THREAD. A collection of notes I have made about my dad in my notebook. 1. My mum almost kills TV presenter Monty Don.

So glad that country of free speech is going to stop me visiting because of social media

immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes

Again, since certain people can't wrap their heads around this pretty simple concept: If you voted for Kamala, you helped Kamala. If you voted for Trump, you helped Trump. If you voted 3rd Party, you helped Trump. If you stayed home, you helped Trump.

Realest post I’ve seen in a while

Well that’s bullshit

All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI. I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".

Summertime at last

The Clippers have 99 problems but Chris Paul being on that roster isn’t one of them

WTF are the Clippers doing?

oh come ON

Turns out those Sleepy Joe accusations were yet another confession.

I got to thinking: "What if it's not about the contradiction between the Hernandez pardon and the air strikes, but about the consistency between them?" As President of Honduras, he used the power of the government to go after certain cartels—primarily the rivals of the Sinaloa Cartel, with whom he

Trump allowed 17 members of the Sinaloa cartel into the US. In May he commuted the 6x life sentences of the leader of the Gangster Disciples, most notorious drug trafficking & murderous street gang in the US. Now Honduran drug trafficker Hernandez. Is Trump setting up his own drug corridor?

I really will never *ever* understand why these weirdos (derogatory) have such a boner for the r-word. Honestly what sort of tiny, miserable little heart do you have??

i don’t know anything else about this guy but i respect his game

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

New oxymoron just dropped: "KFC bánh mì"

Sussan Ley Says Hanson Has Finally Gone Too Far After One Nation Senator Wears Joy Division Burqa to Parliament

Nobody has the balls to stand up to this traitorous liar. “Home of the brave,” my ass.

Commenting on something Trump posted online by saying that it was likely written by someone else adds nothing to the conversation. I don't give a rat's ass how Trump authors the content he publishes under his name—if he published it, he said it. Stop focusing on conspiracy theories about authorship.

Weirdest thing about Trumps rant is that he forgets that his voter base lives in a third world country that’s dressed up wearing a Gucci handbag

From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.

Is he going to add a statue of him on his knees before Abe next?

So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.

Pauline’s tacking the important issues that affect everyone in Australia again I see. #whatatwat

We are living inside an episode of South Park aren't we?

“No, you hang up first.”

Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.

Zohran has done more for America in 3 weeks than Chuck Schumer has done his entire career.

Pretty easy to pick on MTG after her heel turn, but ultimately don’t we want and haven’t we been asking for people like that to see past the smoke screen of MAGA and call it out? There’s plenty of things still left to get on her about, but this should be left alone.

Someone needs to photoshop Mandani in next to the dog

Exclusive video of Stephen Miller's reaction to the lovefest between Mamdani and Trump in the Oval Office today:

Lmfao at how smitten Trump is

fellas if she’s not looking at you like this she’s not the one

MAGA: "Ha ha ha ha! New York City just elected a socialist. We are going to turn Zohran Mamdani into the face of the Democratic Party, a bogeyman, and a weight around the necks of all Democrats! Stupid play, suckers!" TRUMP: "Mamdani is wonderful. He's going to make a great mayor." MAGA: "What???"

This is the most Australian thing I have seen all week and it's a mood

As was predicted. 🤬

Imagine if Comey had been this fucking effective about prosecuting Trump.

I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files. 1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired

Oh my god i didnt even process the connection between Current Events and my username until this MOMENT lmaooo

Aug. 2016: "We must also screen out any [immigrants] who believe that Sharia law should supplant American law" Sept. 2025: "London, where you have a terrible mayor... it’s been so changed. Now they want to go to sharia law" Today: Let's heed what Saudi theocrats have to say on transgender rights

“Sorry, it’s in the courts for a very serious Democrat reason. Y’all should have asked last week”

Whoa… 😳

I’m uneasy about what has caused this sudden shift from Trump and the Republican majorities of both houses of Congress. It’s hard not to feel like we’re being played.

I, being the eternal pestomist, think the files will already have every Trump reference deleted. I wish we would get the documentation of truth, but I don't think we will. My heart stands with the victims.

Trump saying release the Epstein files told you he’d already fixed the game and his statement was going to be a talking point for the MAGA morons. “See! Trump wanted them released!” And here we are.

Why would Jeffrey Epstein kill himself in jail if he had this much leverage of the one person who could give him a full pardon?