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Oh yay! A Marian Call concert! She has a lovely voice and writes great music including nerd anthems. All y'all should tune in.

Ok @drewcurtis.bsky.social, the last not!newsletter did it. I've been lurking for nearly a quarter of a century, but I finally signed up for BareFark. Congrats.

Time to update the ad-blocker on your fridge

I deny all wrongdoing

Here it is: the dumbest thing you will read today

i just know we're all going to have to sit through a three minute clip of joe rogan saying "i can't believe censorship is happening"

Just wait til tomorrow

Literal enshitification

I deny all wrongdoing

"Patel said the FBI had 'forensic evidence' of the note, but that it had 'since been destroyed.'" Because that's how evidence works now apparently. www.newsweek.com/tyler-robins...

I'll get you Eh Steve, if it's the last thing I doooooooooo!

I was in the perfect mood for this, thank you @dieworkwear.bsky.social

u guys seemed pretty sure just a little while ago tbh

Oh boy here come all the "What's a groyper?" texts

This will not age well

there are currently 873 rostered NFL players born in time to see their current team win a Super Bowl, & 848 currently rostered players who've never seen their current team win a Super Bowl. Chicago Bears are the most recent team to win a Super Bowl & have no current players who were alive for it

“We got him*” (*His dad dropped him off)

Accurate

Endorsed

Here you go: as it happened

I lived it

Fark.com headline: Charlie Kirk becomes the sacrifice he was willing for others to make

www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some... From Tuesday

JFC Drew. What are the Powerball numbers. You may as well do some good

Called it

Overheard an older gentleman telling a friend about accidentally going to a Ren Faire - used the phrase “the women were all cinched up and poured out”

Just two weeks till my all-ages San Francisco concert with mc chris & Swell Rell! Last gig of the year, for me! Bottom of the Hill, Sept 20. bottomofthehill.com/20250920.html

It's my birthday week - I'm raising funds towards the rent of this place I work in (a lovely office full of to-dos). I'm at twitch.tv/textfiles sharing my work, regardless!

I'm day drinking AMA

This is the way

KPop Demon Hunters and Sinners could be in the same universe

definitely could be it.

Breaking: a young and healthy Donald Trump announces that Space Force will be launching a preemptive strike on The Great Gazoo, who he heard make threats as he fitfully napped in front of the TV Saturday.

are we 100% sure riley gaines isn't just charlie kirk in drag or

Evergreen

Anyone made the ham sandwich joke yet?

So...is there a Mr. Now?

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅 oddnews.com/article/kati...

I regret to inform you that Kim Davis, married 4 different times to 3 different people, is back to protect the sanctity of marriage from the evil gays skepchick.org/2025/08/the-...

By popular demand, the Yakety Sax edit

Evergreen

[P] It's the ultimate "I saw a brown person" Nextdoor post, except the poster can deploy the National Guard

Today in "whatever is in those files must be really really bad"

In the abstract there's no inherent connection between crypto and being a malevolent, transgressive asshole. But the two things run together with remarkable consistency.

i see a thread about Vox and SB Nation and everything being said in it is almost word for word Nick Denton promoting Kinja 12 years ago

Post that goes viral

I have 15 seconds tops

Krissy and @dillhero.bsky.social crashing Fark @drewcurtis.bsky.social at GenCon