Hope you all are doing better than yesterday Seriously this is my wish for the world At all times But let’s do it Go

Whoa. Finally saw it

Christ I can’t type anything without at least three autocorrects. Ask me anything. Also I l may pass out soon

Hit me w any other questions - I know this is bad because autocorrect says i shouldn’t. Multiple times as it turns out

Currently would like to post some drunk wisdom but sober me will be horrified. Ask me anything

Looking for a new Xmas tradition? Gävle Goat is still unburnt as of this moment. Will it survive this year? Livestream link below

Good news - he did:

The Cybertruck of warships

Anyone looking to be a future Internet Edge Lord better bone up on what "sour crude" is

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Duke Sucks

'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'

Let’s go folks

Quick everyone: announce your bad news. Everyone else is reading Epstein Files

“Nuclear fusion has been perpetually 20 years away from commercial viability for the past 70 years. Truth Social has been perpetually 6 months from profitability since 2021, showing similar commitment to aspirational timelines.”

What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?

New Marcus The Worm adversary just dropped

Trump’s going to announce we are invading Vuvuzela

Facebook made an algorithm that gave Boomers whatever they wanted, and they destroyed democracy, and then all those FB product managers went over to OpenAI and made ChatGPT, and now they've made a chatbot that tells Boomers whatever they want to hear, and... well, this should go great.

This is the least funny week of 2025

Tis the season

Happy for a moment :)

The headline writer knew what they were doing

Reposting this for the morning crowd.

Within the next seven days…

“Other things are happening” Uh oh. It’s on Admission: I'm a time traveler from 2030. Hope you enjoyed 2025. It's as good as it gets for awhile

Hey MechaHitler how do I get to Elons house?

Anyone know which version of the nativity mentions 12 elves? Or aliens?

Next week Google should announce they're adding a third AI to Chrome to watch the second AI watch the first one

This whole situation is an absolute cluster but hopefully Seattle will turn it into something awesome

I'll have a big blog post about it, but I am on the hunt for a sponsor for my livestream to help pay for this office - the rent is quite a lean. If you're so inspired, let me know.

Overhearing a college student explaining their version of Christian theology, their confidence is impressively unwarranted. As in, it doesn't appear to adhere to any version of Christianity I'm aware of. But good for them, I guess?

Other than the clear top-of-alphabet favoritism in this list (9 out of 20 have names that start between A and C? Typical biased media) this is a great list. Subscribe to The Onion, too, obviously, but this is a very good way to spend your money on good people.

Advertising market is already collapsing. We’ll be lucky if it’s above 0%

"What a majestic club" yes indeed

Duke Sucks

Which makes them the most responsible drinkers among all primates who went to Berkeley. #alcohol #chimpanzee #fruits #research #OddNews

When Marco changed the channel he woke up and angrily swore he was "just resting his eyes." Then promptly fell asleep again

At the other places, it’s by design

Apparently, all it takes for humans to act decently is a brooding billionaire in a cape. #batman #research #superhero #train #OddNews

Yes and I’m not really trying

Hell Dick Balls

@profanity.accountant what's the tally

If you like space stuff, this is the big one. Jump on it

I'm having a sale on my newsletter! A Premium subscription (3 issues/week) is now 20% off, so it's $4.80 a month or $48 per year (that's 156 issues!). You can also get this as a gift for that space nerd in your life. badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/holiday-sa... P.S. Bonus cool space pic at this link!

Third, maybe fourth, circle of Hell.

I can't believe the Wordle Thanksgiving solve was FELCH 🤬