Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey)
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some world tour, won't even place jersey
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about 2 hours ago
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MoralOrelHershiser
about 2 hours ago
Should I buy tickets for Mini Kiss?
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Plz help. Which wires do I need to connect to each other to give my RING doorbell power?
about 2 hours ago
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the best pasta is mac and cheese shells
about 4 hours ago
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i'm just a boy standing in front of a girl asking her if i can get my couscous on
about 5 hours ago
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What names do you immediately associate with one person/character? Ad*lf Grover Homer Beyonce Kermit
about 5 hours ago
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I just heard myself on a saved zoom recording and I sound like that?!
about 5 hours ago
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Taking my first T break in like ten years and popping xanax like they're fucking tic tacs.
about 6 hours ago
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I put "Spooky Scary Skeletons" on for Balatro the other day and she said she didn't want to hear that song, she wanted to listen to some cool Halloween music. I put on the Monster Mash and that qualified.
about 6 hours ago
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*wakes up, remembers what the world is like* Looks like I picked a bad day to start a T break
about 7 hours ago
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You’re trying to tell me Butthole Surfers “Dracula from Houston” did NOT sweep the Grammys that year?
about 8 hours ago
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Out of the three things I’m thinking a Jerk Hut would be, only one doesn’t sound appealing.
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about 17 hours ago
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Not Penny’s Boat
about 19 hours ago
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in the good timeline, 1999 saw the release of a mango movie directed by steven brill
about 24 hours ago
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"alice in whoonterlands" - snl character mango talking about the show alice in borderland
about 24 hours ago
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there is absolutely nothing you can say after "now i'm not racist here, but..." without also being racist
1 day ago
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I, ah, for one, think we can file this under "who gives a shit"
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1 day ago
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i'm sorry, the senate election in maine isn't until NEXT YEAR? jfc what are we doing?
1 day ago
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i must subconsciously fucking hate my cuticles, what with the way i treat them and all
1 day ago
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I, uh, actually do like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day.
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1 day ago
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WHY DO PEOPLE AT WORK KEEP THINKING I AM A GOOD TRAINER?
1 day ago
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stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy
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2 days ago
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rube bader goldberg machine
2 days ago
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chip chop chip?
2 days ago
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just popped part of my lower back and felt it in my groin
2 days ago
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Everyone should need to retake their road test when they get their license renewed.
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3 days ago
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My town and the next town over scheduled their community days on the same day. Seems like a gigantic miscommunication.
3 days ago
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Uncle Duke
3 days ago
God: Any other requests? Angel: Ooh! Do a cow in sunglasses, holding a cigarette! God: No problem.
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I don’t remember if this ever made it onto the show, but there was one script (or maybe it was in the show bible) for CB!B! where Scott was doing his take on Jay Leno’s “Jaywalking” and he called it “Jayscotting”
3 days ago
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I think there are probably only four or five real “leading men” in Hollywood and all others are character actors in leading men’s bodies. (not an insult!)
3 days ago
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my wife got my some ikea trofasts so I can store my dolls properly 🤗
3 days ago
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Instead of spending no $40 on DoorDash I just made a box of mac and cheese
4 days ago
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Project Inferno. Jfc I love this movie.
4 days ago
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Deepak Choppa
5 days ago
what if there was a kinda alcohol you could drink all the time, any time of day, without everyone thinking you're a piece of shit? it's called Jim's Juice, i'm Jim, i invented it, i'm fucked the hell up right now, and (winks at juice box full of fermented kratom tea) you probably didn't even notice,
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The New York Metropolitans The New York Netropolitans The New York Jetropolitans
4 days ago
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Emerson, Lake, and Emerson
4 days ago
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Guy who every morning shits after he showers, never before.
4 days ago
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Monsieur la Main
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5 days ago
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Fight or Flight, it’s like Bullet Train, but good! (I liked Bullet Train) (Fight or Flight is just really really good)
5 days ago
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Fight or Flight, it’s like Bullet Train in the air!
5 days ago
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but ronald trained bill
5 days ago
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"So, you're Tony Roiland's brother"
5 days ago
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"Amish Paradise."
5 days ago
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they really just said "what would the funniest possible fucking thing to happen rn?" when making the naked gun
5 days ago
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yo gambit was real funny in deadpool
5 days ago
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anyone else got any new dolls they wanna show off?
5 days ago
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5 days ago
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will dc ko scratch the itch that countdown arena couldn't quite get?
5 days ago
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therapist was telling me about this married r/d couple and how you can look past political views in a marriage (not us, wife and i are lefty) and see the person. i told her i thought that was wild cuz the man must not view his wife as a person
5 days ago
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she mandella my effect until rob van winkle alive
5 days ago
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