last night I watched The Holy Mountain and, as it turns out, I was way too high to be watching The Holy Mountain

rewatching Everything is Illuminated

Al-Wakwak, or Al-Waq Waq, is an island of women mentioned in medieval Arabic literature. Located east of China, the island is ruled by a queen, and is so rich in gold that the women wear gold-woven tunics. Children grow on a tree, so men are not needed to reproduce. #MythologyMonday

Ancient Greek silver stater (coin) with an octopus on the reverse side. 🐙 Minted in Eretria, Euboea, Greece, 500-480 BC. Photo: British Museum www.britishmuseum.org/collection/o... #Archaeology #ReliefWednesday

He was bound to drop that scarf in some time zone or other.

clean up in aisle 6 theres been a major spillage

stop bullying him he's just a boy

I have a plaster on my finger and now typing feels like when dogs wear snow boots for the first time.

"let her cook" except it's me and my heated blanket turned up to the highest setting

✨another beautiful night tonight✨

there is no reason to be a people pleaser. people are never pleased.

Bullying

she inherited her desperate yearning for cheese from my side of the family 🫶

while I mostly agree that the best viewing experience is not binge watching, I don't think that's true for The Pitt. The peak viewing experience is back to back for as long as you can manage

busy day in the garden

Roses are red Nazis are lurking Beware of them here because

the thing about Ireland is that it's extremely hard to register at a dentist but a brand new one just opened "IM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. THIS IS MY TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT." I said to the dental assistant, in a very normal way.

busy day in the garden

started Heated Rivalry

I'm watching Lexx, a show I caught a few episodes of when I was a teenager and could never figure out wtf was happening. now I'm on s2 and I still have no idea what is happening. it's a masterpiece

yes, I enjoy extreme sports* *disassociating while grating cheese

When people say NYE is always an anti-climax, they are clearly not referring to having dinner inside the Crystal Palace iguanodon, which is obvs the best thing ever

I haven't been posting as much because I've been busy petting my cats

alexa, play video killed the radio star

So far, the only outlet that has an accurate Brigitte Bardot obit headline is @aljazeera.com:

met a youth who can't read clocks. I'd heard they exist in the wild but fascinating to see it in real life

My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”

when i eat too much tylenol

so what's your new years resolutions? I'm gonna listen to classical music all year to make Spotify think I'm 300 years old

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

went down the beach and found a dead baby dolphin, so clearly Santa got my letter

all I want for Christmas is for whoever is listening to murderbot book 7 to return it to the library

not saying my house is cold, but I did just have to give my tablet a hot water bottle so it would start charging.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.

FYI - If you still post on the other website or have an account there with photos

my cats when I wash my bedding: hahaha yesss, a lovely clean surface to rub my fuzzy little goblin body all over my cats when I wash their begging: what the fuck??? I will not even make eye contact with this bed for the next 3 months until the house's ambient miasma has made it smell like me again

mad I get to live somewhere where this is the view from the supermarket

We hope the BlueSky moderators don't flag today's offering for #MosaicMonday as being, ahem... prawnographic. 😳

*gasps and clutches laptop screen* GIVE IT ME

buying a Grinch Christmas jumper disqualifies you from being a true Grinch

#MulhollandDrive / #Pluribus #DavidLynch / #VinceGilligan www.instagram.com/p/DScsM66kvF...

pluribus

Tickling is a demonic ritual and should be phased out

just bought this knitting pattern and I'm absolutely buzzin' for the yarn to arrive. it's gonna take me at least a year 🧶

It's a lovely Christmas in the village, and you are a horrible goose

incredibly out of pocket behaviour, sir.

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