I don't believe in the Devil, but alcohol is the devil. Why do humans do this? I hate it. How can I be truly drunk and STILL have a headache? Weed is better.

California, we have the power to stop election rigging, right now! Did you get your ballot in? I did and so did my entire family. Remind everyone you know. 👊🏽 #Prop50VoteYes

I'm a single issue voter now, my issue: revenge

Einsteins theory has been proven.

The oppressed do not and will never owe the oppressor empathy, sympathy, or compassion.

"Some men improve the world only by leaving it." -Oscar Wilde

Some people have a karma chameleon, I have a komodo of consequences.

I may look like a potato, but we make good snacks.

Knowledge of the Day: a Queerf is a gay anal queef.

The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. The promises we make to our friends and showing up as found family is more powerful than a vague sense of responsibility because you share blood.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse. -Brendan Behan

It seems like there used to be more aneurysms. We should bring those back, I'll go first.

ozzy osbourne dies everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)" hulk hogan dies everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"

Be the person that Terry Pratchett would have believed you to be.

It's important to always remember that Flavor Flav had three separate reality shows to find a new wife, and then went back to his baby mama.

<Sob laugh>

made a thing. you know what time it is when only the rich have rights.

At this age, I’m no longer afraid of failing in public, so here’s a quick #demo I recorded to see if this #KimDeal song is a good fit for me. All vocals are mine; the #music is the original track. I’ve been bedridden this past month w/extra pain, but singing helps me push through. Thoughts welcome!

Call me old fashioned, but I don't flirt with people I'm not trying to have sex with. I mean, I can be flirt-Y, and I like giving people compliments. But I don't want to lead people on either and so I have a line with flirting that I don't cross unless, you know, bow chicka bow wow. Did that change?

June 14, we have a simple message: No thrones. No crowns. No violence. #NoKings 🔗 social.demcast.com/s/V7jp92K1

I turn 42 at the end of this month, and I hope that means I find the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. But just to hedge my bets, I'm going to find a great restaurant and go eat with friends.

I like to think that the difference between America and WWII Germany is that eventually, we're gonna get mad as hell and not take this shit anymore.

If you don't know me, you don't deserve me. If you can't see me, that's not my problem. I'm a fucking wizard king, and it's time to stop dating slutty peasants. Till your eggplant field, peasant. I'm busy making a new world with my magic.

The flaccid limpness of despair will not envelop me. "Fuck you!" I scream to the chasm as it crumbles at the edge. If I cannot stand tall, I will sit. If my seat slides out from under me, I will grip the earth until I bleed. I will fight, because the alternative is nothing.

I live with my heart a foot outside my chest, and I always have. I don't know how to play it cool or to be a dick to people I care about. I don't know how to play games and pretend I don't feel what I do. I'm over apologizing for who I am what what I feel. I deserve love, not just a FWB.

Allies, as Pride Month begins we need to remember what year this is, and drop the corny shit like "Love is love" and "Love always wins" this go around. What we need to be saying instead is, "Trans and Queer people are in danger, and I will do everything in my power to protect them."

Real wisdom is seeing the world for what it is and choosing to be silly anyway.

I rarely post my wins, and I gotta get better about that. The woman I traumadumped on is still interested, and I am grateful for her kindness. I found a therapist I used to see, we meet on Thursday, she's great. And my PS5 is getting fixed next week. See? It's not ALL sad.

Start every day with this reality: EVERY HOUSE SEAT and 33 Senate seats are up for election in 2026. THAT must be the focus. Let’s get disciplined. #LeaveNoPowerOnTheTable ballotpedia.org/United_State...

If you're not the kind of man women who have been brutalized feel safe around, you're doing it wrong.

An old HS friend reconnected with me tonight. I wanted to tell her, "I've been at war. I've been fighting demons, but now I know their names. I have been breaking curses, but now I have amulets. My sword has broken SO many times, but now I know how to forge better ones."

The fight for democracy is the fight of our generation. It may not be the battle we wanted, but it is the one we face. The state of our democracy and the future of our country depends on our willingness to take risks, ignore the naysayers, weather setbacks and fight fiercely for democracy.

Boycotting large chains is a privilege. Protesting is a privilege. Moving States or countries is a privilege. Prepping is a privilege. Growing your own food is a privilege. Stockpiling meds is a privilege. Far too many of the “solutions” to fascism are inaccessible to many disabled people.

Do you think Tennyson was right? Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?

Oops, I traumadumped on her and probably blew it. Guess it's time to get back into therapy lol

Reno is the Denny's of cities.

DEMOCRATS WOULD BE WISE TO PAY ATTENTION TO THIS… There’s a new alignment happening and it’s not about left or center. Rank-and-file Dems want two things: 📌Leaders who stand with workers 📌And who stand up to Trump If you’re not doing either, expect to get primaried. Watch…

Sex is just an activity, but intimacy is a pursuit.

I love women that are forces of nature. Buffet me with your gale force winds, I will stand with arms open and lean closer. Flood me with who you are, I know when to float and when to dive. Your ash and brimstone don't scare me, I will climb to the top and whisper how beautifully hot you are.

I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain. GET IN MAH BELLY!

I have a date tonight, wish me sexy luck

Cats just have a little walnut for a brain, and they use the whole thing for manipulation and mayhem.

My PS5 won't turn on, and the thread I'm hanging by just got that much thinner.

I can't remember a time when I didn't hate myself, and I learned that from my mom. There has never been a time I believed in myself, and my mom taught me that. I have never felt like I deserved happiness, and my mom showed me that. Happy Mother's Day to every mom who is better than mine.

Every day I get new followers, but none of you like or share anything on my feed. Why do you follow me? Where did you come from? Am I on a list or something? Why are you here?