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No one has ever looked cooler than this tbh

BATMAN: Bane broke my back, so I’m making this quiet religious college kid (who was trained by an order of Templar cosplayers) Batman. He’s Batman now. DICK: what AZRAEL: The beatific face of St. Dumas appeared to me in a grilled cheese and foretold this. TIM: what AZRAEL: Silence, sodomite.

Manager: Do you know how to work a staple gun Me:

Limp Squadron Durstranger

The newest TikTok trend putting youth in danger is ‘Getting Quan Chi’d’ which involves conjuring a fiery skull and shooting it through your friend’s chest

Finished that dragon quest 3 remake. Good game.

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

who got that picture of the norman rockwell guy standing up but his dick and balls are out?

Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.

Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful

I expect game decompilations and N64 Recompiled to be one of the big topics in the retro scene this year, so I've launched an ongoing project: keeping track of them on a page that's as nicely laid and useful out as I can make it!

Fuck. Just had another really bad thought. Working as a soda jerk and the dolly you had your eye on is gettin’ chirped by a gang of beatniks. And all you can do is scoop that mud or else the old man would sock you a one-two for meddling…

No one gets mad at me cause I'm nice.

The way quotes are set up on all these sites are completely backwards. You read the response before the thing it's responding too. Someone must be killed for this.

“If video games were easier to play, then everyone would play them” - a person who doesn’t know about how a lot of people are playing video games

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

games when they want to have like themes and think about the moral weight of their characters actions but they also need to have hundreds of hours of combat to justify all the mechanical weight they put in combat so they put in tens of thousands of ontologically murderable unpersons

Big things happening on r/bejeweled

Day 354 #DuoDailyChallenge #megaman

Crunch time with adorable Ume! The 10-month-old tapir now weighs 483 pounds. 💗 📹: Keeper Katie

If you want to communicate your idea to an artist all you need is 30 seconds and the basic ability to grip a pen

The default cube has unlimited potential and you're all monsters for deleting it.

this is perfect

I SOLD PANZER DRAGOON SAGA FOR THIS SEAT

epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this there are other, better franchises - let this one go

one thing to always remember for the rest of your life is, in any group of people (not counting nazi rallies, terfs, etc.), at least some of them are going to be Cool, and given how miserable the world is, it’s probably a larger percentage than you’d expect. lots of people Don’t suck.

Me: I have the kind of raw intelligence that makes everything in life a breeze. No big deal. Me when I see a headline that’s like, “Judge stays motion to overturn blocked ban”: Only one person could ever possibly understand what this means. I’ll give you a hint. His first name was Albert

You can hack your kindle and it's really easy

ME ON THE WITNESS STAND: so basically the guy who played Balthier in Final Fantasy XII is also the guy who played Fenris in Dragon Age 2, and he’s doing the same voice even though they’re actually very different characters

The best pixel art I've ever seen in a game

The Game Awards is extremely consumer-facing and therefore doomed to be at odds with its stated purpose of recognizing and honoring the creators of games in an awards show for them. As such it is never not funny

I hate when warhammer has important lore characters, stop it, just have a thousand faceless guys fighting and dying for nothing

The same reason my friends all had walkmans in 2009, retro things are cool.

I've played all of donkey Kong and I feel nothing