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Happy Easter everybody!!!!!!!!!!

After five days in the fridge, it's pizza night.

via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon

In 2021, Josh Frydenberg appeared on the same episode of Sky News Australia as Lauren Southern, a US commentator who advanced the anti-semitic "great replacement" conspiracy theory

Orange, ginger, and juniper sauce pre-prepping for tomorrow's duck.

Brand's becoming even more right-wing.

Grub's up. Kofta, tabouleh, and hommus with sriracha.

Try *that* Orcas

That biggest most powerful battleship ever looks more corvette sized . . . in fact it looks mighty similar to the Corvette Comandante Foscari of the Italian Navy

Incredible story. Garmin has a feature in some of their new glass cockpit systems that can detect if a pilot becomes unresponsive. This weekend it activated in a non-test scenario for the first time www.flightradar24.com/blog/aviatio...

So close . . .

But I can see you Your bronze helm shining in the sun And there's Gilgamesh with scale armor on, baby And I can tell you and Enkidu will still be strong After the boys of Sumer have gone

FYI, if you're outside the US, you can come here and just collect $3,000

!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

Here's a link to a copy of the 60 Minutes CECOT story that got spiked by Bari Weiss:

Being stuck in custody for his favourite holiday on January 26. lmao

Ah yes Albanese should have done more about hate speech say the LNP. Hold on. I’m being show a video..

An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼

Richard Warby still remembers the day his local community piled into a mini-bus bound for Long Bay Jail to pay a fine and release his father, who was locked up for the bizarre crime of baking bread on a weekend.

The 5D chess is guy proud he can ID a giraffe like any preschooler.

Felafel.

My thought today was that 90% of the redacted names that weren’t Epstein’s victims or Trump himself were just potential targets of Trump blackmail.

And tabouleh . . .

Fresh hommus: Tick

New filter time.

Keeping in mind republicans' amazing incompetence, has anyone tried switching the background to white?

11, guess I should be happy with that.

Welp, nothing to see here . . . lmao

This is legit the plot to the Long Walk. Glad we’re fucking making the god damn Hunger Games, Jesus fucking Christ. We gonna do a god damn lottery to pick the special boy and girl form each district, I mean state?

We have an opening for "big cat trainer." Must be faster than our previous big cat trainer.

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

I regret to inform you the conservatives are taking about children's genitalia. Yet again. Unsurprisingly.

Max is relax.

Another warm one

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Brother just left an hour and a half after "dropping over" despite many hints about needing to start dinner.

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Some good news.

Hahahahahahahaha. Fingers crossed he carks it on camera.

That's *one* shelf done.

Thank Grabthar for air conditioning.

From back when when danger was easily quantified and quaint

From the archives: He was so small!

9:00 am Could be a hot 'un

Just licking the carpet . . . again.

Dinner started: twice cooked pork belly

No wonder conservatives hate her

Female(?) Powerful Owl in a Brisbane conservation area this morning. This was a new and unexpected roost for the POwl, so it was good to get new information on this pair that we know quite well. #brisbane #birds #wildoz