Remember pushing p?

Taco stands for Tits Ass Coochie Oooooh!

The crew is back and they're all fuckin HORNYY!

Lunch comes for us all.

sometimes all a girly needs is iced coffee, sound healing, and blasting gangster rap.

America loves Jelly Roll but for the World Cup song they should have picked a guy who we can imagine kicking a soccer ball.

Showing my boss the latest proposal, “These are Busty Bots. Think transformers with bustier chests.”

RESEARCH BREAKTHROUGH -- Na'Vi "buttholes" are actually their mouths. Na'Vi digestive system IS one-way as we have long suspected but the OTHER way. Fæces are excreted through their face holes. I am working with AI to produce a scientific video recreation but it will take a few months.

the U.S. kidnapping Maduro and not doing anything else in Venezuela is so bizarre. They’re just like, nevermind all that.

Pizzas with more then 3 toppings are usually bad.

at any point in the last few years you could pitch a show about a turd and his friends corn and marbles who solve a murder mystery and it would be greenlit immediately

we should train birds to do stand up comedy

These mf astronauts doing a “lunar flyby” just driving past the moon for no fuckin reason. Get a real job!

NBA trash talk tip: if you’re playing against Bam Adebayo and he blocks your shot, try, “I see. 83 for thee but not for me. The leagues top hypocrite strikes again.”

That’s my secret Cap… im always goated.

The guys who post these on the Seth Macfarlane crooning videos are heroes on par with our nation’s brave first responders

Epic

Horniest episode

THE DEAD SPEAK! @americanruse.bsky.social, @officialorville.space, @timsvlog.bsky.social and i hosted @houstons.bsky.social on The Official The Orville Podcast. Houston really wanted to count down the top ten baddest baddies in the Macfarlane-verse, so we humored him officialorville.transistor.fm/84

i Do think it’s funny when the internet gets people so blindly mad that they will become As dumb as the person their criticizing. Like road rage for the computer.

sports betting is fine(I just posted a bet slip). It’s the integration of sports betting with league partnership and the saturation/power it has. but I’m not gonna act like espn was having meaningful discussions before sports betting was everywhere.

Starting to wish I had put more money on my pre-Tatum return free finals bet

looks like Reacher had a case of the zoomies in suburbia and a distinguished british gent put a stop to it. hats off mate next pints on me.

Why doesn’t the demi god have nipples? Where are the nipples??? Shut the fuck up. What is your master plan for his nipples? You think he’s gonna squirt milk at the screen? You want a 4D experience with milk shooting at you? Fuck all the way off. Leave Rock alone. Appreciate greatness.

He over here criticizing Islam when he needs to be criticizing his Mom for not raising him Right!! Okaaaay! 🫰

I am so anti-war I will command my armies to fight anyone who suggests it.

Just realised they named him Chuckle Norris after all the funny jokes about him

I’m working in a fire station right now and all the fireman were like “fuuccck chuck Norris died, i can’t work today”

James Marsden’s ancestors wanted the family name to be Earth but it was taken.

Don't call it "the woke ginger apologizes", call it "red head redemption"

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

jonah hill has got to find something else to do

Ur cooked, chat i think he’s cooked, it’s not that serious, max aura, etc.

Im thinking this post may restructure the world… governments, dictators, oligarchs, all brought down by this very post.

What was Amy mad about the first time?

The only Oscars discourse should be that they should be Irish. You should be watching the O’Scars.

When will a front facing video win an Oscar? Some of these people are very talented!!!

Tár has been nominated best picture for the 4th year in a row

If I was on Survivor, the way I would share information is by constantly telling people “a little birdie told me” and if they ask who I would maintain a deadpan “a little birdie.”

the director of Spotlight‘s filmography is mind boggling. How do you drop a bonafide classic among these other duds?

if you read Threads for over 2 minutes you realize Zuckerberg needs to be imprisoned.

I know I’m not in the majority on here but talking about republicans fashion sense is so pointless and stupid. replies open to get mad at me.

Please me

I’m glad I can come to this place and laugh with friends.

Some will look back and say they are not sure it was even a joke. Time will make sand of us all.

The bowling joke was crafted hastily while on the toilet. Pants and boxers at the ankles, bare cheeks firmly on the seat. But I was not even actually shitting. Letting the hole get some air. Passing time after a long day at work.

Sorry to all who were offended by my bowling joke. Thank you to those who reached out and chose to educate over name calling. It was gutter humor but I understand general strikes are effective and not to be made light of. I will spare you any more details.

Hope you enjoyed my leftist bowling joke. I just love gutter humor 🤭

I’m calling for a general strike. Ten pins, can fall in any sequence just needs to be all ten.