Drew Curtis
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Founder/CEO Fark.com. Likely time traveler
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Paul and Storm
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[P] 🎶 IT’S BEEN… 🎶
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Follow the master
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about 4 hours ago
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All moon launches happen during a full moon because it’s 50% harder to hit a half moon two weeks later
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We finally nuked the moon
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I guess the good news is these people are still idiots
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about 13 hours ago
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A New And More Reasonable Popehat
about 14 hours ago
Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.
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DO NOT CONGRATULATE
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Here's your "Two Weeks" of The Week
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Trump says U.S. will leave Iran in 'two or three weeks'
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/31/trump-iran-war.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)
1 day ago
I've worked here for 45 years and they don't let me fuck the shroud, Jimmy.
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Trump lashes out at allies after they refuse to help pull him out of the bear trap he stuck his hand into after everyone told him what would happen if he did
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Trump voices frustration with allies as Iran war and strait closure push fuel prices higher
President Donald Trump has expressed frustration with allies who have been unwilling to help the U.S. war effort, telling them to “go get your own oil” as the conflict with Iran and its closure of the...
https://apnews.com/article/iran-us-israel-trump-lebanon-march-31-2026-07fcd5216ceae44965de79a60a4623da?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark
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The Shroud of Turin is, uh, crusty
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Shroud of Turin mystery as scientists find DNA from 'multiple people'
In their new study, researchers from the University of Padova found DNA from several sources on the cloth.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15693909/Shroud-Turin-mystery-jesus-DNA-multiple-people.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark
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Looks like someone discovered the New Testament references the Old Testament multiple times and The Daily Mail ran it with a clickbait headline
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Analysis uncovers 'evidence' that God wrote the Bible
Researchers have found thousands of clues throughout the Bible that they believe prove it was written by God.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15692129/bible-analysis-divine-authorship-links.html
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Military still unsure if flyover was deliberate or incidental, which is also how most Kid Rock songs are written except with more booze and cocaine probably
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U.S. Army opens investigation into attack helicopter activities at Kid Rock's home, No Kings protest
U.S. Army officials have ordered a probe into two Apache helicopters that flew over Saturday's "No Kings" protest in downtown Nashville, then engaged in low-altitude maneuvers near Kid Rock's home.
https://www.newschannel5.com/news/newschannel-5-investigates/u-s-army-opens-investigation-into-attack-helicopter-activities-at-kid-rocks-home-no-kings-protest?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark
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#DukeSucks
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Dr. Sarah Parcak
4 days ago
Ancient Egyptians built the pyramids
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I can’t believe that in 2026 enshitification allows me to say “Visit
Fark.com
regularly and then sit back and watch everyone repost every news story you saw two days ago”
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Mike E
5 days ago
That's the other half.
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Well apparently this is illegal
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Citation: KY man arrested for DUI after police find him riding horse with liquor bag tied to saddle
An arrest citation reveals that a Bowling Green man was arrested and charged with DUI while riding a horse.
https://www.lex18.com/news/crime/citation-ky-man-arrested-for-dui-after-police-find-him-riding-horse-with-liquor-store-bag-tied-to-saddle
5 days ago
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NYT is not just terrible at politics, they're terrible at everything in exactly the same way
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6 days ago
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NYT sucks across the board, not just at politics
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6 days ago
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It's a great way to see how worthless NYT is in a different genre outside of politics
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Congrats everyone, we did it
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AI and bots have officially taken over the internet, report finds
HUMAN Security's State of AI Traffic report found that bots have eclipsed human users, with automated traffic growing eight times faster than human activity.
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/26/ai-bots-humans-internet.html
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Phil Plait
7 days ago
Jenny's book is brilliant and made me laugh SO MUCH and could be really important to a kid with mental health issues. Banning it just shows how evil these right-wings jerks truly are.
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The writers for this season of Reality aren't even trying anymore
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Trump Appoints ‘Alpha Male’ Influencer Who Posts About ‘Boobs’ and ‘Beautiful Curvy Women’ to Serve as Special Presidential Envoy
Nick Adams, the "Alpha Male" influencer known for posting about his passion for Hooters, boobs, and "curvy women," announced he had been appointed by Trump.
https://www.mediaite.com/politics/trump-appoints-alpha-male-influencer-who-posts-about-boobs-and-beautiful-curvy-women-to-serve-as-special-presidential-envoy/?ICID=ref_fark
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Buried lede: photo caption says "Black Fox Chocolate" is a brand of cigarettes, and is apparently not a DVD title
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Villagers defend abbot after porn found in his burnt residence
NAKHON RATCHASIMA - After a fire gutted the abbot's quarters at a Buddhist temple in Sikhiu district on Sunday, investigators reported finding pornographic material and a sex toy among the charred rui...
