We couldn’t just have Nazis overthrowing democracy Oh no We gotta have Nazi *pedophiles* overthrowing democracy Who are also trying to starve the most vulnerable Republicans really just going to keep doubling down on pure evil like an Indiana Jones villain

Trump raped trafficked girls Gaetz raped a homeless girl Megyn Kelly thinks her 14 year old daughter is of an age that it’s ok to be raped by someone 2-3x her age Minors can’t consent Statutory rape is rape These are ghouls Not people

If I see the phrase “underage women” one more time Imma lose my godamned mind. A woman is by definition an adult. Sexually mature “Underage women” isn’t a thing Words matter GIRLS CHILDREN Your President raped children Yay about the government reopening though… I guess

I’m not saying that EVERYONE who voted against releasing the Epstein files is definitely in them That would be ridiculous I’m saying that if they aren’t them personally, they are just protecting someone who is Congratulations, Rep. Adelita Grijalva! Long overdue and straight down to business!

So….. about those Epstein files?

Non-political post of the day (at least it should be) I help to stock a food pantry ~It is my heart~ Today, thanks to autumn garden donations- I have at least 100 individually packaged ready-meals for families who need them AND enough garden clearings/scraps to do my animals for weeks!

He gave that man bad drugs, didn’t he?

The most powerful city of the most powerful country in the entire world just spoke We listened Thank you, New York #MayorMamdani

Republicans are getting absolutely gutted Anyone wanna poke their head into Twitter and see how the Nazis are holding up? Or do we want to wait until the NYC Mayor race makes it official?

I’m obsessed with the NYC Mayor race for all the right reasons but also Gov. Abbot promised ‘100% tariff’ on anyone moving from NYC to Texas after the election Which implies Texans are going to begin purchasing New Yorkers because that’s how tariffs work Are we taking wholesale prices? Retail?

“I could smell the onions and the mustard” BHAHAHAHA The fact that MULTIPLE jurors weren’t excused for ugly-face snot laughing is proof that the rule of law is dead in America We are our own satire

Hello, yes How does one acquire an aloof wife, please?

Someone stole all the marigolds and pepper plants off my ofrenda at work! WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! This has to be an ignorant white person Have fun hosting the ghost of my mother in law, pendejo #DiaDeLosMuertos

Say what you will about our Vice President But that man has gone from fucking couches to fucking Charlie Kirk’s widow in just two months! What a glow-up! Those tight leather pants probably looked like an over-stuffed arm rest to him but at least our man has a type!

The ominous scratching noises coming from my floor this morning were not souls of the dead or restless spirits of Halloween Guess who went out of town and left my basement light on and door wide open for a whole week? And how do I politely evict a mama opossum with her joeys? Or do I just…..not?

Hey guys? Even if the courts do step in and SNAP payments are delivered on time can we still keep up this energy? Helping each other Looking out for our community Planning and networking Let’s not wait until the next crisis Let’s keep this

It’s Halloween and I’m a ghost! This was practically my Pride month and not even a single one of you wished me well!!!

Stop calling it a Constitutional crisis The crisis was Jan 6 This is a coup It’s only going to remain relatively bloodless for so long Please start preparing now

I’ve reached the level of Bluesky where I see my typos and stray apostrophes and just no longer care Haunted posts with hardly any engagement? They are staying up* Yeah, I’m letting it all hang out like a scrotum dangling from comfy gym shorts *probably going to delete this later

If you aren’t hungry, irritable and scared in the coming days…you definitely know people who will be. Even if you don’t know or even think that they are High functioning poverty is a thing This is the time for grace You don’t know who just lost 1/3 of their meals and all foreseeable showers

I will never hate anyone enough to wish that their kids’ go hungry Never Ever

I’m not usually one to fan-goat but I literally had to take a minute and sit myself down You will always be my fabulous internet Uncle, @georgetakei.bsky.social

Reminder: There is no such thing as an “ICE costume” for Halloween You are just a racist in shitty stolen valor cosplay who smells like Chick Fil A Not even Popeyes Chick Fil A

