Saw a video clip where a guy said AI proponents think "intelligence is just data at scale" and DAMN if that isn't the most succinct and accurate way to sum up the delusion. Imma steal that one www.instagram.com/reel/DSh3Tjn...

Having grown up in a big house that was not walkable to anything and then several smaller spaces walkable to cool stuff, this is 100% true, with the one exception that you can literally never have enough kitchen storage space

Once in Florida we stayed in a condo backing up to a golf course and the golfers were all TERRIBLE. I watched one guy practice his swing like five times and then a sandhill crane let out a huge mating HONK on his actual swing and he whiffed it 3 feet sideways into the sand. I think he heard me laugh

"is the Pope Catholic?" is apparently a head-scratcher for these people

We’re entering the age of AI slop that people believe en masse. This post is 100% fake and probably AI generated. All made up. Yet massive number of upvotes, views and shares. Journalist @caseynewton.bsky.social got in touch with the “whistleblower.” The guy faked all “evidence” with AI…

People are mad someone drew tits on a cartoon dog? Is this everyone's first day on the internet?

Found a diamond earring that isn't mine in my house while cleaning so I guess you can win the lottery without playing it lol

you guys ever see Looper

Counterpoint: if your ego is so massive that you think you can singlehandedly turn around the NY Jets, you deserve the humiliating downfall

IG shows you Threads in your feed if you're not joined up and I guarantee they're counting that as DAUs lmao

I just started watching The Expanse and I can't quite put my finger on it but I think this show was made in the 2010s

If you quote post with no caption or context just for engagement bait, I'm detaching the quote and blocking. Bye.

I don't really do resolutions any more but last year I decided I wanted to spend my dollars as local as possible. This was revised post tariff bullshit to "spend local or foreign if needed but don't spend if not needed"

This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.

i’m going to need a full refund on my taxes this year

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Sorry for all the incessant posting in the last few days, I had to rip out the sleeves of the cardigan I'm knitting twice and I have been continuously procrastinating doing the math to fix the shaping decreases

Guys, don't worry, the last time we thought Trump was starting WWIII on January 3rd was 2020 and nothing else went wrong that year

Technically, if you think about it...we could reclaim the Fast Ferry

I feel like non-New Yorkers need to know that before 2016, Schumer's bread and butter was silly little consumer rights bills and issues. He'd send out triumphant press releases and then his office would immediately call the newsroom to ask if we were running it. He was not made to lead.

they have literally never gotten over the Obama situation room photo for the bin Laden raid

This war will destabilize the entire region and set off a global shockwave of anti-Americanism vs. no it won’t

Lucy has assured me on three separate occasions that she will not yank the football away at the last second

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Netflix finally realized I was using my parents password and asked if I wanted to create an account so I guess I'm never finding out how Stranger Things ends

Ah, the more things change, the more they stay the same www.dailymotion.com/video/x7x3nmp

RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)

As an (upstate) New Yorker this is hilarious to me because "NY resident has nice expensive boots" is like "fork found in kitchen"

my dad: I didn't like this book at all. It was about a heroin addict and it was all shooting up and too much sex. his goodreads review: ⭐️⭐️⭐ also my dad: This book was excellent. I read it in a day. Engrossing. Highly recommend. his goodreads review: ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Last year Jazz Fest 9 day club passes were $250 at the early bird pricing. This year they added Kodak Hall and early bird 9 day passes are over $400. Fuck right off.

I've driven a damn MINI Cooper in worse snow lmaoooooo

The source on this is a speculative report. It holds as much weight as a horoscope.

I literally learned how to drive on Gran Turismo 3. I was so bad at it my brother made me do the tutorials and it taught me how to take a corner and drive properly in the snow 😂

If an Old Navy Fourth of July shirt could read the news.

How I think I look walking into Wegmans draped in scarves with my hood up vs how I actually look

Important context is that this guy got briefly fired in the 2000s for comparing our Black mayor to a monkey and was Twitter's main character for a day when he said "okay Boomer" was as bad as the n-word and even the dictionary dunked on him

Thank fuck my main hobby is marked safe from AI because AI cannot parse how it works

Welp I'm starting 2026 with something making me overwhelmingly nauseous and want to barf, happy fucking new year to me!

“i don’t like either party”

Oh my god Bills I am going to throw up

OJ Simpson looking ass

Temporarily forgot my parents live in east bumfuck Fairport and drove from my house to their house to downtown and back to their house and then my house (~45 miles) on 65 miles of range left, oops!

“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”

Going to get so much snow today I might just have to stay home alone with Christmas leftovers and knitting and finishing my audiobook...

We have sampled...ten tequilas tonight? The holiday needed after how this year ended. Merry Chrysler

And Tiny Sim, who DID die

Throne of Lies (2003)

It really is wild how people don't blink an eye at 90% of dietary restrictions but act like someone else not eating gluten is a personal offense to them