@tonymartin.bsky.social I'm probably not the first to say, but you mentioned on 'From the Hideout', a police horse on the Late Show. It was to contain the Bart Simpson Underpants riot I believe.

remember, 100% off during Black Friday if you don’t buy the thing you didn’t need

"In her day young ladies who dressed like that… well, they weren’t very popular. She reflected for a moment. Well, not popular with her. They’d been quite popular with some of the men. But they, she decided, didn’t count." -- BUY EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED! https://invisiblespiders.com/

I've released a preview version of "Quest for Erasmus" on Itch. I'm still waiting on some artwork and I'm still working on the code, but I believe that the demo is playable from start to end. You can play in your browser or download it and play it with DOSBox. tacoadventure.itch.io/quest-for-er...

"Two very rectangular gentlemen walked into the room. Their uniforms were a fusion of tactical gear and anti-concussive plate armour. Machado felt that he may not be capable of such a blast but took the compliment anyway." invisiblespiders.com

your outie got to meet the pope

writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight

i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery

BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped

The hardest thing to get across to friends and family with casual understandings of AI is that every answer is a hallucination. Sometimes, those hallucinations are correct.

@freek.bsky.social Are you aware that the ohdear-pulse package hasn't officially updated to Version 2 yet? Did that get back-burnered when Nightwatch came out?

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day? Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

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Today's the day! I wrote a novel. It's now available and it's really good. Find out more on invisiblespiders.com

Let’s go whale falls!!!!!

@jondenor.com Great guest this week. Very engaging subject.

@freek.bsky.social I'm having some trouble getting the Pulse OhDear connection working. I know there are some dev stability things to deal with but I wanted to double check it was possible to get this working ATM. I'm finding it's looking at the wrong end-points.

@marthawells.com I loved the TV show and I've just read the first novella. I'm so excited to find a piece of media I love so much. It feels like a long time since I've been this excited by reading.

I for one. Love Roman numerals.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

@mattcolville.bsky.social Where can I point out typos? In 'Heroes' pg 70 under Heroic Abilities... 'sill' instead of 'still'.

@tonymartin.bsky.social What a pleasure listening to you and Djovan and Pete chat about video stores. I'm so nostalgic for that time. Also it's a treat hearing Pete pronounce the T in Youchube. Also, Betamax is not the same Betacam that's used in Telly stations. Different tech. Common mistake.

This is incredible

@paul.irish I've been seeing a lot of CSS transitions out on the web that aren't transforms/opacity. Is slow repaint still something we should be alert to do?

royalty free, exactly

I've heard 50% of children are below average, unlike previous years with 50% above.

In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:

@tonymartin.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=STbh...

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07... 😭

“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” I asked my cat & he said meow & answered all the questions in the universe

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags

It's me! Talking about Jeremiah's excellent story!

@birmo.bsky.social Have you ever done a video recording of a half a minute of your writing/dictating process to share on social media? It seems like such a magic trick to write like that?

Rogatons Rediffusions - 16/04/2023 - "Miracle" Source: www.bouletcorp.com/rogatons/202...

Coprolite isn't my favorite fossil but it's a solid number two.

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

Early audiences were said to have fled from their computer screens, believing real elephant trunks to be barrelling towards them.

@jasonkpargin.bsky.social I just finished your new novel and I really loved it. It feels like you've really levelled up your skills. There were elements in there that I found really touching.

“Let my people goth.” - Emoses

“If a car generates more potholes in our roads, takes up more parking space and poses more danger to pedestrians, cyclists and other car occupants compared with smaller vehicles, then it is only fair that its owner pays more for driving that vehicle.” Via @theguardian.com

i tell the chef to make me dinner. i tell him to make it again but with more carrots. i tell him to make it again with less carrots and more steak. i tell him to make it again with mashed potatoes and gravy overflowing and steak sliced perfectly on a green plate. i am an excellent cook.

WRITING UPDATE: I’ve finally completed the sixth draft of my imagined ideal response to the rude customer I served at Target on December 19, 2002.

Oldies but goodies : un fan-art du film Inside Out de Pixar/Disney (réalisé avant la sortie du 2). Je l'ai commencé il y a longtemps, laissé en friche, et fini des années plus tard. Comme quoi, il ne faut jamais désespérer.

Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals