How does cat hair get in my laptop keyboard?

In 2000, we had protests (*in-person*!) about DoubleClick’s use of cookies for advertising, and the potential to track people across as many as 1500 (🤣) websites. They dodged the objections, Google bought DoubleClick, and every harm that was feared came to pass. archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes....

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Fark News Livestream up - now with more robot wolves and Bumpy the Baby Hippo

Just $400ish more unlocks the @scalzi.com match!

i was NOT expecting f*ing fark to show up in 2026 in my favorite brewery garden. what a jump scare. @drewcurtis.bsky.social you clever bastard. i did not try the farking wheaton w00tstout. i would have retroactively died.

WE'RE STILL DOING IT LET'S GO ALREADY

I've been pretty quiet about my prep to ride my bike from SF to LA for charity, so here's an update! And here's a link where you can throw your spare change at me for doing tricks. Tricks like not dying while riding my bike very far support.climateride.org/participants... youtu.be/YWfaYo-sA6g

At least he didn’t depict himself as Jesus again. But the week is still young. #DonaldTrump #iran #uno #usa #war #OddNews

For those watching the Kentucky Derby, if you're not sure who to bet on I got my kitten Artemis Scout Ghost Recon to pick the winners for you

I’m starting to wonder about how tight of a circle the Venn diagram between AI psychosis and narcissism is

We call it the double Dutch rudder.

Let's go!

Vantara sanctuary, currently subject of a Supreme Court investigation, says it has the "expertise, infrastructure, and resolve" to receive 80 invasive Cocaine hippos. #colombia #cull #hippopotamus #india #PabloEscobar #sanctuary #OddNews

92% cacao is too much for snacking, in case anyone was wondering

I'm not old enough to properly remember the 2000s, so for me it's bizarre hearing about how things *used* to be. What do you mean Bill Kristol used to be far-right? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WAS A SHOW ON TV CALLED "THE MAN SHOW"???

No but the clown still does

We will learn exactly nothing from Trumps live address

I see your Marcus and raise you Rick Sanchez.

Because blaming video games, television, D&D, Satan, and fatherless households instead of the guns is completely played out at this point #AI #chatbot #chatgpt #florida #tampa #OddNews

From Big Top to Papal Throne, the Lessons Never Left #catholic #clown #freakshow #pope #PopeLeo #religion #OddNews

@timheidecker.bsky.social congrats on Infowars! Holler if you could use material or collaboration - I have a ton of it to share over at Fark.com

No way this can come back to bite us in the ass later

TACO Tuesday!

Trump will read a bible verse during this: which one do you recommend?

I deny all wrongdoing

Can't wait til the lawsuit reaches... I see what you did there

Russia counters with new coal-powered reconnaissance horse. #military #robots #robotics #russia #ukraine #war #OddNews

AI Moderation still sucks

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No way that store is big enough for all three

This is why we can’t have nice things. #alcohol #cruise #drunk #injury #Miami #tequila #OddNews

Lemme see if this works: Hey everyone, @fark.com is now an AI company. Shower me with cash

hey Anchorage!!! I am coming to town tomorrow. I get to present with @lilyhopeweaver.bsky.social at the state arts conference, I get to record for my new album, AND I get to play a house concert on Saturday night. RSVP and details at mariancall.com!

I deny all wrongdoing

JD Vance is the Jim Cantore of political forecasting

Then, presumably, the rest of humanity. Using data you posted on Meta platforms. For Meta to sell to advertisers. Anyone can see where this is heading. #AI #clone #employees #MarkZukerberg #meta #OddNews

Baby Jessica, now 40, arrested for domestic assault in Texas

The real question is why was he resurrecting Epstein in the picture?

🕺🇭🇺 When you found out that Orban's rule over.

What Would Anti-Christ Jesus Do?

Looks like Trump has resurrected Epstein

I’m glued to the Artemis coverage because it is so unlike anything we get to see in the news these days: cool shit done by smart, super competent people working together closely. Positive vibes but not treacly sentiment. Also (probably) a glowing alien god of peace about to emerge from the capsule.

It's too bad that the people who will benefit from this can't see it.

Good news everyone: 158 year old home distilling ban declared unconstitutional www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

Google AI hits 91 percent factuality. Now you know. And knowing is half the hallucination. #AI #google #hallucination #lie ##overview #OddNews

Skylar is correct, both about the science and the impact. I saw people saying this was the corona and I knew it wasn't (it's too smooth and too far from the sun), but I'm a little overwhelmed with stuff right now and didn't get a chance to write anything. She covers this well!

There are so many good things @hankgreen.bsky.social has done, but I don’t think any of them have moved me more than this one. It’s just such a beautiful, clear explanation, all the more touching for its simplicity. Please do set aside some time to watch it. youtu.be/oaXRREHVkHo

Anyone need a timeline cleanse? Got just the thing for you: Tornado warning merges Hindu wedding with girls volleyball tournament, everyone joins in