The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory
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This week
@americanruse.bsky.social
and the crew (
@timsvlog.bsky.social
,
@thegreggiest.bsky.social
, Kevin) came together to talk about the big skeet that recently went viral on BlueSky and then wrote 3 wildly popular follow-ups.
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Episode 69 - The Big Skeet | The Official The Orville Podcast | Episode 83
This week Miranda and the crew came together to talk about the big skeet that recently went viral on BlueSky and then wrote 3 wildly popular follow-ups.
https://share.transistor.fm/s/2bcbfdf5
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It's called a primary election but it's literally the secondary election?
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guy at work told me to watch Star Wars The Mandalorian and Grogu. i said i dont got time to watch 3 movies
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@robotam.bsky.social
8 days ago
Happy Pride! Pope has just admitted it WAS Adam and Steve
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It’s OK to be straight. It’s OK to be white. You can be proud to be snorted up my nose.
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12 days ago
The government is making rice krispies list all the chemicals, rice and flowers they use to make their cereal. But the only ingredients we care about are Snap, Crackle and Pop (100%)
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that’s neat
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15 days ago
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Me: what’s wrong honey? why are you crying? My toddler: I don’t want Adam Driver to get old. From the mouth of babes.
15 days ago
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Thought of the day: daily thought to go here
16 days ago
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We’re giving power back to the customer. Any meal, any size, any price. You name the price.
17 days ago
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Am I the last one with Brain Function and a greater than room temperature IQ, (the room is in the North Pole) who still isn't literally buying Mr Beasfs bath water(not metaphorically) or are you too busy reading Buzz Feed lists? dumbass. Go see a Nurse Practitioner.
#BFNP
10 months ago
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I’m partnering with Jack Link’s to create the world’s largest superconductor.
18 days ago
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Fuck old spice. I’m tryna get that new spice.
19 days ago
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Looks like I’m beefing with clavicular again.
19 days ago
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art house horror movies are now all called Testicula
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He’s just too good. We will be building rosters to beat him for a decade.
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Jesus was a DEI hire by God.
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President Trump just said he was going to kill all dogs. We must vote him out this November.
30 days ago
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They're calling it the world’s most useless thought experiment.
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30 days ago
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In a holistic sense, yes the human body parts decompose under ground and fertilize the soils and feed the plants, which feed the animals/vegetables we eat. Snopes rates her post partly true, and wapo gives her 1/2 a Pinocchio.
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30 days ago
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We need politics that works for Wall Street and Main Street.
about 1 month ago
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Sounds serious but knowing nothing of how British government works is this when I find out there are 5,000 labor MPs.
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about 1 month ago
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greggy
about 1 month ago
tenet? more like tenet (backwards)
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They took the cartoon porn off kickstarter and Jesse Farrar immediately starts a war. Dont fall for it. It’s a distraction.
about 1 month ago
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Brownies should be WET. Get out of here with dry brownies.
about 1 month ago
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🎶 I wanna fly like a seagull To the sea I wanna fly like a seagull Very short distance for me 🎶
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Rigatoni down a Dream by Tom Pasketti
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Nothing wrong with getting a fit off. Salute to all the designers, models, and fashion lovers.
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Presidents are like your parents. They’re just human beings who have never been in this position before trying their best. Give them grace.
about 1 month ago
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Joe Mazzulla you are literally on crack with this starting lineup.
about 1 month ago
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im in shock after watching that Magic game and praying that wickedness doesn’t reach my Celtics
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Do you think the mother of all bombs is proud of her children?
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Last Dance with Meatball Jane by Tom Pasketti
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Free Fallin' Meatballs by Tom Pasketti
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The Philly foul baiting is driving me crazy. Kyle Lowry is coaching them good.
about 1 month ago
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An old schoolmate I follow just posted himself eating raw ground beef and his face was like “mmm yummy.” bro you don’t have to pretend it tastes good. How could I possibly believe all the health benefits you mentioned. You’re a liar!
about 1 month ago
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Coachella is a great place to check out new music, and some old music too. Music lovers, Coachella is on my ”music musts” playlist for 2026.
about 2 months ago
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Wolf Blitzer is a crisis actor?
about 2 months ago
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If you break into this house I will dial 911, which is the code to my gun safe. Inside this safe is a button that alerts the chief of police, who will authorized use of deadly force on any intruders, at which point I will provide you with the documentation of my hands registered as lethal weapons.
about 2 months ago
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If they made The Raid 3 today our hero undercover would be blown up on a boat in the first scene.
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about 2 months ago
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mitch on the web
about 2 months ago
lmao
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“what?” is my new favorite call
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about 2 months ago
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Fuck this egg head ref!!
about 2 months ago
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Get a fucking rebound Celtics Jesus christ
about 2 months ago
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I hate this little white bald mf reffing the Celtics game
about 2 months ago
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Refs really call this game like they want to keep Philly in it… ive come to accept these things as a Celtics fan.
about 2 months ago
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Scully and Mulder would’ve had the island from Lost wrapped up in under 60 minutes and that’s why TV sucks now.
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greggy
about 2 months ago
its so sad that if you added a simple, humble "i" to his name, the hated "Musk" could become beautiful "Musik", something universally beloved!!
#TESLIA
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I’d much rather be in a pinch than in a bind. unless ur pinching me with an excavator claw or something And the bind is like a mummy wrap of toilet paper. life is truly all about the details. Have a wonderful day.
about 2 months ago
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doing a Tyler Durden monologue about fake coffee drinking sheep anytime I see a Starbucks
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about 2 months ago
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Just watched The Matrix in theaters.. forever a masterpiece.
about 2 months ago
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