🎵Boscov’s is my favorite store They got all brands I’ve never seen before🎵

Never finished Mega Man X because I could never beat Vile.

There’s gotta be some tape of Azaria doing the Apu voice for Venom.

We ALL thought Azaria was going to do the Apu voice for Blue Raja.

Pretty crazy that both Hey Arnold! and Kill Bill used the same method to reveal the main character’s full name.

But I thought we weren’t getting hired because we didn’t put enough AI into our cover letters to trick the AI reading our cover letters they weren’t written by AI…

Fay-GO to the polls!

Eddie Izzard & the Lizard Wizard

So, I says to him, “Matty, baby! Life in Hell is where the money’s at. You gotta hold onto those rights. Sell them some bullshit about your crazy family.” And the rest is history.

Pezcore, the Devil, and More

Say “no” to displaying podcast chapters as the title.

Cocker spangle

Project Hail Mary❌ Project PHILLY SPECIAL✅ 🦅🦅🦅🦅GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅🦅

Internet, I need your help. Growing up in the South Jersey/Philly area there were (Car dealership? Furniture store?) commercials where the two spokesmen just did SNL’s Wild and Crazy Guys bit. I can’t find any evidence that I’m not insane and I don’t want to be. This was the early 90s.

“…and the best part is, you always have to change your password.” -The guy who created Ticketmaster’s login system

And the award for King of Tuesday goes to…

Me explaining to my wife why I have to see Scary Movie 6 in theaters: Listen, I know I’ve changed. I’m a different man. But they’re my friends. I have to support them. (Then, I laugh my little ass off for ~88 minutes.)

It’s all been downhill since we lost John Witherspoon.

Remember when Brodus Clay and his mama’s danced at WrestleMania? Me neither.

Killing children to prove you’re not a pedophile.

Fucking villains.

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This Scrubs reboot sucks. All the episodes are 30 seconds long and they won’t shut up about T-Mobile. Mamoa guest spot good tho.

I read like 6 books a week…yeah, 6 comic books a week🖕.

Riyadh Comedy Festival 2026 to be headlined by Joker.

5 meetings on a Friday???

He told you to bite his shiny metal WHAT?!

Pissed that my daddy is only the fifth richest daddy in the world and bought me stupid ass Crackle for my birthday.

They gotta put Bug Mane in the next Napa Boys.

Bury me in it.

The show was called G-Force, not Battle of the Planets.

Opened up a rookie card of that bird Randy Johnson murdered at #ToppsRipNight

The gamification of video games.

NW:

Why’d they call him Waluigi when “the cocksucker who stole my wife” was right there?

Why don’t you pack another bong, Tommy Chong?🙅‍♂️

Bored of peace??? Try the Board of Peace!

Fucking Stiffler’s off his god damn rocker.

What are dreams but wishes our boner makes to our brain😊?

Happy Ashley Wednesday.

My patented Dog Rizz Up service will take your pooch from a Duds MacKenzie to a Spuds MacKenzie.

Me, talking about any large car after reading Sweet Tooth’s profile in the Twisted Metal manual in 4th grade: Yeah…but I bet it handles like a bath tub.

Insane that the following are acceptable: (555)555-5555 555-555-5555 555.555.5555 Are all acceptable but: (555)(555)(5555) isn’t???

I actually passed AP Crime in high school so I was able to skip right to Crime 201🤓.

Haha, You Clowns is the only good show about masculinity.

Gary Valentimes

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