Slightly increase a band Some Doubt

'Drop the "My", its cleaner' - Sean Parker

Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait.

Yes I will be

Line go up

Guy who gets black mirror episodes mixed up: "Remember that one where he played Street Fighter against his clone in VR and the loser had to fuck a robot pig?"

Call it "Reverse Mortgage"

You can't spell "Spider-man" without "sperm"

Stoner 90s teen sex comedy called Pot Pie

How the virus got its name

Inside you there are two foxes

The (Long and Winding) Road by Cormac McCartney

Man Vs B in Apartment 23

Senator John Fetterman

If other sports fans were as dumb as wrestling fans we would see a bunch of people at the World Cup carting around replica trophies.

On the day it happens, Pharrell's Spotify streams are gonna set new records

Im hard pressed to think of an event that i would find more embarrassing to attend than the met gala

Mild take: lightsaber duels where the characters are just fighting and not adding depth to their conflict by talking are inherently boring.

Amid reports some WWE talent were asked to take pay cuts by as much as 50%, how are some top TKO & WWE executives compensated YOY (determined by TKO Board comp committee)? 2024➡️2025: Ari Emanuel: +272%, $18M➡️$67M Mark Shapiro: +33%, $32M➡️$43M Nick Khan: +304%, $6M➡️$24M

What kind of paycut is Ari Emmanuel taking?

It's time for Star Wars to go away for a while.

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Lets take today to remember all the great stuff Disney Star Wars has given us like: - Slow Moped Chase - Improperly Scaled Snowspeeder - Leia Hidden Under Coat - Frozen Flying Space Leia - Your Name Will Be Han Solo - Boba Fett Goes To Meetings With His Nice Teeth

Leia's bikini was too modest

Boss fights are tedious exercises in memorising attack patterns and most games that have them would be better without them

What would you watch a 20 part documentary series about? Bug Mane

Black Panther. Astonishing to me that it was in the Best Picture conversation, its got a great couple of performances but is a pretty middling superhero film with an awful last act.

The Devil Wears PWTees

Abraham Lincoln would have fucking loved Chumba Casino

Tom Holland IS Young Columbo, coming to Disney+ in 2027

Most super ambitious games should be made for half the price, be shorter and look worse

All my kinds want for their Birthdays is Star Wars stuff... Mon Mothma's husband action figures, Mon Mothma's husband pajamas, you name it they want it but only if themed around that guy (Mon Mothma's husband, i havent looked up his name)

Top 15 TV shows ever: Star Trek TNG Babylon 5 Battlestar Galactica Reboot V (Original) Red Dwarf Bottom Peep Show Blackadder Only Fools and Horses Curb Your Enthusiasm Lost Breaking Bad Friday Night Lights Das Boot Beatles - Get Back

I remember the Deep Space Nine episode where Quark tried to implement this

My friend Mason put the current nightmare situation regarding high gas prices in perspective and more succinctly than anyone else the other day when he memorably described the current state of things as “the pain at the pump.”

They have the most delicious cell phones

Whenever the Invisible Man isnt on screen the audience should be asking "is the Invisible Man on screen?"

"Oh wow this is a big sandwich. I can take home half to eat tomorrow for lunch," guy about to eat both halves of a big sandwich

Do folks really have these long text conversations with their significant others about big disagreements? I see them posted all the time on reddit and just cant imagine, if either me or my wife are mad about something we give each other some space or talk about it in person, not send walls of text

I'm so very pumped for this. The Raven at the End of Time is being released by @inkedingraypress.bsky.social. This book is so many things, but a culmination of years of hard work is the biggest takeaway. Read about it here. inkedingray.com/dave-walsh-a...

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me Callin' me all the time like Blondie Check out my Chrissie behind It's fine all of the time Like sex on the beaches What else is in the Teaches of Peaches? Huh? What?

Name a game you’ve completed more than 6 times

"Sir, the question was: is this your handwriting?"