Sewing service for garden drip line system? ✅ Successful barter achieved.

This. 👇 #introverts

In a matter of a couple of minutes the simple rain has turned into a storm and I can't see my neighbors now, but I'm making buttermilk biscuits while sipping on coffee so all is well. Morning.

Every time I repair something in this house I leave messages. Patched a hole in the concrete in the laundry room. Left a note saying shhh, it's watching.

To the people mad that Oklahoma has now banned child marriage, why is child marriage so important? Why is it so important to YOU specifically?

Day 3094 of wishing I had an edit button for when I realized that I have a typo after some time has passed of me posting.

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It does matter if you don't believe. They do. Enough that they use it to manipulate, poison, mock, corrupt, destroy. They use every form of spirituality for political & financial gain. For power. As corrupt as it may be. Even though it will be their demise, they still use it. So should you.

Dear white folks and those trying to pass themselves off as white (I'm looking at you cuban americans), You could have just left us the fuck alone if you hate us so damn much. Disrespectfully, Black folk

Women. Am I right? Women. Yeah that's the good stuff.

I reach out to city code folks constantly. From house stuff to lawn maintenance. They don't bullshit around and they always provide pdf copies of info I ask about without a problem. Theyve been more helpful than repair people who try to upsell you shit.

Random things I'm learning to do. It may not be perfect or pretty but it gets solved to code. Last week: re-caulking the sinks. (✅Successful) This week: re-grouting & caulking the bathroom. To-dos: caulking around window frames, fixing hinges on 2 doors, cleaning & patching outdoor plaster.

Neva eva, eva, eva

You know there is no reason you can't mod podge some dried flowers onto a light switch plate. Just saying.

What a lovely hello. I don't remember what rose this is. All I know is it grows wonderfully and smells amazing.

It's a very difficult to build a village in a community of idiots. Just walking around word vomiting without any kind of leash or muzzle or anything. People make it really really hard to like people.

I should not be reaping what you sowed. I should not be finding out when you are the one that fucked around. I should not be dealing with the consequences of your actions. This is bullshit.

You can't profit when you've destroyed everything. You can't take the money, stocks, etc into the afterlife. Once you're warm food you'll be even more insignificant than you are now. That silly ego of yours is keeping you in a delusional space where you think you can override the inevitable.

Some ways that we've been keeping cool in an old house w/ crappy windows, that may or may not help you as temps rise. 1. A working AC. We are lucky our landlord replaced our AC a couple years ago and now we can keep a steady temperature inside the house instead of hitting 90°s inside the house.

It makes me happy that people are either finding or rediscovering Anita Baker. Because Anita been that girl and still is that girl.

Believe women

I'm at the point where I'm done very easily. I just simply can't be bothered to care. I am so tired and so stressed and so drained, I don't have anything to spare that would allow me to give a shit. And that's horrible because I've always been someone who cared about it all, maybe too much.

I can't imagine being so insecure and delusional that I'd rather destroy a whole country in one form or another than evolve and stop being morally corrupt. Superior race my ass.

Sigh. The rising temps mean my outdoor time is a no go between 9/10am & 6pm. It also means extra shade cloths for the beds have to go up earlier than planned. Boo.

I've been asking why humans are cruel since I was 7...

Interesting.

Land of the free doesn't quite make sense when the leaders of said land are trying to force folks to gobble the balls of a genocidal maniac like them while simultaneously avoiding the fact they aren't free themselves because they are their bitch. An asshole "leading" a dipshit "leading" the dumb.

To all those women who keep saying fellow women shouldn't have the right to vote or make a decisions about their bodies or their education, etc l. Just know the men folk still don't like you. You're just a hole to fuck because they refuse to publicly admit deep down they would prefer other men.

You know CEOs not using their own company's product is very telling in one form or another.

May is already starting on some bullshit. We have temps in low to mid 90°s coming with feels like of 100°. 😑

Y'all want segregation so bad, make sure you realize that we are keeping everything with us. We're not helping you, we're not teaching you, we're not saving you. We'll take care of our own while you drown in your own shit. Y'all are loud, ignorant, insecure wastes of space.

Does erikkka k. keep making that face because she's pooping? She reminds me of a baby.

Black people will suffer: If they can’t vote If they have to pay a 20% If they can’t get medical care If they can’t get good jobs If they don’t get that raise If they can’t buy a home If they can’t get a loan If they can’t eat here If they can’t buy my clothes If they can’t buy this car We here!

I don't know much but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you're willing to wait in line for approaches zero

🌴☀️☕ This fucker is still standing. 😑

You should have listened to Black women. You should have listened to Black folks. You should have listened to people of color who aren't pretending to be white. May the consequences of your choices come up to meet you with open arms. Fuck y'all.

If I ever tell you that I'm going to check on my plants real quick, just know it is not going to be real quick and if you had any plans you should just go ahead and go do them on your own. *Typo check. Although some of y'all knew what I meant. 😉 🌱

Bring back receiving hours for socializing and calling cards when attempting to socialize outside of those hours.

It's time to start putting out the cooler with some cold drinks and snacks for delivery and mail folks.

News: Trophy hunter trampled to death by elephants. Me: As the Goddess wills it.

4 way lug wrench ( a solid heavy one) and a real jack (they do make small ones). Please invest (they aren't expensive) in these. Do not depend on the trash they put in cars now. Especially those without a lot of upper body strength. That wrench you can stand on to loosen lug nuts.

Males, it is almost hoochie short season so be prepared. I don't want anything else from y'all except you slutting it up in some hoochie shorts.

This was never a white country. This was never a christian country. Despite what the extremists would have you believe, it never will be.

Cloud bob is not a thing you racist twat. It's an Afro. AFRO!

You shouldn't get your leaves wet when you water the garden. Baby I live in Satan's butthole Florida, that water is dried up by the time I turn around. The leaves are fine.

Apparently owning a corgi in this house means once a month you sit down to repair all the toys she has decided to destroy. 😑

Yts: don't be a teen whore, keep your legs closed. Also Yts: we aren't having enough babies because the teens aren't getting knocked up. 🙃

He can delete the picture all he wants. We've already saved it in our evidence folders that so many of us have.

Hoopla deciding it doesn't want to be usable while I'm on wifi (my own) is a bit annoying. 🤷🏾‍♀️