Seems there was no rapture this morning My day is ruined

Tylenol causes autism and the Rapture is scheduled for tomorrow My god these people will come up with ANYTHING to distract from the Epstein list

The influx of Charlie Kirk memorial tourists to Phoenix crashed Grindr over the weekend There isn’t even a joke in that It’s factually true Honestly, I blame Grindr They should have learned after the RNC…. and every Republican gathering since It keeps happening for a reason

I wish I had a subscription to Disney just so I could cancel it

The right is going to keep canceling comedians until we get an American Zelenskyy

It’s 2038 The Kirkultists (worshippers of the AI Charlie Kirk megachurches) have declared war on Cascadia and the Free States. Though well funded by New Moscow, they will inevitably fall due to climate change related weather events, contagious diseases, and diabetes.

If your self proclaimed enemies are anti fascist, WTF are you? Exactly

One side cancelled Jimmy Kimmel for showing a clip of the President These aren’t normal times These are the prequels to very bad times

America is an exact Venn diagram overlap of The Onion and Black Mirror rn.

This is real and irreversible, now. If you or someone you love is of a vulnerable class such as trans, DACA, undocumented, ect please PLEASE start making arrangements to get to a blue state with a strong National Guard. Do it now. The window is closing.

Super glad our lawmakers are busy voting to not release the Epstein files (which also don’t exist) so that they have more time to villainize trans people (who also didn’t shoot anyone)

Weird how folks aren’t losing their jobs because Robert Redford died. Maybe it’s because the 1st Amendment is only allowed for conservatives, now. Maybe because Redford wasn’t a bigot so people didn’t feel the need to speak out What a mystery

Non political post of the day: I just found about half a pound of weed in an old cooler. I haven’t smoked or grown in about a decade, now. (Just vape and edibles) Rabbit food? #PNWProblems

So leaders on the left are just going to be silent on the media gimping, violence inciting and passport revoking? Because that seems a whole lot like agreement by omission Charlie Kirk was one person. Why are we giving up rights for him? It’s not like he was a classroom full of kids.

One side advocated for murdering homeless people The other side fired a person for pointing out that gun violence killed a gun violence apologist This is why we are losing

Looks like legacy media is going from “WAR NOW!!!1” to “troubled youth” without so much as an apology to our trans community The 4th Estate is truly dead

That Cracker Barrel logo drama is going to last longer than the Charlie Kirk murder now that we know the shooter is a white Christian nationalist. They are going to do him like the Trump bloody ear guy

I whisper this when I turn off the auto-sprinklers for the season

Non-political post of the day (night): I was able to speak about my mentor and my dog today without vomiting or tearing up once I was alone. They died within months of each other almost 3 years ago. I’m not exactly ok but I’m getting there

Mike Pence must be big mad about conservatives decrying political violence now after they literally built gallows and tried to hang him. I actually love that for him.

USA: ……. Brazil: ……. USA: *Mouth breathing* Nice justice system you got there. How much do one of those bad boys go for, nowadays? #BolsonaroGuilty #Brazil

Charlie Kirk died doing what he loved most -listening to himself speak. After tirelessly advocating gun murders were a necessary sacrifice to uphold the 2nd amendment, Kirk now deserves the same condolences that he gave to slaughtered school children. A few thoughts. No prayers. #RIPCharlieKirk

Grim Reaper finally got one right. Now do the rapist

Really weird how US legacy media isn’t saying a whole lot about #Nepal Don’t want to be making things awkward over here, huh? (Obligatory: Burning people alive is bad. Don’t do that hmmk? But burning government buildings and multibillion corporations is not bad under the circumstances.)

If you act like a Nazi to troll the libs you are still a fucking Nazi

Someone attempted a call for what could have easily been a text. So per logic, I just threw my phone across the couch like it grew 8 legs and turned into a giant spider

At this point, no one is going to be shocked that he’s on the Epstein list. Or that there are urine vids. Or child rape vids. The ONLY question left to be confirmed is if Ivanka is in them and how much Putin paid to attain the evidence.

Non political part of the day: I’m going to be caring for this gorgeous serval and her sanctuary, next week! Expect Savannah cats and serval pics!!

Just casually watching Republicans sabotage the US economy in real time

Non-political post of the day: Steelhead is just salmon in drag and seagulls that live on lakes have given up and moved to a gated community. You’re welcome

RFK JR wants the right to endanger our communities with preventable diseases but not the right seek gender affirming care that’s proven to save lives GOP thinks botulism and measles are preferable to minding their own damn business Republicans are a death cult obsessed with what’s in your pants

Grim Reaper: ……. Rudy Giuliani: …… Americans: It’s like basketball. You touched him last so he’s yours now

Having a sandwich on the boat and I licked a smear of mayo off the back of my hand It was actually sunscreen My trust issues have reached villain era

Non-political post of the day: The earliest recorded pay slip (stub?receipt?) was from ancient Samaria and the worker was paid entirely in beer Imagine a life where the homestead met all of the daily needs and you just work a part time job to pay the family bar tab.

ICE stopped firefighters who were ACTIVELY FIGHTING A FIRE to demand ID. Then they abducted two of them. Are you proud, Washington State? (Not linking. Go search it. See my last post.)

Fuck legacy/corporate media They were supposed to be our 4th pillar of democracy Instead they’ve gone so belly up for fascism that interviewing a traumatized 5th grade mass shooting victim is preferable to running coverage on our unfolding constitutional crisis & impeding social collapse Cowards

Instead of submarines and extreme racing and all the other stupid shit they do, can’t we just cut out the middle man and sacrifice like two billionaires a year? Not in a ritual or anything. Just clean and efficient then redistribute their wealth fairly.

“Bitch couldn’t indict a sandwich” is going to be my go-to insult for incompetence from here on out. No charges for Sandwich Guy!

Flag burning laws are just the fluffers to blasphemy and political dissent laws We are about to be fucked so hard

Welp, guess we answered that definitely, America. A well-armed society cannot or will not deter corruption of power. Your guns did not keep you safe.

Donald Trump looks like exactly what you’d expect for a geriatric taking health advice from RFK JR That man has 18 months left, tops

If you can’t be a menace just be exhausting

On a two day brewery crawl in PDX in record breaking heat and people are just scrambling from one shaded area to the next like Iraqi camel spiders

I’m sad #JamesDobson died today. He should have died decades ago. In great agony. With me there to witness it. Ok, Grim Reaper, you know who to do next

Nicole Collier inspired other Texas legislators to join her in a slumber party (enforced by armed guards) at the State building last night! Vincent Perez, Gene Wu (and their armed escorts) spent the night in protest (well, the officers were ordered there) and I really feel it needs more attention

In America today: -Vaccines are bad. -Unpasteurized milk is good. -Radioactive shrimp are available for purchase at Walmart. That sum things up?

Not sure how healthy it is on the coping spectrum but I’ve really gotten into backyard ant battles lately. Super colony wars, frontline updates, troop movements. Gotta check reports every morning from some guy in the Midwest (I think) Strange but better than getting really into meth or something

World on fire? Our leaders corrupt? Forever teetering on world war? …. Still gotta put on pants Seems unfair somehow

We are now a country who literally rolls out the red carpet for war criminals Damn

Throw one sandwich and you lose your job with DOJ Attempt to overthrow the whole ass government on Jan 6 and you get a job offering with the exact same DOJ Hey guys… I think this thing is broken