“The last night I was a pediatric resident, a child came in with Hib and promptly died by the next day. I didn’t work for 50 years to have everything destroyed by one man.” -Dr. Kathryn Edwards, Vanderbilt University This is what RFK Jr. and the anti-vaxxers have wrought.

*taking a megaphone to a crowd of Nintendo gamers* STAR FOX 64 WAS ALSO A REMAKE. IT'S REMAKES ALL THE WAY DOWN

This has been in my head for months now

lrt: see, it's funny, I've got some cases like this where obviously I stump for like, Magenta Horizon and some other still fairly obscure indies, but also I have multiple cases where I did play shit like Undertale like, two weeks before they exploded but no one's gonna believe that.

if you only buy indie games that have been vetted by 1k+ reviews you go to super hell. spend 5 dollars on a game that looks neat and has 10 reviews.

the rebel levels the point of her sword at my throat. “do you even remember all the people you’ve sent to the oubliette?” no. obviously. the express purpose of the oubliette

lrt: I've always had a soft spot for Trubbish and Garbodor since they thematically complete the theme Weezing and Muk set up in gen 1 and Infinite Fusion has really endeared them to me more because they are truly early and midgame GOATs in both classic and remix mode. *Super* strong and fun.

your favourite pokemon is trubbish

such laffs AND MORE await you in MAD ABOUT DC, out now at a comic shoppe near you!!

Megaten games when Mara shows up as a boss

It seems we just bombed some residential buildings in an attempt to kill a former diplomat who was trying to facilitate negotiations. A civilian trying to *end* hostilities, surrounded by other civilians in their homes. We are completely lost.

I love this one dearly, shoutouts little ghoulie

My proposed Sluggo solo feature has hit its first snag.

I’m fucking crying dude. Asking “pretty please do not introduce a security vulnerability”.

Booktok is a psyop designed to make reading uncool again and it's working.

Just imagine if people treated game output as though it was made by people. (Unless discovered or stated otherwise) Wouldn’t it be nice?

gwynn 💜 #pokemonlegendsza

as we speak someone is going through nearly 20 years of peach x rosalina porn and adding “siscon” to the tags.

Trying to haggle the seller down because my movie's profits left me $1.95 short.

Kind but not nice

lrt: that me moot

Top contender for me

the trojan horse was, historically, a good thing for the people receiving it, right?

basically the thing that makes traditional guarding interesting to me in action games is that there's no guarantee that you'll get an advantage even if you use it successfully, leaving it up to the player to recognize whether it's time to counterattack, move, continue guarding, etc.

If you want to help me out, the best way to do it is by posting an excerpt, like this! If you do this and go "I liked this part" it encourages people to check out the rest of the article. Again, I need literally like SEVEN GRAND to get back on diabetic care.

You can really tell DMC was made by FG designers when you look at something like Royal Guard. Its a parry block stance yeah, but the parry doesn't do anything flashy on success, and the reward is a pooled resource and more DT gauge. Using Royal Release properly still requires you to take a risk

So you get this dynamic of like, instead of parrying leading to huge reward always, it becomes "I need to do this like 4-5 times consistently, and then hit a perfect Royal Release just parry or stun the boss and hit them with Royal Release"

PaRappa the Tripsitter (repost)

obligated to bring this one up again

This one has become a permanent fixture in my mind palace

I think about this one a lot

Renowned game developer Shigeru Miyamoto broke down in tears after his self-financed movie "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" opened to $48 at the worldwide box office: "Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked"

"I, Yukari Yakumo, shall win the race!" I've drawn a Yukari for this game. Give it a try! It's really fun. 🐎 #東方Project #SBR

A special copy of Tokimeki Memorial

personal favorite

In 1845, Friedrich Engels documented the conditions of the English working class in Manchester and articulated a concept that the workers themselves had already named: social murder. ... Every element of this framework maps onto what is happening to transgender people in the U.S. right now.

nintendo fans always get on your ass about this sort of thing like "ooh but the lore says" bro they write the lore they could write something else if they weren't hacks

good post

A new galactic adventure awaits! 🍄🚀 The Super Mario Galaxy Game Movie now in theaters.

this recession has gone TOO FAR

Fundraiser for librarian Luanne James, who stood up to her rightwing library board that demanded she remove kids books with any trace of LBGTQ+ characters or content. "I will not comply." They sacked her and cops escorted her out. She's a hero. This banned author just donated.