My teenager is having a full grief cycle

Apparently dead Hawks are an omen/symbol of the END of your trouble and the end of a transitional period, back to good, because the predator is gone. So. Anybody seen 47 today?

My kids approve of Mountain Dew Dirty Orange Cream Soda. Oldest is home resting with eyes closed firmly. We're assuming fired from job because she had to come home, but OK, life goes on. Dead hawk still has me shook, but DNR says no harm/no fowl. Bean is closely watching the box.

Chat, real quick, is it a REALLY bad omen if there's a whole ass hawk on your back porch just dead? Like... What took down this thing and didn't eat it? Do I have a bobcat as a yard pet and it's trying to teach me to hunt? What am I supposed to do?!?!

It's totally normal for the retail job to be mad and say Oldest has to stay even though her migraine from concussion is worse and the stutter is back, because they're saying closing the store is job abandonment, right? (Laughsob)

The New York Times is reporting that Russia is hacking into Bluesky accounts to spread fabricated articles and disinformation about Ukraine. 🎁🔗

When you know you own a bag of sanded grout. But also you cannot locate said bag.

Local woman needs to look in carport closet Local woman is not entirely sure it's possible to walk INTO said closet, whose name is Jeffrey. Yes, the closer is named so when we lose words and say, "go stick that in the closet," and they reply, "which closet?," we could say, "Jeffrey." Shush.

The end of an era. Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/a...

Local woman researches to schedule medical appointment and realizes her kid can go to an internal medicine specialist she trusts... because the doctor was one of her best friends when she was nine.

Embrace imperfection 💛 [ #cuteart #pokemon #shopsmall ]

Welcome to the jungle #art #oilpainting

It's Sunday so it's time for cards! When I was writing down my Celtic cross it made absolutely no sense to me. Then I began looking up individual cards, and thinking laterally. And burst out laughing. I love it when a reading is so bizarrely accurate symbolically that it almost confuses me.

I'm reading an article on the new HBO Potter series and how it's beset with prop thieves, people quarrels/bullying. If JK can believe in magic and fairies and spells that change your shape, but she can't understand trans rights, I'm assuming it's just that the actual British fae are pissed.

I smell a TACO...

The sky is inside her 5/5 When all the sirens ceased to cry, The smoke remained inside the sky. She wore the silence like a veil — Too tired to scream, too strong to fail objkt.com/tokens/KT1M7...

Good day! Cancel 1....If you see only flesh in me, I will take it from you objkt.com/tokens/KT1M7...

Hello friends! 🫢😍 The Chronicle of Oblivion 2 Dreams slip away just like fallen petals. In this series, bodies become chronicles of memory, and flowers become its illusions....more on- objkt.com/tokens/KT1M7...

Good day friends!!! 💫💫💫 Solid 3/3 One taught the child how to survive, One taught the soul to stay alive. Between the square and sacred round, A human heart was slowly found objkt.com/tokens/KT1Xf...

Hello friends! Wrapped in someone else's mercy 5/5 You held me like a cracked marble., Like dust that can breathe. And each new layer of fabric He taught me to be silent in a new way objkt.com/tokens/KT1Xf...

I glad I can't see the future, because I would despair If we were not in it, together. Promising yourself a future is a form of magic.

Just listened to my kid, who volunteered to go in to work tomorrow to be helpful, call and ask if she can wear sunglasses so the florescent lights don't hurt because she's still healing from a mild concussion, and stuttered because, again, concussion, and I hate late stage capitalism so much.

I just walked into the kitchen in time to see youngest add maybe a cup of hot pepper juice to my spaghetti sauce. Beside him was my balsamic vinegar, garlic, onion, Italian seasoning, hot chicken seasoning, Greek seasoning, lemon pepper, and Slap your Mama Cajun blend.

Oldest moves bag off of table. I ask what's in that ADHD doom bag. Answer: 3 containers of butane for the resin work, some fabric printed with a...pattern that is extremely and hilariously yonic, and about 50 3-D printed chip clips. So. Just in case.

I'm a bad human and watched the third Good Omens. The last five minutes were good. The rest was not horrific but clearly very much busy trying to tie everything into bows as fast as possible. This is why Niel signed back into Bluesky, hoping for the adulation, I guess. But you cannot hear

Local Woman eats a sandwich and decides everything isn't actually awful

Local woman reminds self that it's normal to need two days in bed after taking a kid to the ER, we just haven't had to do that for a while so we forgot. That's the Royal We. I forgot. I need Aleve and patience.

Jeff Bezos today: “You could double the taxes I pay, and it’s not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you.” And this ⬇️ is why.

There Has Never Been an Example of Presidential Corruption Like This Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/20/o...

I asked 3 AI programs to 1) create an image of Trump being arrested by Superman, and 2) create an image of Trump being admired by supporters, with divine radiance emanating from his head. Neither Gemini, nor ChatGPT, nor Claude would draw #1. However, Gemini drew left image below, Chat, the other.

Are you free on May 30? Come to the Pgh Book Fest! Join me and many other authors at Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh – Main in Oakland. For more information, visit pittsburghbookfestival.org or follow pghbookfest!

Just passed 370K followers here on Bluesky. If you're one of them, thank you! I am happy to be sharing the sky with you. To celebrate this milestone, and because I am visiting this fine city at the moment, I have made a donation to the Atlanta Community Food Bank. Thank you again! www.acfb.org

HER: Would it kill you to put that dish in the washing machine? ME: Sorry *puts dish in washing machine* *immediately attacked by a grizzly bear*

Google Search was a wonder of the information age, our modern-day Library of Alexandria. By replacing links with “AI-powered interactive experiences,” they are quite literally burning a pillar of our society to ashes.

Faced with a sudden end to her marriage when she was seven months pregnant, Lauren Bans found relief in an unexpected place. She told "Modern Love" about how escape rooms helped her forget her stress and feel like herself again. nyti.ms/4tR58qZ

I promise that after 45, even GenX begin to look 45 and up. After 50, we weirdly, suddenly, look fifty. Unless you're a person of color, in which case you don't look fifty or sixty and might look fifty by seventy. 🤷‍♀️

Police officers who guarded Capitol sue to block Trump's $1.8 billion 'slush fund' www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

Have you tried trying harder? Have you tried being in the right place at the right time? Have you tried not burning out from trying to try harder and being in the right places? Have you tried extra hustle?

"Pathetic..."

I'm old enough to remember a time when if you wanted lies whispered into your ear you had to hire a grand vizier

Tennessee officials will pay $835,000 to settle a lawsuit filed by a man who was jailed for more than a month over a Facebook post he made about the assassination of Charlie Kirk.

Let's pretend for one minute that there were a Superman. How, exactly, do you think he'd react to Donald Trump?

For me, this ended up being called autism...

HANG UP YOUR SPEAR, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE ENNUI. AND YOU WILL WIN.

Fornication is the perfect word fornication like this.