Maybe I'm a little ~*~sensitive~*~ but don't like today's NYT Strands in the context of our current Epstein files pedophile bullshit reality. Can't say more without spoiling the answers but wouldn't be surprised if I wake up and it's pulled

I read the report (it's fucking stupid) and the entire thing is "corn comes from a can" energy but make it modernly stupid

Dumped him miles from home after dark in BUFFALO in February along the Niagara River. Doubt they gave him a jacket. Homicide by the elements.

just saw an IG comment of someone saying skin cancer isn't caused by the sun but by "seed oils, carcinogenic meats, processed sugar, GMO wheat, big pharma, and alcohol" and someone else replied "girl if all those cause cancer then how are the Rolling Stones still alive" ☠️

The Democratic side of the chamber should be empty.

HOW ARE WE STILL DOING THIS AFTER TEN YEARS WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKM

There goes any desire I had to trek to Buffalo for a Sabres game

Fashion is always art this is like saying water is wet is the theme

Post old memes to confuse young people

I hate bitches like this because I cannot take hormonal birth control. I've tried all different forms and they all suuuuck for me. But you can't have a reasonable discourse around why when crazies like this are pushing this narrative!

Age verification: "snape kills dumbledore" was spoiled for me by clicking on a YTMND link from a fark.com thread

Foregoing the SOTU to watch The Imagineering Story and scream "MICHAEL EISNER WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG" and "BRING ME WESTCOT" at the tv

The orchestral backing to AWOLNATION is INCREDIBLE

When the local festivals start announcing headliners and the sun came out for 30 seconds today

Quite literally the No Fun Police

I would also like to add, can we retire the fucking "girlhood" narrative around Alysa Liu and the whole Olympics wins. It's just "girlboss" but even more infantilizing. We are WOMEN, not girls

I read this stat off to my parents and my mom said "I remember a Ford Pinto was going for $4,000 and I thought 'for that price, I could get two.'" And my dad replied "I bought my Chevy Nova for $2300 but it had an aluminum engine"

Unfortunately, being a born and raised Rochesterian *has* given me a sense of moral superiority for routinely driving in snow conditions that would make anyone south of the NY/PA border stay home and anyone south of the Mason-Dixon Line somehow set their car on fire

New blatant tell that your social media copy was written with AI: the word "unapologetically"

Is the president mocking the U.S. women’s hockey team on a celebratory call with the men’s team going to attract even an iota of the sustained handwringing that the idea of trans athletes disadvantaging women’s sports has gotten

Cantaloupe and Honeydew is the only correct answer here. Basically any melon but watermelon. TRASH

Was just going to keep checking this and running it manually as needed but the damn thing nearly filled up in a week and I remembered I have travel planned next month so guess who is forking out for a replacement this week 🙃

Am I hearing correctly that the arena started blaring Freebird right at the drop immediately after the win? Ouch 😂

I just learned about the Olympics figure skating gala at the end of the games and are you KIDDING ME I LOVE THIS www.reddit.com/r/olympics/s...

TSA Pre is literally just a separate line. At smaller airports it merges with the regular line at the passport check. This does not save any personnel!

Do they need them, or did they see James Van Der Beek's wife successfully grift people out of millions and want a piece of the pie?

Yeah CAUSE YOU BITCHES WERE FUCKING DUMB AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My neighborhood lives off a state route that transitions into a suburban/village area. Just past my turnoff is where it drops from 45 to 30 mph

When everyone talked about quitting tech and becoming farmers that was not what we meant

Absolutely dying at the hype music before the speed skating men's 1500 gold medal ceremony transitioning from "Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore to "Boom Boom Boom Boom!!" by the Vengaboys ☠️

The Brits arresting Prince Andrew before we arrest a single person

Need an update to this sticker that says "there is no AI, it's just someone else's brain"

Top marks to Bedford Borough Council on both history and astrophysics. 🔭

And this is why you can't take toxic Star Wars fans seriously because they'll cry and cry about the new stuff not respecting canon, and then when a character they should easily know shows up they have no clue who it is

Michaels using GenAI on their website and in designs, insane prices on their seasonal items, low inventory on yarn, inventory on the website not matching the store, sending emails calling crafts "Grandmacore"...it's giving ~*~private equity~*~ men ruining another craft company

How is nobody commenting on how they put this caption with a photo of a guy who was born to Cuban immigrants

Heavy on the medical devices. Do you like getting X-rays or having your IV meds delivered by an infusion pump in the hospital? Or the blood testing machine that tests you for cancer? Guess what all runs on computers

So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.

it’s pretty funny to make a world where everything is based on computer. and then fuck that part up specifically

This is totally non-standard for any publication. Every pub everywhere pretty much cleans up uhms, uhm, and vocal tics like that, which EVERYONE DOES. This is extremely intentional. If I was writing this I’d probably do the quote “this is of course a very longstanding policy of the United States”

Watched a guy today at Wegmans roll up to the smart cart registers with no scales with a dumb cart loaded with already packed groceries, scan like 3 items, and check out. A whole cart of groceries for $18 lmao

My sump pump is fully functional but the float broke so it can only be operated manually. My dad reminded me with the snow melt to go check it. It was...very full. Shoutout to my dad for being very Dad and averting catastrophe (it's right next to my hot water heater, furnace, and W\D)

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

I saw someone say, “Emerald Fennell is Greta Gerwig’s Wario,” and I haven’t stopped laughing 😭

They think of “urban” as synonymous with Black and that explains a good deal of the invalidation of urban spaces as “real America”