If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you

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The Cleveland Cavaliers

The pope is tweeting like a wide receiver. cc: @dennycarter.bsky.social

Men get emotional about women sports,,, I just try do it in a positive way

Hey, I found who’s making the Democratic Party insufferable

I feel like the equivalent of AI and crypto dudes, is mothers who are constantly calling other mothers “mama”

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

Just drove by a “Gen Z doesn’t believe Gen X kids watched the Challenger explode live” discourse and was like, not my problem, not my battle, have yourselves a nice night

Man, we didn’t know what we had…

okay fine because it's april fools i'll do one serious post. i feel nothing but contempt for critically endangered species

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

IMMEDIATE backing. You should too!

Well, this looks incredible. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hjd...

One of those nights where you fixate on how everything is very bad and likely to get much worse

Hey way more people should play this!

The shenanigans know no bounds. If you are not a Giant Bomb watcher, I assure you, its a good use of your little time on this earth.

How are more people not talking about this https://youtu.be/YTwESBcgoyQ?si=a1dyg3K_bab9l-SQ

Rest in Peace, Sato

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

I love (hate) how every 3 months there's a story about how theres 150 evil white men with insane amounts of $$ who use their influence to ruin everything around us, but we never talk about it bc there's a single mom who wants to buy her kid a cookie with her food stamps and thats what really matters

Fuck JK first and foremost. One of the best decisions I ever made was to stay far away from this garbage my whole life. Harry Potter adults should be mocked for it.

I found it, the most deranged way a grocery store has ever displayed pasta sauce

The music plugin space is much more dignified.

"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

I don’t think we should go back to twitter levels of toxicity but there’s a lot of confidently stupid turbolib opinions on here that can only exist in a low predator environment.

I thought they were supposed to help out in some nebulous way. But they are just going to stand around menacing people huh?

ICE has already started assaulting and kidnapping people from airports, as their children watch. The wall for every single person in this American gestapo.

This is why the "maybe ICE won't be so bad" takes are infuriating. You can't possibly be that stupid. I mean maybe you can be that stupid. Let's make it easy: They are sending ICE not because they have to, but because they want to. They could easily send the right people for the job.

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Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

there won't be a "third impact" Mulder, the entire concept is a fantasy you created to avoid reckoning with painful, deep seated psychosexual fears and insecurities. think about it. this "impact" just happens to specifically address your worst— (third impact begins) many things could be causing this

IT’S CALLED HENTAI, COOP. NICHE PORNOGRAPHY FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. REAL WACKYLAND STUFF LIKE TENTACLES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE MASSAGE FROM AN OCTOPUS? ME TOO.

Came out of the post office, saw that a guy had cut my saddle bag off my bike and was about to take off with it. I yelled "Please wait my cat's medicine is in there!" He started to run, and this grandma-age lady goes "SHE SAID HER CAT'S MEDICINE IS IN THERE" and WALLOPED him with her grocery bag.

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS QUOTE FOR A FULL MINUTE STRAIGHT

Congratulations to “Taylor Frankie Paul” on taking the highest-ever initial position on my Do Not Tell Me About This Or Make Me Have To Hear This Rankings

Chuck Norris is dead. He was really shitty but Conan playing this clip from Walker Texas Ranger lives rent free in my head forever tbh so there's that.

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

The complete and utter failure of the metaverse is a reminder not just of the fact that the future Silicon Valley is force feeding us is not inevitable, but that quite often these oligarchs quite simply cannot relate to real people. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social writes.

Ohio State: We need to see a video of Leslie Wexner listing his name, date of birth and social security before doing sex crimes on camera.

Crimson Desert was hyped breathlessly over the last few months on sites like YouTube and TikTok, where video makers described it as the Second Coming, building up froth for a game that could never live up to expectations. That's happened with games in the past. But in 2026, you can wager money on it

Seattle isn’t just a place you can just move to, but if I could, boy it might be where I end up

I am in the coolest bar I’ve ever been to and I don’t ever want to leave

[watching a progressive lose a House primary by 4 points] let me tell you what this very clearly says about national politics

THIEL (red eyes, veins bulging): Mind if I say some stuff that you'd walk away from at a bus stop?