They just don't name characters things like Devilotte Deathsatan anymore.

Some kind of fucking weird bug in my establishment the food safety inspector is gonna shut us down!

Metroid ravenous. Samus is back and she's hungrier than ever.

yeah, europe has pim fortuyn, america has peter thiel. gay men can fund and support fundamentally hetero-nationalist political projects

Long ago, the world was nothing more than an endless sea cloaked in a boundless sky, reaching as far as could possibly be imagined. Then two great Titans came into existence. The Bionis and the Mechonis. The Titans were locked in a timeless battle. Until at last, only their lifeless corpses remained

password managers need two password generation options: "normal and secure" (40-character alphanumeric) and "your CIO is a dumbass" (16-character mixed case alphanumeric with exactly one special character at the end)

not sure why everyone's posting Clownpiece today, pero aqui esta la payasita! i may have mixed up her design though... #東方Project

That last sentence is the narrative equivalent of being hit by a mack truck lol

Always love pulling off tricky shit like this on the first try

When I'm in a shooting myself in the dick competition and my opponent is Sony

What happens when leadership is so segmented away from real passion for the experience delivered? You're gonna love this

永江衣玖 #深夜の真剣お絵描き60分一本勝負

lrt: imagining now a world where Pot gets Laser Scraper and Devil Jin gets Trishula.

One more until the rest are ready

IORI DOING THE NU METAL POSE

#touhou #東方Project #fumo #fumofumo

Creating in my mind palace a Touhou fan game where sumo gets really popular in Gensokyo entirely to pay off the pun of "Yuyuko, Sai Gyoji" (Yuyuko the Top Judge)

Yea you would be into maid outfits your ancestors owned slaves

five thousand "OMG acting morally superior because someone popular did something shitty doesn't make you look smart" vs one bigboy "Nah I'm divinely gifted with a transgressometer and everyone I don't like is among the transgressors"

You don't have to qualify your posts about retro games with "not to say old thing good new thing bad..." if you believe modern AAA gaming sucks! There's no reason to "be fair" to the era of the battle pass, live service, and 80 hours of padding. If it sucks, hit da bricks!

After the DLC for KH3 released there was a theory going around that [character] was dead and people acting surprised at how plausible it was even though he literally died on screen

yeah

I know the director posted a picture of the gun with a smoking barrel and spent ammo casing…. but death of the author!

Even Steve Rogers gets flaccid on the 4th of July. Nothing to celebrate today

deltaruuune

post from someone with a crush: woke up squirming in agony like a worm on hot pavement again post from their crush: just had a lovely sandwitch 🙂

unbelievable look out of brock from the official red and blue renders. obviously the newer outfit is thematic and i daresay iconic but this is fashion and he knows it. god

still fucks me up that they made a "pac-man metroidvania" and didn't even copy metroid dread's idea of "murderous freaks that chase you through the map until you find a one-time use power-up that can turn the tables and kill them" like c'mon that's a slam dunk

And frankly, even on the 4th of July, I’m far more loyal to Terry Bogard the fictional American than I am to anything about the actual United States of America

It's rather charming imo that Orin has four ears. Most catgirl designs (or animal person in general) obfuscate if there are also human ears or not. Either show the human ears or the smooth side of the head it's fine!

mario

lrt: Letty definitely has the best Stage 1 boss theme thus far and it isnt close imo

my original favorite #pixelart #morelikepixelfart #touhou

One for the road! #pixelart #morelikepixelfart #touhou

"Metal Sonic is cool as fuck and hype as hell" and "Metal Sonic jobs so hard he lost to a wall" are both true if youre a real Metal Sonic fan and not a poser. The overdesigned supersonic air fryer contains multitudes

americans were doing anything with anime except just showing the anime for like three whole decades 😭

finally, more people will learn that marisa offered to set flandre up to marry reimu

dril headquarters

happy 4/95 (Flandre day)

got my fucking egg mobile blown up by a stray fire work

slept wrong and now my moustache is bent up on one side i look like a big dip shit

getting mad at people who think “games are art” because you want some games to be silly and fun too instead of too serious is the same thing as only praising “artistic” games both are treating artsy games as the exception meaning you don’t actually think all games are art puyo puyo tetris 2 is art

Alright. I'm still missing my phone and I'm at work so let's explain this. I consider a game #MajorasMaskMedia when the end product, intentionally or not, reflects the struggles of the game's own creation. Switch 2 Star Fox is the latest example of this. Spoilers in images, transcript in Alt text.

when a cool theme arrangement comes on I feel the need to draw the boss. and yukari? bossest of them all #touhou #東方Project #東方 #yukariyakumo #relatable

Who else yelled and screamed and cheered #deltarunespoilers #deltarune #deltarunechapter5

007 First Light was the best-selling game of May in the US, and the biggest ever opening for a Bond game. Poor sellers, best sellers, just doesn't seem to matter much anymore.

they really did gentrify mahvel i'm sick