Fifth Element Beetlejuice Any of the Fast series

There’s an AI Jesus? Remind me again what the 1st Commandment was?

Project Hail Mary is exquisite

Canvas kickoff! We're gonna get out and knock on some doors and drop off some lit about Francesca Hong before we roll out our signature campaign starting on April 15th! Thanks to Drunken Cobra in Tosa for hosting us today 💪 #wisconsin #wauwatosa

Whats more damning is millions watched the recovery, could spot this instantly, and someone *still* generated it.

Never forget the original booze cube.

“I don’t know, fly casual”

It’s Friday and that means…

40 minutes to reentry

I uh, made a terrible to play against Child of Alara deck way back Not sure if the write up @rhysticstudies.bsky.social did from one of the GP Vegas' is still available anywhere

Episode 9, in universe, was fine

Put this little guy on your wall.

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Okay, message received. I'm making more whale sharks. And then some pigeons. Maybe some angry fruit.

HYPE TRAIIIIN

Anyone else using Deck Blue noticing erratic refresh behavior? I've had to manually refresh for days now.

While there’s halfway decent lighting here, here’s your reminder that you should sub to @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social’s Patreon! Here’s some of the goodies from the past few months including Sailor Scout MTG gals, amazing tokens, and even a Jhoira to remind me to tap Ageless Innovator 🤣

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Obi-Wan Kenobi ~ painted for a Star Wars Card Game a while back. Oil on board (available)

Quick and dirty morning warmup (NFS)

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Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal

Congress now has (an extra) 2 weeks to Do Their Fucking Job

Also, wtf did they do to the fill tool in Photoshop? Ish is all effed up.

What was it like growing up in the 1980's? Like today, everyday.

A brief moment to forget the world and maybe giggle

I've had this meme sent to me countless times, so I finally just painted it.

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If you full screen this photo and you stare at the Earth (on desktop at least) it almost feels like it's in motion

Current view on Google maps of what the crew is seeing www.google.com/maps/space/m...

The farthest humans have ever been from home and the first thing they do is honor a lost loved one, embrace, and cry We can be so amazing

You have this long before history is made

These also end tonight- the BIN is expired but you can literally own original art from #MTGSOS from a brand new Magic artist for $100/sketch+shipping. Get in there!

For me, the process > result

Roasted a 24 oz ribeye for our dinner for 2 and it came out

15 year work anniversary was basically a choose-from-these~$200 gifts Pick this Henckles knife set. Best I’ve ever owned by a country mile

Printing last months giveaway cards

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If I complain about too much rain now, remind me in July and August when I complain it never rains

Once you know the story behind Zootopia 2, it gets so much better

you were never going to get an anti-war president from a chauvinistic, jingoistic political party full of people who fantasize about being in a holy war. and yet, despite the US Army raising the enlistment age to 42, not a single one of these pro-war podcasters and pundits have signed up to fight.

The March giveaways cards were just given away over on my Discord

I will PayPal $5 to whomever can actually show me how to access the Tabs and Indents dialog when Editing a PDF in this version of Acrobat

Thorin's Expedition Map. Complete with Dwarvish rules text.

Put's me right to sleep

So essentially Pam Bondi won a PTQ for Dancing with the Stars?