter is this black-and-white Cybermen Squadron, art from "The Tenth Planet" (1966)!

Final big May exercise day hydration

Gloomy Sunday 10k hydration

my 100% correct and spoiler free Mando movie thoughts: atrocious pacing, feels like 4-5 tv episodes stitched together story feels a bit inessential for a big screen outing several moments had me hooting and hollaring baby yoba still has the rizz, people love that lil guy

Chilly Saturday hydration

“Are you sure this is going to work?” asked Will. “No,” said Rowan. “But if it does, it’s going to be spectacular.” Today's RANDOMLY SELECTED archive post is the custom flip planeswalker, Rowan, Lightning Wit // Will, Ice Cool, from BOOM! Magic cover art by Dani Pendergast!

Why do people love Grover and hate Elmo? Is it because they grew up with Grover and encountered Elmo once they were past his age bracket? Or is it because Elmo is the sanded-down version of Grover? Or a mix of things?

“Bodies are so much more cooperative with the soul out of the way.” Today's RANDOMLY SELECTED archive post is the Barbie Liliana of the Veil, from the Funko action figure!

When it hits. The hobby has to serve you, not the other way around.

this was HR 2616 which also bans books by or about trans and nonbinary people from schools START CALLING YOUR SENATORS NOW CIS FRIENDS TRANS KIDS NEED YOU

Career progression and pay is an important issue for UWOTC-CWA members. Every employee deserves to have clearly defined performance metrics, reliable expectations for pay, and a clear path forward in their career growth. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/2026-05...

Follow me, set me free Trust me and we will escape from the city~ This week's NEW alter is Sonic's Grind Shoes (aka Trailblazer's Boots), with art from Sonic Adventure 2!

I'm glad Through the Omenpaths is gone. Not only was it a logistical nightmare, but I'll take flavor that isn't bending over backwards to match an outside IP every time over reskinned Spider-Man characters. It's ok to want better things.

I agree, the Arena team are super-heroes and should have some sort of... team... where they join together to face bigger threats.

Like the big bad guy is about to beat Mando and Mando is sad because he's taken his helmet off for like the 50th time even though he's not supposed to and then SLURP baby yoba eats the bad guy right up.

Magic Variant of the week. JundJund! By Travis Norman. I haven’t played this one but I’ve heard it by name a bunch. The Janklord guys dropped this video a few months ago and my headshot appears in the video because I’m going to be guesting on one of their shows. m.youtube.com/watch?v=lciO...

Once again, The Machine That Smashes You In The Head With A Hammer has smashed me in the head with a hammer! Can't wait to get in line in two weeks, maybe I won't get smashed in my head with a hammer this time!

Can't believe they (un)banned [card] in [format]! (Feel free to quote this for your takes thanks for the interaction)

Honestly I think most people would benefit from a 50 post-per-day hard limit.

Summery weather today so need to hydrate

Post-haircut hydration

Pre-haircut hydration

whats he thinking

“I know what you’re thinking. It’s not going to work.” Today's RANDOMLY SELECTED archive post is Jace, Vryn's Prodigy // Jace, Telepath Unbound, extended art from art by Jaime Jones!

First try at spot foiling hihi

This deserves an (official) paper printing Providence of Night (NFS) #mtgproxy