I've had "commune with the spirits with Bill Nye The Seance Guy" in my head for some decades now

I just took a really woke piss

Logan's Run to the polls

Could this be a solution?

Jelly roll to the polls

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Grok, what is reaping?

babe whats wrong you've barely touched your Limited Edition WWE presents Cody Rhodes Red White and Blueberry Drumstick Ice Cream product

why did they call it moses parting the sea and not an "emergency sea section"

That's arthritis.

Happy Friday

Could this be a solution?

🎂 - KH

Solutions to get oil out of the Persian Gulf, wrong answers only

Absolute swing and a miss for this Dynamite 'press conference' bit

Can't believe this didnt even come with his dice included

A Nightmare on Hormuz Strait?

Chalamet x Heidecker: Tims Against Opera

these games getting scarier and scarier

Think it’s kind of bad that the instant reaction from a good bulk of NBA media to someone scoring 83 points is how it shouldn’t really count and how bad tanking is…

Padme is short for "Paedo, me?"

Disney was so smart to fire these guys from Solo (a star wars story)

What celeb death hurt the most (also a tie)? Both more minor 'celebs' & podcast related but Jamie D of comic geek speak and Harris Wittels, men i had spent so many fun hours listening to, and then hearing their friends talk about their deaths honestly and emotionally really moved me to tears

2 thousand seventy seven cyberpunk minutes

i call em eater eggs on account of made of chocolate

"Ha it was so funny he called it a fish delight" i gasp as i fight to the death in a post apocalyptic arena for a thimble of gasoline

Its taken a hell of a lot of restraint for Nintendo not to have introduced more members of Mario's family in the games

Has daylight considered maybe not spending so much on avocado toast and lab grown diamonds

Black mirror episode idea, a phone that gets tiktok from the future

Guy who thinks vaccines are conscious

AI video of an additional Sopranos ending scene where Tony fights off and kills a dozen assassins with a fork.

Maybe just hire a actor that kinda looks like bill clinton, i dunno, seems possible

Exclusive: Coming soon from BTE Books: "Nick Jackson: Beyond the Matt"

Got a great idea for a wrestling related photoshop that will get maybe 6 likes, so stay tuned

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

The very first foreign language film i ever saw in theaters, what a classic

Pokemon Go to war

Me, thinking about buying a Rizzler tee shirt:

The Bear is just this meme made into 5 seasons of TV

Drop something red

The other week i listened to the austin powers theme song 7 times in a row

one of the most inconsistent trilogies ever imo

Tomorrow… w/ Nick Corirossi & Armen Weitzman

This is, no hyperbole, one of the worst wrestling segments i have ever seen

The Napa Boys - Operation Rescue

They should turn Trump babyface