Well @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social is always good value but I love his latest piece on the completely fake "Farage banned from Desert Island Discs!" story. The sooner people realise that the Mail makes stuff up the better. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/...

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

Ultrasonic cleaning time.

Trapped. Again

Removing polymerised oil from the hob. Exciting stuff.

Don't let the smell of another country's seamen put you off from buying used.

it has come to my attention that busytown is anti pig

look how much craftsmanship we've lost in clothing in just a hundred years

I added Swan Lake ballet music

Aaaaand it just blew, and briefly caught fire . . .

School day!

Faaaaark! Another

Third one in as many nights . . .

Arrrrghhhh! More fucking mice. This one is 140mm from nose to tail base; that's not normal surely

The Next Generation Of Car Lovers Are Turning Against SUVs In Favor Of Sedans carbuzz.com/kids-want-se...

Who ever does these tests needs to be struck off the medical register.

(sound on for full effect) Chapman State Park near Clarendon, PA is home to Chapman Lake, which is home to a group of energetic North American river otters (Lontra canadensis) that like to host a midnight rave / leaf frolic. Not sure where they plug the speakers in.

Arrrrghhhh! More fucking mice. This one is 140mm from nose to tail base; that's not normal surely

A watched pot.

Ma'am, it's Canada doing awesome Canuck stuff again... @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/kP5uL...

Big morning barking at the carpet shampooing machine, time for rest.

The Squamish people of what is now Vancouver were illegally dispossessed of their land 100 years ago. They sued, got the land back, and used their sovereignty to ignore local zoning and build 6,000 new homes over the loud objections of nearby wealthy NIMBYs. Now other tribes are getting in the game.

Put your hand up if you’re a jobseeker who has spoken with Amanda Rishworth. #AusPol

I, for one, support the rebel Pam Bondi thyroid cells and their revolutionary zeal!

It be bee time.

Shades of Schnauzer.

Looking Autumnal.

& what do we have in Australia, for those abused in a literal act of piracy by these *dearest of friends* of our Prime Minister & of our Foreign Minister? We have our national broadcaster interrogating survivors as if the ABC's Sarah Ferguson is the Barrister for iZrael. Boy, Hasbara really works!

Studying this for Pointless.

This is very weird. Why isn't he topless in jeans?

"So what do you do at the abattoir?"

"You just keep kicking me. I know I'm gonna lose my job. I've done the wrong thing. There's people watching that are gonna get heaps of joy out of this. F***ing good times. I've admitted to everything. You've had me here for four days." roflmao

WT absolute F?

Follow up article to How To Dispose Of That Billionaire's Body You "Found" In The Salon.

S'truth. ~Ruth.

Cue Richard Burton narration.

I feel a bit bad because I'm not into killing things But I went into the pantry. It ran across my feet. The only weapon I had at hand was the vacuum. Closed the door. We battled . . . He/she sucked

Just vacuumed up a mouse. Quite the chonk too.

As I already do all the cooking and most of the cleaning; can I just meet a tradewife, someone who can do all the DIY jobs my shitty body won't let me do anymore.

Cells called macrophages can devour living cancer cells – and may hold the key for successful treatment.

Otto's been out of sorts all morning, culminating in another seizure after a month being seizure free. Now resting.

Every couple months I check in on the latest Adrian Chiles articles and I’m always absolutely blown away. These are all from the last couple months. The man is operating at an incredibly high level.

Tonight’s second dumb napkin cartoon…

if you were a true FEMINIST you wouldn't be posting about burger posting

A watched pot.

I wrote about why governments must stop relying upon Facebook and X/Twitter to communicate vital disaster information to the public a while back - unfortunately, this issue is only getting worse. You can do something about it: write to your local authorities and demand they change their approach.

This is so joyful to watch! 👀 Stephen Colbert and Bette Midler dancing with his staff members! 💃🕺💃🕺 I loved this so much and miss him so much already! 😅 #USDemocracy #Pinks

In chemistry, a supersaturated solution is one where you've kept adding a solute to a liquid beyond where the liquid can dissolve everything. All it takes is a nucleation site / seed crystal for the solution to rapidly (sometimes violently) crystalize. Unrelatedly, the US has more guns than people.