Findhelp.org Maybe not now Maybe not you But someone somewhere needs to see this Findhelp.org People shouldn’t go hungry Or unhoused Or unmedicated Or without legal representation Or without mental health services Or….. Findhelp.org We are all we have

I feel it should go without saying but: Ffs electing more Nazis to defend our country against already-elected Nazis just results in more Nazis Positive net of Nazi

Didn’t think I’d see “Bernie Sanders defends Nazi Tattoo Guy” in the news but 2025 just keeps on giving

The Com just published (independently confirmed) identities, phone numbers, business addresses and in some cases personal addresses of 680 DHS employees, 190 Justice Department officials and 170 FBI agents involved in ICE abductions Would be a shame if that info made it to the cartels Such a shame.

Welp that’s a terrifying spending summary Why does ICE need guided missiles and chemical weapons? Things certainly gets more not-ok each day in America

So that picture going around of the East Wing being bulldozed wasn’t a metaphor or The Onion? Ooohhhh boy, America!

I go by they/them NOT because I identify as non-binary I go by they/them because I DON’T identify I’ma dead goat. I don’t carry ID Come back with a warrant

Hello, yes I attended a Soros sanctioned protest in my designated section. How do I go about collecting my payment? Thank you for your attention to this matter! -Dead Antifa Goat

I’m only going to do 2 per town (of my fav shots) so I don’t clog your feed This is from a little place located in the river lands of Washington state Very red territory Very brave people And squids

Someday America will be safe enough for me to do a face reveal #NoKings But not today So- I’m heading to some small town protests in red areas Leaving this device behind but will be back tonight with some (carefully scrubbed) pics Be safe out there!

Freeing George Santos is just the appetizer to Ghislaine Maxwell

I wish I had the humanity to feel compassion for Mitch McConnell but he was a major player in destroying this nation. If given half a chance I’d gladly headbutt him down a flight of stairs and consider it my civic duty

Instead of paying our troops the salaries they are owed we are *checks notes * shutting down I5 to shoot missiles at nothing You know In appreciation of their military service At least healthcare workers get a pizza party when they are knowingly being exploited by management

Mike Johnson is a much bigger betrayal to the US Constitution than Trump could ever hope to be Because Johnson is literate And has actually read the document If there was actually a Hell they both deserve it…but Johnson gets the top bunk

Today I am both deeply joyful for the hostages and their families while also mourning the destruction of Gaza Complex creatures can hold many emotions at once

Anyone in the PNW want to join a protest and after party with me? The after party is usually a bonfire on the water Or hospital for inhalation irritants Or sometimes the back of an unmarked vehicle (but we usually are released within an hour) But then we all meet up at the bonfire for beer & snacks

Reason #46458 Why I Couldn’t Sleep Last Night My toes felt too close together I could feel my them touching each other

You don’t have to be a historian You don’t have to be a scholar All that matters: The people who intentionally target journalists and aid workers are the bad guys Full stop

So tempted to change my handle to 💕Antifa’s Girlfriend💕

While America really shouldn’t be hosting military bases of evil Middle Eastern regimes, if we ABSOLUTELY MUST I can think of no better place to put it than Idaho Next Napoleon Dynamite movie is gunna be lit #Qatar #Idaho

The US Government is currently at a halt because rich pedophiles are protecting other rich pedophiles But it’s trans people and drag queens destroying the nation

To any and all Deities out there, hear my one and only prayer Please watch over and protect Dolly Parton We still need her here I’ll never ask anything from Yous ever again #GetWellDolly #DollyParton

Constitutional lawyers, immigration lawyers, and historians are not ok in America rn If you know anyone in these fields, check in on them.

Blue states need to form a coalition that invests HEAVILY in state security. California is the 4th largest economy in the world with a HUGE armed security industry. For every National Guard they are forced to send they can easily afford two or three private officers to counter

Anyone who zip ties a toddler or carries out a strike on a fishing vessel is a just monster enabled by bigger monsters

You can really gauge the health of a nation by the giddy calls of “Please let him be dead” every consecutive morning their attention-whore leader is missing from public view.

It’s fun that the people who mocked “soy-boys” are now begging the government for welfare because they can’t sell their mono crop soybeans Dipshits