Men invented the workplace so who is the real problem here?

I think the Timberwolves should make that court permanent.

Let them eat cake

I wonder what they are talking about today on the Jeremy Renner app.

If you die and your wife doesn't grift off your death like Erika Kirk does, is it really love?

Happy #NCBD 🦇🦇🦇

MAGA chuds are really mad today.

This election night feels like we went from Andor to A New Hope.

America needed this speech by Mamdani

This election night is too woke

The real story of this election night is the turnout. Massive percentage jumps for the Dems over 2024.

Ah, hopescrolling. I forgot this feeling.

You just had to be there.

At least you still have Katy Perry, Canada.

World’s Finest

Decided to go dressed as Merrick Garland for Halloween so I’m just gonna sit on my hands for the rest of the day.

I’m honestly surprised he hasn’t indicted Hillary, Obama, or Biden yet.

I love how delusional Rahm Emmanuel is that he thinks he has any shot of winning a Presidential election, let alone a single primary, in the modern Democratic party. It will be fun to watch his fall though.

4 months at @dc.com today, still as excited about this job today as I was on day one.

Daniel Warren Johnson doesn’t miss.

The Ghost posts on Threads has to be the dumbest "big" update by one of the platforms in a while.

If Mamdani wins I'll be sad because he'll be Mayor of NYC and not LA.

Trump’s greatest trick was making some Americans forget about his first term.

It’s still wild to me that the World Cup is happening next year as if everything were still normal in this country.

A Democratic Senator should hold a filibuster by reading Virginia Giuffre's entire memoir on the floor.

The NBA aired on NBC on Tuesday, ESPN on Wednesday, and all major news networks on Thursday.

I’m convinced Cuomo has a humiliation fetish at this point

The White House looks like a terrorist attacked it and you could make the case that one did.

"You don't live in Maine, shut up about Graham Platner" No, but I live in America and the decisions of the US senate affect me & everyone else who lives here.

Graham Platner is this election cycle’s Sinema and Fetterman.

if only Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris got the amount of grace given by some "progressives" to a man with nazi tattoo.

Mamdani hasn’t been elected yet and he’s already driving criminals out of New York.

Problem solved

Whichever country loses the World Series gets to keep Katy Perry.

What a wild start to the COTA sprint race, holy shit! #F1

"The swastika is an optical illusion" is the new Twinkie defense.

Privilege is thinking you can sit the next election out because it won’t affect you.

It's funny that people that look like this feel they are part of the "superior race". His combover doesn't even make sense.

Every so often I rewatch Job Stewart’s infamous appearance on Crossfire just to feel something

Would mixing the original Four Loko recipe and Panera Charged Lemonade cancel each other out?

Oh for fuck's sake, someone just give him a Nobel Peace Prize so he can shut the fuck up

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Ranch dressing feels good in a place like this

The only Sora I trust

This was wonderful @alexwinter.com!

I find it interesting that Trump hasn’t dared fuck around with New York when it comes to the national guard and ICE.

Michigan Avenue right now.

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