SCOOP: double fine is unionizing

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

white people be like [posts screenshots from baroque (1998)]

I don't believe in a gaming backlog cause I play games when I wanna have fun

Alien: You're from earth right? Me: Yeah Alien: That's the planet with Wo- Me: Yeah we invented Wonton Soup. Alien: That stuff is so good. Me annoyed: Yeah I know.

Robie the Robot (1982) (Source.)

people who aren’t from here always talk shit about giardiniera like, “uh NYC has relish, too, GO KNICKS BABY” and “isn’t that just vegetable plant sweepings fermented in oil?” and “if it’s so good, how come it doesn’t have a green M&M sex-food mascot?” well, sit the fuck down, people in group #3

Executive dysfunction

great greed, screenshot, game boy (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/27307/g...

I may be the first person to ever make Mr. Delicious the Rax advertising icon who talked about having a divorce and getting a vasectomy, in Tomodachi life.

Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.

on their fucking minibikes again the neighborhood teens are. call the police i have.

Q: My dog planted a house flag. In the den, spiked into the carpet. He installed the cloth flag using every part of his body, including mouth and legs. He defends the flag. A: That is his flag of victory.

couple that has a falling out cause their mii rejected their partner's mii for goku

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

"patlabor" is what my cat demands from me. and brother, I'm clocking in

you're born, you eat roller rink pizza, then you're killed

I love Akihiko Yoshida's cover art for Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen so much.

I am the guy in a black hoody that torments youtubers with games they don't want to play

Hiiiii my phone bill is due next month! I need $150 to cover it! Pricing and examples down below! If you dont want art you can always send something my way directlyyyy paypal: @ArtAndCacti0987 cashapp: $FembotY2K thaaaaaaank yoooooooouuuu

The funny viral videos I remember people sharing and referencing in my community: -Sweet Brown talking about escaping her burning apartment -Antoine Dodson talking about somebody climbing in his sister's second story window to rape her -Tay Zonday singing about racial trauma

News used to be better

happy easter

posting more cuz i'm bored

From a cybersecurity perspective, this policy is inadvisable.

i get dogpiled whenever i say this but... you're all worse than me, im superior to you, and i find your most sacred values and cherished ideals to be so despicable and misguided that theyre beneath my contempt. now watch as the haters swarm 🙄

My favorite part of the Super Mario Galaxy was when Mario, Star Fox and Bowser all teamed up to beat a guy working on a Pokemon fan game to death with The Home Run Bat from Smash Bros 🤩

This iron age man buried in Sussex was so proud of his awesome helmet that he developed an archaeologically detectable neck injury from wearing it so often.

No kings except GaoGaiGar, the King of Braves.

okay this turning out to be actual concept art because the real actual concept art - being internal and not for public use - WAS IN FACT a paintover of ninja gaiden 2 art, is incredibly, incredibly funny. now that's real gamedev

i’m so tired