I feel like now is a great time while everyone is fired up about Nexstar to remind people that our local Rochester station voted to unionize ages ago and the management is still refusing to bargain with them.

America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists

Started off rough, you really don't have to hand it to em, but he finished strong

My brother once triggered the stop mechanism on an escalator at Irondequoit mall because he was purposely dragging his sneaker against the edge and it got wedged so maybe Trump's team should idk stand normal on an escalator

I love bruising at the drop of a hat, I just leaned the wrong way against my car getting a bag out of the seat and I know my shin will be yellow and purple tomorrow

I recently went into target for the first time since January and it appears they had not mopped the floors in those nine months so you are not missing anything

Me every time I go to a city

Former Nexstar employees watching the entire country discover who they are and absolutely hate them

You're in the middle of a HUGE PR crisis and decided to go ahead with your price hike?!

In related news, I found a fork in my kitchen today

Oh my fucking god

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

GOP: pregnant women must suffer and be in pain and if your baby has autism it's directly your fault Also the GOP: WHY AREN'T YOU HAVING BABIES

I was in NYC last month and my not super online BFF asked if I wanted to go into the Harry Potter store we walked past. I replied "eh, I kinda left that in my childhood a while ago" and he responded "oh thank god." Then I said "plus JK sucks now" and he goes "SHE'S AN ASSHOLE" ☠️

I have two autistic nephews and have had multiple people ask if I'm autistic so maybe it's not Tylenol but fuckin' genetics

So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.

For immediate release. Thank you @jimmykimmel.com and everyone who spammed this account in all caps for 5 days with your threats to deny your children joy.

Can't believe with all this rapture talk I forgot to repost the story about how in 2012 my (now ex) SIL thought the rapture was gonna happen and was sad when it didn't

the new Mandalorian and Grogu trailer dropped today and Pedro Pascal has not promoted it one bit and instead shared an ACLU letter he signed on to...oh that man is PISSED at Disney right now, I just know it

Got woken up by the windows rattling at 7:15am from construction, the lawn crew is mowing a day early, and I had two back to back meetings right at 9am. I am overstimulated and would like to crawl back into bed please

How is it a "debate" when one participant has lost before she even opens her mouth, because the implicit rule is "bitches should shut up, no bitch has anything to say." It's not a debate. A debate requires a good faith hearing of both sides. "Bitches shut up" is not a good faith hearing.

Kirk was not subtle. His argument was that liberalism robbed white men of their birthright: submissive white virginal wives. His "debate" videos were mostly about dangling cute white liberal girls in front of his rabidly misogynist audience, to titilate and enrage them. x.com/charliekirk1...

Au contraire, as a Bills fan and employed woman I gleefully cackle every time he goes wide right and I think they should replay it multiple times

hahahahhaha YES I waited long enough and I am finally back in fashion!! My chunky ankle booties and Alexander McQueen skull scarf are ready to ride again!

One of the greatest things I ever got to do in college was write a paper on Wikipedia citing only Wikipedia and opening it with the Michael Scott quote about Wikipedia because (I shit you not) my professor's name was Michael Scott

Heard the jerk store was just bought by private equity. Guess I better purchase more of you before they declare bankruptcy in 6 months

Disney's mystery Mousekatool is currently a shovel to help them keep digging deeper

Cris Collinsworth's voice is the La Croix version of RFK Jr's voice

I don't think many people realize she's Kosovo Albanian. She just got Kosovo citizenship this year. She doesn't fuck around about occupying/colonizing forces

I have a friend who used to work for Best Buy/Geek Squad managing deliveries an repairs and he said if anyone he knows buys a Samsung appliance "they're getting written out of the will"

I was raised non religious but went to catholic schools. When I was ten we moved to California and the public schools were crazy overcrowded so my mom put me in a Christian school.

Another thing to consider about Disney's decision is they're currently under major construction for new lands in 3/4 parks, which in the past has made people skip/delay trips to avoid the mess/less rides and go when it's done to experience the new rides. And they just made that decision even easier

I love when people imply gluten free is a fad diet choice in the year of our lord 2025. You think I gave up breakfast sandwiches on a whim?! No more cubanos cause I felt like it?! No bitch, I did this because it is sadly the only way I can eat normally again. I would cut off a finger for a banh mi

People who are surprised Disney adults are getting mad/boycotting Disney have never read a Disney forum. They discontinued the free airport shuttle and people were acting like Mickey shot their dog in front of them

One thing to understand about most “Disney Adults” is that the parks have only gotten more expensive and crowded while offering less ever since they reopened in 2020 so it doesn’t take that much more to make people stop going. And the theme park forums are rightfully pissed about Kimmel

Never in my entire life did I think one day I would be seeing "I was a Buffalo Bills fan before it was cool" sweatshirts

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

The kids' pop music fucking sucks these days, it's BORING

What is it going to take for these fucking white men to understand these are not "disagreements"? Telling me I should be subservient barefoot in the kitchen, telling black women they don't have brainpower, is a violent threat to our bodily autonomy

I hope zombie Louise Slaughter rises from her grave to slap you in the face, Joe

this exists it is called thinking

Starting to think narcissism is massively under-diagnosed in our society

Tips For Junk Journaling https://theonion.com/tips-for-junk-journaling/

oh my GOD ☠️

Absolutely the least of the problems here with the Disney debacle but uh boy howdy do I have a bunch of shirts and sweatshirts that just because the equivalent of a red hat overnight and those shits were EXPENSIVE

Saving you a click: 13WHAM: Sinclair WROC channel 8: Nexstar WHEC News10NBC: Hubbard

Fucking COWARDS

Reopen the schools and teach them Marshall McLuhan!! The medium is the message!

This defense has been an EMBARRASSMENT tonight