Not a mixologist ala @bdm.bsky.social or @phrost.bsky.social and a bit boring in the glassware dept overall but I do enjoy a rum runner nonetheless

Last day to enter!

"Let's fucking kill effective search functions so we can just feed them whatever we want instead" I want to know how much money that sentence made someone

How many times out of 10 would I beat the goat? 0. Out of 100? I could get lucky 5 times with variance which make me a .05/10

real question for my magic people would gideon jura unironically like Creed

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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Anyone know where I could get giant cards printed? Think Prize Wall sized

Are you an artist interested in creating art for @magic.wizards.com? Well now we have this super rad portfolio submission tool to submit your best of the best work to, that gets looked at with human eyes! 👀 #wotcstaff company.wizards.com/en/freelance...

nothing in the closet nothing underneath the bed just the monsters in your head

Dark Invocation Ad Nauseam (NFS) I've been making bespoke proxies people love since 2010. I'd appreciate your support, it keeps the train moving! patreon.com/theproxyguy #mtgproxy #magicthegathering

Highlander + Buckaroo Banzai = Doctor Who i am a qualified story mathematician below is my scientific proofs

One card, 2 finishes. Play the side you prefer! Double sided foil/nonfoil cards from some of the CardsByProx greatest hits Coming soon to @shoebox.gg Art: @josiahcameron.bsky.social

if you're local, I'm hosting a casual board game night Thursday 6pm until "late". drop in/leave whenever. food provided, bring your own drinks. I'll try to host these every couple of weeks. DM for info.

Finished Wonderman Gonna be thinking about it for a while

"Make Halving Season EDH legal" Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

ICYMI

The moment in Wonderman when he loses a job by overthinking it really hit home I have a tendency to do the same and it has absolutely cost opportunities

Sol Ring hand painted after the Aztec sun stone.

This week on Casual Magic, the incredible @bdm.bsky.social returns to talk about his brand new game, and getting cocktails into magic cons! youtu.be/b9S6w6GAt9o?...

Today is Grizzly Bears day... You should send a bear you know $2, $22, or $222

First preview for what will be coming soon to @shoebox.gg Subtle text, art forward and with an added bonus… Art by @anthonyavonart.bsky.social

You can follow Genel here with other new folks to Magic art too! go.bsky.app/4U9Qk9Y

All the complaints about print-to-order lair delays weren't worth the pendulum swinging so violently in the opposite direction and the Magic community getting absolutely smacked in the face with this overtly disgusting FOMO price schema.

The film Groundhog Day is A Christmas Carol done right Change my mind

Thing about the EF drops is this The DOJ has known what's in them for ages and has done *nothing*

Not only am I out of spoons, the rest of the cutlery drawer is empty too

Happy 186th year (reported) of Rodents Predicting the Weather Day

Fuck obsoleting a printer by ceasing ink manufacturing Goddamn

This is definitely a sentence

What airline do you fly, and why?

Didya know I can bake too?

My complete list is as follows:

Zelda SMB Contra Hopefully one of those Tengens is Tetris

Caught the first 2 episodes of Wonder Man Enjoying it so far

It’s Friday so here the Prox Pie of the week Homemade, hand-stretched dough, off the block whole milk mozz, parm, Italian sausage (you may know it as fennel sausage) and dusted with garlic powder

How many impeachments would it take? Vance will continue this unabated

Dammit. Kai literally made people eat hats by doing what seemed impossible earning the nickname The German Juggernaut. He also an utterly lovely person with a great -- albeit acridly dry -- sense of humor. We lost one of the all time greats. Fuck cancer.

These might look dumb and I don’t care in the slightest because my glasses no longer slip

Nothing makes things easier to ignore and move on than people leaving in the prompts on shit. I dgaf what the Plagerism Machine does. I care what YOU do.

Food service Arcade House cleaning Video game store Graphic artist

The world deserves a better fine point Sharpie that actually lasts

Dodge this.

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Reminder you can sign up now and lock in a set of these over at patreon.com/tappytoeclaws 👀

Exactly 10 minutes

My month-long sale on prints is finally coming to an end! Prints are signed and sent directly from my studio - find one on sale today: Aaronbmiller.com/prints

Welcome, as my 1st order of business as new MS CEO, kill CoPilot with fire Second, one context menu in WIndows when right clicking

Just booked my room Come see you're fav tall grumpy old guy proxy artist this March! #Shoebox2026

I fucking love that the things I loved growing up -- comics, manga, anime, sci-fi, gaming, b-movies etc etc -- have become part of the mainstream culture and people are embracing them. I just want folks to love things passionately. I hate a blank tee-shirt or hat. Love something.