most people: today we remember the tragedy of martin luther king jrs assassination. he was a prophet, a hero who stood against the regime, and that’s why the FBI couldn’t let him live no one: lebron james: damn that hotel got a fire colorway tho

americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys

tech ceos should have the job security of football coaches

Sitting on my couch playing Fortnite is actually activism

Support the people of Minnesota by sending me a bunch of cash in the mail

Hey, post a moment you love from Kathleen Kennedy's stewardship of Lucasfilm.

SNL needs to hire Mike Mitchell to play a new character I just created called "dumb ICE agent who pisses his pants and falls over"

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Due to a certain piece of shit joining Bluesky, here's a great blocklist for everyone.

Thank God It’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

$5 Goodwill haul of 3 "now a major motion picture / tv show" books Ive never read and am pumped to get into

INCREASES??? we are so cooked

"Push X to have a tantrum"

V, but the aliens don't need to bother pretending to be nice cos we just let them eat us

(Democrat during the Holocaust) well we can't just not kill Jews. We just want to do it in a more humane way.

Today's top trending topics: 1. Sophie Turner's Tits 2. Nazi Takeover of Minneapolis

"specialists in violence" if you're a burrito maybe

Tony Khan, as a peace offering, please let TNA have Danhausen

Seriously, AEW signing almost half a dozen TNA wrestlers in the week before the AMC debut, presumably because TNA is not actually getting paid by AMC and can't keep anyone, is incredibly funny.

"Specialists in violence", Cmon your average ICE agent is hardly fucking Liam Neeson in Taken

Tk said "nice midcard you got there carlos..." #AEWDynamite

The meme has reached critical velocity

this is going to solve our problems, i'm sure of it.

Master of Disguise 2 confirmed!

Did Mark Ruffalo accidentally get bitten by a radioactive Simon Callow?

But TNA is the number 2 promotion! Right guys? Guys... guys?

Lost my $500 Kalshi bet that Scott Adams was gonna be in the Royal Rumble

DILBERT stands for "Dad I'd Like to BERT"

We completely skipped the "papers please" stage and just went straight to throwing anyone they like into the back of a van

"Love and Protect your Neighbors Don't Trust the Feds" seen on a Minneapolis middle school. South Minneapolis, January 2026

Man they had my hopes up for a second

They're trying so hard to justify a murder. And every American should know: if they kill you, this is what they'll do to you.

Sorry bro aint no tent big enough for this bullshit

This poll shows that 74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting getting rid of the agency. Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.

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Giving Ricky Gervais an award for standup comedy is like giving Best Picture to my colonoscopy video

Dumb right-wingers accidentally mass arresting sommeliers.

If you blow up the Death Star, whats going to keep the local systems in line?

holy fuck it’s real

There is Warhammer Old and Warhammer Future, where is the Warhammer Now

I know we all have our passions but some them are definitely less worth it than others

Me walking out of Avengers Doomsday

Im kind of shocked they dont just money grab and split it into 2

Me when the civil war starts