Thank you for the reminder to stop doom scrolling and get out of bed so I can perform the necessary personal improvements that allow me to do things like leave the house and go to work; my colleagues don't know it but they appreciate your efforts 😂😂😂

I am a mere government drone (and a state-level one at that) so maybe I'm just not sophisticated enough to understand the vast workings of the federal government, but if it shuts down temporarily wouldn't there be a temporary work stoppage due to budget shortfalls, rather than permanent layoffs?

Virginia Giuffre’s brother, Sky Roberts: “These are your politicians. Your bankers. The wealthy and powerful. It shouldn’t be up to survivors to release this list. It’s time for the government to protect the people - not the rich men financing this coverup.” #OpDeathEaters #3E

Leader of the free world.....💙💛

I have reached peak ADHD level today. Talking to my boss on a video chat, with a book playing in the background, reading an email, with Pink Pony Club running on a loop inside my head. And yes, I took my meds today 😂

What you are feeling right now is what we felt in 95’…

Hang the banner.

If we go with the theory that we entered the darkest timeline when the Cubs won the World Series, it feels right that the Mariners succeeding would be the thing to correct that. (I'm not even a baseball fan.)

Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

I have been a @mariners.com fan since 1978. I was in 2nd grade. I am now almost 53. I will love the 1995 and 2001 teams for every minute of the rest of my life. But this? This is...I don't have the words. I hope Niehaus is up there on his big puffy cloud cheering his butt off 🥰 #TridentsUP ⚾❤️🔱

Ok now I'm crying 😭😭😭

CAL EFFING RALEIGH!!!!!! Tell me again how a switch-hitting catcher, on a team 1000+ miles from their nearest competitor, hitting SIXTY home runs, does not deserve the MVP. I'll wait.

This is my surprised face 😶

So let me get this straight. Shooter puts anti-ICE messaging on rounds but shot detainees, not officers?

IMPORTANT UPDATE I still do not know who is placing the #StairwellStickers, but it appears that maintenance may have given up on the attempt to squash this vital expression of free speech as stickers are now being added to the stair in question prior to previous sticker removal.

I'm so happy

HE DARES TO HIT CAL RALEIGH?!?!?!? Oh no sir. Not around here.

Cheeto's folks are BIG mad about that escalator thing 😂

🧵CDC, last wk the admin tried to force people with telework reasonable accommodation for disabilities back into the office without notice. It was our union (AFGE 2883) that put this illegal action on hold & will be challenging it in court You can join the union here: join.afge.org/L2883 More info 👇

Once you submitted to the bully, you've taught him to keep on bullying. You've reinforced his pathological behavior. If you haven't learned to say, "Fuck you!" – now is the time.

The closure of New Jersey PBS is a loss for all of us who live here. Their programming benefits all New Jerseyans young and old. I’ll continue to stand up to the attacks on public broadcasting and support local networks in Jersey and across the country.

If you seek medical advice from a 14-year heroin addict – like him, you may also have a dead nematode in the pilot's seat.

Some of them took livestock medication, and it shows.

If Disney had any balls, and just a bit of integrity, they’d tell Nexstar to pound salt, and then pull the ABC broadcast rights from them.

Let's be clear: no one should be taking medical advice from the man who told Americans to inject bleach. To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat. And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.

What a country.

Regrettably I have fallen behind in posting the most recent #StairwellSticker offerings. Behold.

Where did you study all this goodly speech?

Hie thee to hell for shame, and leave this world, Thou cacodemon, there thy kingdom is.

The @shakespeare.lol account is the best thing on the Internet, said she who majored in English literature.

Is not your father grown incapable Of reasonable affairs? Is he not stupid With age and alt’ring rheums? Can he speak? Hear? Know man from man?

He is an absolute fucking lunatic.

So Sinclair is your affiliate deal with ABC like the standard deals when I was in local TV? If you choose NOT to air any ABC show, ABC gets to offer it to another station in your market(s)? In other words you just gave a network show to one of your rivals in 86 markets?

When you work from home on Tuesdays, and today is Tuesday, but you forgot you have to go into the office for a little bit so you didn't get out of bed and you start work in 8 minutes, you might be having the morning that I am having right now 😳

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Weird. He and I rarely agree on anything yet here we are 😂

I'm glad Kimmel will be back on the air. I'm also not reinstating my subscriptions. FAFO, billion dollar conglomerates! 🖕

@nbcnews.com fix your headline please 🤬

Anger symptoms tends to become more pronounced in the middle to later stages of dementia due to being outed as a notorious child sex trafficker and rapist with the lowest approval rating in Presidential history.

Actual footage of Logan Gilbert, JP Crawford, and Cal Raleigh today.