Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

I paused, out of breath. The Void had taken all my frustrated screaming and absorbed it. "I'm sorry," I whispered. "You must have heard all this before, countless times." 'only you,' said the Void, 'scream your frustration like you do' I took a deep breath to resume, then smiled. "Thanks."

I want to signal boost the issues raised in this YouTube video youtu.be/djluF6f7J3I?...

It's past time for Ukraine to get NATO membership, #NATO soldiers in Ukraine & full weaponry support. Great news source on the Russian imperial war against Ukraine from Jake Broe. I Follow back #NAFO. #SupportUkraine #SupportDemocracy #SlavaUkraini www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6SL...

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Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

Dearest sweetest ever so precious AI, please do go fuck yourself up with a baseball ball bat wrapped in barbed wire...

We don't "turn to feminism" #Feminism is not a "niche" movement all women have a right to thrive, not just survive Why do Women need labels? Why does patriarchal society keep framing us as a "problem" FUCK THE PATRIARCHY #patriarchy #language

The actual secret to why I know stuff is that I ask a question any time I don’t understand literally anything. I don’t care how simple it is. Anybody who makes fun of you for asking a simple question likely doesn’t know the answer either

Note to self: Buy zipties off the Dark Web Evidence entered at my trial: My note to self My defense: I don't know how they can even call themselves the Dark Web your honor

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What’s the best way for individuals to help support the people of Kharkiv currently, Olga? ❤️‍🩹

"non a fetish, justa sportza washing isa where tha money is" every single FIFA president evva...

Kaaa Poweeeee I'm putting my name on a list for some VERY cheap gaming graphics cards that do an amazing job at 4K ray tracing

I mean, if you’re not downing five million spiders a night, do you even has penis?

Gen Z and the one after it are going to have a lot in common with with my Nonnas generation that survived and thrived through the the Great Depression. It will be harder than you can imagine and you will will have the most amazing stories to tell your grandchildren #climate #aibubble #subprimefintec

state thugs pour bleach into street vendors food.

In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

yet another occasion when I wish that Marjorie's space lasers were operational and available Fine print time once again... it's satire.... but not at the level of Colbert or Kimmel

Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.

if they were plates on a vehicle; Flock would call it a match.

The pilots are right to be concerned. Extrajudicial murder is murder.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

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I'm not asking people to match me, but please consider our Palestinian siblings as tents are rent by wind and hail and the winter is fast approaching. These storms will only continue. Please. Donate only if you can. Spread the word if you cannot. #GazaAid 🍉 chuffed.org/project/help...

People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time

Mama Raven is a new hero of mine 👇

I wonder why this was included in the files #epsteinfiles #epsteinestatefiles #houseoversightepstein

Dear Young Manager of the Little Caeser's Pizza, I know, honey, I know you're just telling me how much you love to read history and some folks say it's getting pretty bad here and you agree, but you say (as I'm waiting another minute for my order to be ready), that people should come here legally or

everyone must stand alone...

Michael Wolff's reputation in my thoughts has devolved from journalist down through writer and further downwards through fantasist to Epstein aide

...and then she was transferred to minimum security. Of course, she said that. Epstein miraculously hung himself in his cell in a video blind spot. You think she's stupid? She tells the truth, she ends up hung in her cell next.

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

best episode ever... I nearly died from the straining

Second there are years of media commentary about Trump encouraging an attack before the broadcast. So how would a Panorama programme, in Florida, have influenced an average member of the public?

3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.

He is more scared of losing than he is of being unhappy