https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/3222524/villagers-defend-abbot-after-porn-found-in-his-burnt-residence?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark
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The sheriff's offices in Adams County, Pennsylvania and Adams County, Colorado would like you to know that they had nothing to do with the Afroman raid in Adams County, Ohio
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No, the Adams County, Pa., sheriff did not raid Afroman's home
The Adams County, Pa., sheriff reminded callers that they were not in Ohio after getting calls about the raid on Afroman's home in Adams County, Ohio.
https://www.eveningsun.com/story/news/local/2026/03/23/adams-county-pennsylvania-sheriffs-office-is-not-in-ohio/89288343007/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark
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"Police have not explained how Webber, a quadruple amputee, was able to drive a car or fire a weapon"
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Amputee cornhole player accused of murder
A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in La Plata.
https://www.fox5dc.com/news/dayton-webber-amputee-cornhole-player-accused-murder?ICID=ref_fark
10 days ago
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Target Tightens Dress Codes headline could use one specific clarification
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Target tightens dress code for all 2,000 stores starting in the summer
TARGET is rolling out a stricter dress code this summer that will impacct all 2,000 locations. The change will comes as the chain tries to make stores feel more polished and consistent. The new req…
https://www.the-sun.com/news/16121344/target-dress-code-stores-code-all-stores-starting-summer/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark
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Michael Harriot
11 days ago
I’m old enough to remember when celebrating a conservative white man’s death could get you fired, censured by Congress or kicked off late night television
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Vanessa Satone
11 days ago
Lost episode of MST3K got submitted to Fark dot com is my sleeper agent activation phrase.
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UncleCrankyPants (verified)
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Your bluesky about fark got posted to Imgur and time is a flat circle
imgur.com/gallery/epis...
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An episode of
Discover topics like awesome, mst3k, Sci-Fi, television, The More You Know, and the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, t...
https://imgur.com/gallery/episode-of-mystery-science-theater-3000-considered-lost-was-discovered-by-fan-garage-sale-minneapolis-UrIjxq0
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Brian Bander
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He died as he lived: batshit insane and roundhouse kicking zombies on direct-to-streaming releases with other failed celebrities. I mean, I assume that's how he lived.
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Chuck Norris' final movie will be Zombie Plane, with Vanilla Ice
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Chuck Norris Stars Opposite Vanilla Ice in Bonkers Final Movie
Chuck Norris will hit the big screen one last time, in an upcoming movie about zombies on a plane, opposite Vanilla Ice. Norris, who died at age 86 on Thursday morning following a mysterious medical e...
https://www.yahoo.com/news/videos/chuck-norris-stars-opposite-vanilla-202204276.html?ICID=ref_fark
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Coach Finstock
12 days ago
You say that there is no breaking news on Bluesky, I SAY FUCK THAT THIS IS THE BREAKING NEWS OF ALL BREAKING NEWS AND I LEARNED ABOUT IT HERE ON BLUESKY THE SPORTS APP
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Great find btw :)
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Lost episode of MST3K just got submitted to
Fark.com
- there are lost episodes?
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MST3K - KTMA - K03 - Star Force
YouTube video by Arthur Putie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Z4hnagGLE
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And now some actual good news
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This High School Student Invented a Filter That Eliminates 96 Percent of Microplastics From Drinking Water
Virginia teenager Mia Heller’s filtration system harnesses the power of ferrofluid, a magnetic oil that binds to microplastics in flowing water
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/this-high-school-student-invented-a-filter-that-eliminates-96-percent-of-microplastics-from-drinking-water-180988363/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark
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I did an even deeper dive into Waffle House FEMA guy turns out he has quite a track record
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Head of FEMA Disaster Response Says He Once Teleported to a Waffle House
But wait, there’s more…
https://oddnews.com/article/head-of-fema-disaster-response-says-he-once-teleported-to-a-waffle-house/
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Chuck Norris passes away, immediately passes back just to prove a point
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Chuck Norris Dead at 86
Chuck Norris -- the famed martial artist and actor in films like "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/20/chuck-norris-dead/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark
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Or, hear me out, we could not start wars
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Tripper
13 days ago
I'm British (living in America) and I got this wrong. Honestly never heard this described at tailgating in my life. Not saying it's wrong, but it's not a universal interpretation in the UK
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Tailgating to be outlawed in the UK, but it's not what you think it is if you're American
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Tailgating at football matches to become criminal offence
Entering a football match in England and Wales without a ticket will become a criminal offence under new laws.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cj0v8z7pm6eo?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark
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This week in Madlibs news headlines:
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Alan Dershowitz plans to seek Trump pardon for 'orgasmic meditation' leaders awaiting federal sentencing
Nicole Daedone and Rachel Cherwitz were convicted in June in a high-profile federal case tied to the controversial wellness company. The pair faces up to 20 years in prison.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alan-dershowitz-plans-seek-trump-pardon-orgasmic-meditation-leaders-aw-rcna264104?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark
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hammancheez
14 days ago
PSA, check your crack for treats because you never know
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