AS ONE DOES

Locals in Ireland report seeing a lion on the loose. Turns out to be a half-shaved local friendly dog named Mouse No word on if anyone tried to teach him to walk backwards

Yesssssss!!! That was a WILD time on Fark😂 @drewcurtis.bsky.social @pseudonic.bsky.social

Nature is healing

I deny all wrongdoing

"The classic 'how many Poles' question has been updated to 'just one and their prompt was a zero shot.'"

"The felony charge didn’t survive the grand jury, which declined to indict the closest thing to a literal ham sandwich a grand jury is ever likely to see"

We used it for Dick Clark back in 2012

@fark.com headline: "Dick goes limp"

Still waiting for Trump to attempt to read the word "Nigeria" off a teleprompter

Waiting for the right headline to get submitted…

And now, for something completely different...

Alaska prosecutors filed seven felony charges against The Knights of Ni LLC & its owner, Ryan Carroll, alleging more than $500,000 in fraudulent Medicaid billing, an amount that easily buys both a shrubbery & a tasteful path down the middle. Read more below. #Alaska #holygrail #montypython #OddNews

Royal Flush

End times are truly upon us

Serial TV-Appearer & expert in literally nothing, Kim Kardashian announced during this week’s “The Kardashians” that the 1969 Apollo 11 moon landing “didn’t happen,” a conclusion reached after what she described as extensive video-based research on TikTok. Read more below... #moon #NASA #OddNews

"This is not the kind of thing you see every Halloween, not at this price point anyhow"

something I haven't seen shared much: if you are donating to a food bank because of the SNAP halt, check your employers matching donation policy! you can double your dollars with next to no effort

Demonheads

Nards

Today in horrible legal defense strategies (and also horrible cover pics):

I recorded two episodes of It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton today. I'm coming back TOMORROW with a new episode, and I'm so excited for y'all to hear it. You can subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, and you can support the show at patreon.com/storytime, where I do some fun extras.

If you have a glow in the dark bat decoration, it's scientifically accurate

Which house did you say it was again? Asking for a friend

“Asspiration” was right there for the taking

I can't wait for the limited series starring David Tenant

He's a member of the House of Lawds He Comin'

Working title: “Wood for Sheep” Which will also be the title of the inevitable porn parody version

The Chonk Ness Monster

When Grand Theft Auto 6 finally drops, it may or may not feature dynamic weather, realistic crime economies, & motion-captured dance moves. What it will definitely not have, despite what Google’s AI Overview told millions of people, is a twerk button. Read more below. #AI #dance #gta #twerk #OddNews

Get slappin people

an FBI official says the alleged NBA gambling ring involves the "Toronto Rangers" (not a real team), which doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the quality of their investigation

Rally the troops we Fark at dawn

Every one of these headlines is a damned masterpiece

This is absolutely correct

Nice to see that @fark.com / @drewcurtis.bsky.social appreciate my headline here... www.fark.com/comments/138...

LIJIANG, China — A theme park has apologized after several of its “family-friendly” sculptures were described by horrified visitors as “something Guillermo del Toro would delete from his nightmares for being too much.” Read more below... #China #grotesque #NIGHTMARE #scary #themepark #OddNews

Okay, for the folks who asked: here's the majority AI view, writing up the reasonable, thoughtful view on AI that the vast majority of people in tech hold, that gets overshadowed by the bluster and hype of the tycoons trying to shill their nonsense. anildash.com/2025/10/17/t... Please share!

Roger Davis, a San Diego entrepreneur of undisclosed industry and very disclosed political opinions, says his problems with women began when he bought a Tesla Cybertruck. Read more below... #cybertruck #marriage #relationship #tesla #women #OddNews

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

He also now weighs 175lbs, is 6ft 7in, and can run a mile in under four minutes

StudioCanal says the sketch tarnished a “symbol of British decency.” Which is rich, considering the last time Britain protected Peruvian exports, it involved the Falklands. Read more below... #paddington #lawsuit #PaddingtonBear #parody #PrinceHarry #spittingimage #StudioCanal #OddNews

In what Sheriff Grady Judd described as “an incident that makes even Florida blush,” 51-year-old Walter Frymire was arrested after deputies discovered he had attempted to smuggle a thermos into the Polk County Jail the old-fashioned way: by becoming the container. Read more below... #floridaman

Can't improve on the original headline

Fark, Newgrounds, I-Mockery and Something Awful walk into a web ring. Leave with All Your Base, RedVsBlue, and Homestar Runner

Everyone is leaving bluesky and going to Fark.com

Max Fosh, a British YouTuber best known for weaponizing awkwardness, embarked on a mission to violate ten obscure European laws in ten countries within two days. Read more below... #bakery #driving #DumbLaw #europe #pigeon #pillow #salmon #OddNews

Tennessee congressman Tim Burchett, noted for his ability to confuse both science and indoor plumbing with magic, announced that aliens are living in five or six secret underwater UFO bases just off America’s coast. Read more below... #aliens #ocean #Tennessee #TimBurchett #UFO #OddNews

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