OnlyFans are having an Open Box Sale

Cutscenes longer than the amount of gameplay you just did.

Oba Femi getting a rocket strapped to him while Royce Keys probably winds up as Blackhausen by the end of the year.

"Grok generate a picture of Sami Zayn winning the WWE title in Saudi Arabia, Jamal Khashoggi is looking down from heaven and smiling."

Alternative wedding venue I'd propose for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce:

Bill Cosby is now once again the funniest living rapist

We didn't start the fire

April fools day edition of AFV with Steve O as the host and the videos are people nailing their dicks to a table and drinking cowshit

Doesn't happen with many movies these days but am still thinking about 28 Years Later: Bone Temple, probably my film of the year so far

Just read an absolutely infuriating short scifi story in one of the big magazines that was completely "Zax shorted up his commsphere and freeskeeped into a squarecafe" style absolutely impenetrable made up future jargon.

i can't believe the gall that the jimmy dean breakfast sandwich corporation has. make me microwave at 30% power for 90 seconds to defrost and THEN microwave on high for 50 seconds??? who do you think i am- some kind of stephen hawkings tech wizard?

While shitting on people in genuine need is a bad look, I did see an old coworker start a $5000 gofundme for moving costs for his anime statue collection...

Me drinking the forbidden green water

I generally prefer UK commentary but man for this World Cup they are so much more negative and complaining, about the water breaks, VAR, rule changes etc. kind of a bummer

They’re calling it the most hydrated World Cup of all time

Lot of talk about Austin Powers 4 but still no word on The Pentaverate Season 2?

Trump Emerges from Reflecting Pool - Unknown Artist

I hope Harry's dad Herman is looking down from heaven and smiling

they should have called it SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW MOVIE

Reminder: Its pronounced Draclia.

If Britain is going to ban social media for kids, they should lower the legal drinking age to 12

Forget Barbenheimer, gimme that SuperAss double feature. (My wife came up with this)

Who called it an odometer and not a "Miles Teller"

The time is right to make a Benny Hill videogame

They cant afford Mike "Stu" Mitchell but they can afford Mark Hamill? #NoStuNoStream

Must feel so amazing right now to be a Vietnamese man in NYC named Nicks Nguyen and hearing the whole city chant your name

My car broke down so I called AAA, now a bunch of luchadores are doing flips off my roof

Soccer players should start blading to sell the fouls more

Dat closure day

WWE gonna be adding hydration breaks to get some more ads in there

@internettheo2.bsky.social I found your new house:

People will say anything on here, like "Garfield didnt wear clothes"

Will Ospreay.

Spurs were winning in a landslide then the points started coming in from who knows where MASSIVE FRAUD?

Please Use AI

Ronald D Moore showrunner. Target the show to young adult / TV-14 audience instead of younger children. Reach out to the best sci fi novelists and short story writers to write original amazing standalone episodes.

After 63 years, finally the woke Doctor Who era is over.

"Nithya Raman clearly does not have what it takes to undo the failures of the Bass administration. That's why you should vote for me, Karen Bass."

This is what every game developer sounds like right now.

The boos are all part of the storyline, you see Trump is playing what we in the business call a 'heel'

I spent 8 hours under the knife with my plastic surgeon & came out looking like Gordon Sumner. Turns out it was an elaborate Sting operation.

The REO in REO Speedwagon stands for Ready to Eat Oreos

guy at work told me to watch Star Wars The Mandalorian and Grogu. i said i dont got time to watch 3 movies

Love when a post gets zero likes cos the one person I knew would dig it doesnt do bluesky anymore

So I got some candles and I got some cake and I told everyone to

Maybe the best prequel out there