there's just no way that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords could be even half as bad as this

You know what would really impress Jodie Foster right now?

this wikipedia editor is orbiting the moon right now!

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

"Houston, good to be back in touch, and we're glad to report that all five of us are doing well." "Integrity, that's– wait. Five of you? There were only fo–" "I'm afraid you're mistaken, Houston. This is the correct number of astronauts. All six of us are happy to confirm that."

"Houston, uh, we urgently need to speak to the Pope. No I can't tell you why. The fewer people who know, the better."

extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf

The 40 minute radio darkness is the perfect time for the astronauts to point the nose away from earth and just fucking floor it

Every single bird is on that blue dot

If this doesn't make you emotional as hell, I hope you can heal from whatever is wrong. Unreal watching the Moon eclipse Earth LIVE.

I'm in this picture! And so are you!

No human on earth is more excited than the CEO of Nutella today.

The #Artemis II spacecraft is now fully behind the Moon, and will be unreachable for the next 40 minutes or so. This is the expected "loss of signal." During this time, they'll reach their closest approach to the Moon (about 4067 miles) and then their greatest distance from Earth (252,756 miles).

chatpeau

Glenn Glenn Close Far

god I hope we get another @psbhq.bsky.social album out of this 🙏🚀🧑‍🚀

anyone watching the Artemis stream who wants to have an even more cinematic magical experience, I'd recommend playing this in the background open.spotify.com/playlist/3hV...

The Artemis 2 Astronauts Are Now Farther From Earth Than Any Have Gone Before

furthest away group hug in the history of humanity!!

At approximately 1:56 p.m. ET, the Artemis 2 crew should surpass the record set by Apollo 13 in 1970 for the farthest distance humans have ever traveled from Earth. https://gizmodo.com/how-to-watch-artemis-2-reach-the-moon-and-make-spaceflight-history-today-2000742330

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happy holidays

catching up on the NASA Artemis highlights. They're using a t-shirt as a curtain, and still having toilet problems. never escaping those Van Living accusations

going viral? being perceived by the Discover feed? containment breakouts? ask your doctor if posting mid is right for you

More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

WE ARE FIVE MINUTES TO LAUNCH 🚀🚀🚀

Today's the day.

At Kennedy Space Center astronauts have to take elevators to the top of launch pad towers in order to enter their space capsules before lift off. This is the elevator panel at Pad 39A.

Artemis II launches today so I've mapped out the detailed flight path for those interested

I'm gonna be spending the next few hours watching the livestream of the Artemis 2 NASA launch so let's buckle up, astronauts! www.youtube.com/live/Tf_UjBM...

isn't it cool what you can make with bits of string and a lot of free time

the thing I love about knitting is that you can weave the cat hair into the blanket before it's even finished. highly efficient

*banging clipboard* HEIST HEIST HEIST

And for the lady, a dire omen delivered by crow?

‘What are you trying to cook, Dave?’

Just played hours of generic Yahtzee (“Yatzy”) on my phone against a computer named Bill and the sexual tension was so thick you could cut it with a chainsaw.

huge weekend for the knitting project. this is going to be so large 🧶

high fiiiive

I'm watching the spacewalk livestream and they just did the nasa equivalent of 'can you turn it off and on again' www.youtube.com/live/VlB_ZtD...

thought I bought chopped tomatoes, but turns out they were peeled tomatoes. something I found out as they slid out the can and plopped into my chilli like disensacked bollocks. harrowing.

I have made and, to a lesser extent consumed, so SO much soup today. so much.

we have reached the planning and logistics stage of knitting this blanket 💃

saw my cat holding his head strangely and walking backwards so I went over like hello sir are you having some sort of neurological event? no. he was just scared of a spider

Plaque with swallow (Late Period - Hellenistic Period (400-30 BCE)) Museo Egizio, Turin, Italy

hey young people, if you're thinking about what you want to do with your life to earn fat cash, train to be a water pump engineer. i had to approve a call out for £750 PER HOUR.