When you misplace several boxes of election ballots

When you misplace several boxes of election ballots

happy international women's day

i haven't slept and forgot it was pokemon day

Turns out I can manifest whatever I want into existence as long as that thing is Ben Quadinaros.

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

Friday night, baby

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

Haha, you Joestars

did anyone ever remake this with delta this is one of my fav mgs pics outside "are clowns patriotic"

I told my dad that i knew how to fix our toilet, he sounded mildly impressed but then said “oh was there and episode of the simpsons where they fix a toilet or something.”

The kid told me they were Mommy Dinosaur, and I was Baby Dinosaur, but when I started saying stuff like “Not the Mama!” and “I’m the baby! Gotta love me!” and they didn’t get ANY of the references?????

when you have a few small beers, it’s One Bottle After Another

me on Friday night

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

i cannot stop watching this one whenever i scroll past it

Vince McMahon: who’s there? show yourself! Hulk Hogan’s ghost: *carrying many chains* IN LIFE I WAS YOUR PARTNER DUDE, THESE ARE THE 24 INCH PYTHONS I FORGED IN LIFE BROTHER

every day i try to bring the moguta energy to my daily life

me walking down the JRPG hallway I thought would have a chest at the end but a cutscene started

Palpatine: henceforth you shall be known as Darth…Vader Anakin: show me how to shoot lightning Palpatine: no fuck you

You have just been visited by The Cooper With Cash. This rare Cooper only comes around once every 25 years. Share to be blessed by The Cooper With Cash and to share the wealth

In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.

me in fire emblem when i see a bunch of defenseless enemy healer units filled with exp just for me

A cool thing about me is that I'm an expert in how popes are selected because I've seen the 2024 film Conclave.

in these dire times i present to you HE'S GOING OVER THAT CLIFF in full hd

constantly thinking about this ominous sticky note drawing i saw in a boba shop

I WIN

One day, the sadness will end. 🥧 ☕️🦉 Happy Twin Peaks Day, everyone.

if you ride Soarin Round the World and don’t pretend to kick the polar bear into the water, you’re missing out

Just youuuu 🎶