Chiefs being eliminated covering for the Patriots collapse in the 2nd half. They could use a good media roasting before playoffs.

server keeps coming over to ask how the food is, bruh how long you been workin here? they aint give you a taste yet? 😂😂

I know I’m late to the Tarantino discourse but I just gotta say, it really is one if my favourite Canadian cities

I thought Tyus Jones was gonna lob this to the ref

If you’re in line for the toilet STAY IN LINE. I’m wiping my ass as I type gimme 2 minutes.

Great.. iPhones are orange now. As if I needed another reminder of the buffoon in the White House.

Not a single policy in effect from Mandani so far… fair to say he tricked the Bernie bros.

He‘s still terrorizing fans of opposing teams. I love it.

Was not expecting the Hamnet movie to be so… tragic. Not the inspirational love story the trailer led me to believe lol

i thought IBS stood for I’m bringing soup and I thought it mesnt like “I gotta go to the bathroom I’m bringing soup again” like slang for diarrhea

this is actually part of our long con to make the worst actors of our time the face of Israel

scientists: we shouldn’t play God!! It’s too dangerous!!! Morgan freeman: hol my beer

Quentin Tarantino is such a catty high schooler with movie opinions. the rule is to just enjoy his movies and ignore literally everything else about the guy. the Paul Dano thing he has said on record like 5 times and this one comes with a best movies of all time list where Black Hawk Down is #1

i inhale every spore i can see and encourage strange animals to bite me. im begging to be patient zero

from minutes to hours later I kept thinking about the final noise and image of The Chair Company finale and laughing to myself

The refs fucked the bucks so bad on that jump ball lol

What

Nostradamus predicted i would write this post and that you wouldn't click like/rt on it. do you believe in free will? is breaking the prophecy a subversion of the order of the universe? interesting philosophical questions but only you can decide......

Tonight we are saying the Streamers Prayer: Dear lord please remove all streamers from this earth. Amen.

I know I shouldn’t have enjoyed the running man because it didn’t spark a revolution after my viewing but what can I say I enjoy a silly action movie with decent politics

Diggs heard footsteps there

You ever watch so much basketball that you watch football and see a guy running with the ball and your brain tells you he's traveling?

I was at the Garza game.

Going to watch the Springsteen movie pray for me

im Inventing a concept called 100%

Watched tenet again and I cried at the end lol

I know it will get lost in the atrocities but Trump ending protected status for Venezuelans saying their country is fine to return to, and then bombing boats and sending over warships is just so stupid and makes no sense.

boys have rizz Men have swag

if we can drop all the ICE agents kidnapping people, oil war with Venezuela, Ukraine invasion, Palestine genocide talk and focus our energy on the White House renovations we can get to the core of what really matters(aesthetics), and maybe help a few people on the way(aestheticians).

Not enough praise was given to the Herculean Baseball players who worked a 6-hour shift one night and had to go to work for a 3-hr shift the very next day.

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Michael Haneke please cook one more time

You can’t make this shit up… I just levitated for 30 minutes using a new form of Croatian meditation

Ran out of clout today. operating on zero aura. Keep me in your thoughts

if It not this I don’t want it 👇

doing restoration of an old ship and found an old coin valued at over $1 million dollars… threw it in the wishing well and asked for 2 million.

The Wu-Tang Clan name generator requires approximately 10,000 gallons of water per use.

♪ You can't stop me ♪ I'm a Jedi from Jakku ♪

Here’s a cookie call someone who cares

Some beautiful pictures

Yes! MIchigan! With Mitch and With Greggy for October 1, 2025! Mitch and Greggy talk about their time at the Mount Morris Bigfoot Festival at Gillie's Coney Island in Mount Morris, Michigan. open.spotify.com/episode/33nj...

NEW PODCAST ALERT @thegreggiest.bsky.social and I have been working on a podcast about the wonderful, weird, and wild state of Michigan. Our first episode is about none other than the man himself, sasquatch open.spotify.com/episode/33nj...

this whole time ive been calling this app blues guy

This week’s Chat-About: Spooktember, our salute to ghost story movies, ends with my favorite horror film: THE SHINING. Ever heard of it?? And I am joined by both AMC Insider @thegreggiest.bsky.social and my BugCon ‘21 roommate @howintensive.bsky.social! Saturday 9/27 3pmET twitch.tv/lord_googoo

My fourth novel Summer Moon Fall In Delicate Winter is coming this spring. Summer Moon wakes one morning to find that her father, Fall Delicate, has been murdered by the “man” known as Winter James, an artificially intelligent robot created by Dr. Spring Weasel who cured cancer and everyone loves.

Dwayne “The Rock“ Johnson is unrecognizable in his role as Karl Marx.

Me doing my monologue: Jimmy Kimmel back tonight, did you hear about this? Apparently the whole thing was a mix up. Jimmy wasn’t gonna say anything at all controversial, until he heard an exec backstage say they wanted a host with “real teeth.”

Meanwhile the Miami Hurricanes lead the Gators 13-0 but are not looking good.

Indiana is dominating Illinois. I know what you’re thinking, what is this, the 1838 Battle at Lake Dalmond? A battle I just made up? No indeed it is about a current college football game.

although this is my 3rd time being stuck in quicksand, i still expected it to play a much larger role in my adult life. Am i the only one?