Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "Please go down, please go down, please go down"

Still here

Sometimes I think that humans aren't evolved enough to handle this much information at a constant pace.

Yall keep tabs on this story, its getting wild

Never let a stoner buy 8 frozen hamburgers, a frying pan, and a single bun. Fuck

Why do some blues players wear giant hats? Is that like a status symbol among other players. The bigger the hat, the better the player?

Repost with your favorite comic run Black Canary is a singer in a punk band trying to protect the guitar player who is an alien. And of course the government is involved. Every panel in that whole run could be a local band poster

Conspiracy theory: JD Vance is not a real person. He looks AI generated in every picture. And nobody in the government ever mentions him, or hell you never see JD in a room with another actual person.

Our weekly round-up of the best wildlife photography. This feature has fast become a favorite in my household, and a valuable end-of-week timeline cleanser! www.theguardian.com/environment/...

ICE kicking puppies now? Wtf is next, tying women to railroad tracks? Fuck ICE

Look at this fatass princess

These girls always acted like they hated each other but here they are watching birdies.

I wish more AEW wrestlers interacted on here, theres a whole fan base ready to go

Just lines of solid ice. Fell several times trying to get my car out of that pothole. Its bad look when UK, with all its side roads, was cleared before this city did

Political people discovering Brody King and MJF is fun to watch. Yall should tune in more often, its a lot of fun. One of the inaugural tag team champions is an actual ventriloquist and made it part of her character

Is it normal to go through guitar strings like crazy? Or am I trying to play it like a bass?

I AM OFFENDED! THEY BRING THE OTHER ACTORS IN, BUT NOT ME!? I AM RAPTOR #6 ON LEFT! I DEMAND TO BE INCLUDED

They trash! Oh Lo0k aT mE i haVe a LONG nEck! I GOT CLAWS ON MY TOES MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Calico gremlins

@bubblesvampire.bsky.social @conductress.bsky.social did yall know there is a bird watching game called Wingspan?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The only way ill watch the shitty Melania movie is if it gets the MST3K treatment.

I dont know how else to describe it...its just a sad hamburger

Catherine O' Hara is partly to blame for my fear of seafood.

If those new files are real, they are vile and sinister. Don't read them if you can avoid them.

OH SHIT MY DREAM JOB JUST OPENED

THE SNOW WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

Sometimes you just gotta be pretty in a snow storm

See, Chub is very photogenic

A few years ago some friends flew in and we had great BBQ on the Ohio River. This is the music that was playing. Anytime I hear Steve Miller, I think of them. @bubblesvampire.bsky.social @conductress.bsky.social

Jojo and I share the same hobby; glaring at the snow

If you see this, take this as a sign to get offline for awhile and unwind from the current events plaguing us right now

Fuck ICE and throw them in hell where they belong. Actually no, send them to El Salvador.

Can you buy a flame thrower from Home Depot?

Any other Kentuckianas watching the avalanche of snow slowly creeping toward us?

Totally forgot about work place drama at the ol college.

Working on a college campus again and its drastically different from 2 years ago.

Starting my new (old) job today. Hopfully all goes well. It will be nice to work on campus again.

Im so glad Gwar exists

Stupid politics question, but wouldn't suspending elections this far out from midterms explode in the regime's face?

Stress Break, today's Yukon Cornelius, Kitten at Large, generously giving kisses to everyone

Did anyone else have a cat who appears out nowhere, and then sit down and judge you for crimes against humanity?

Its not just oranges born without braincells

Chub

FUCK ICE

Im just gonna ignore the news and go back to bed....

@bubblesvampire.bsky.social there was a 2 hour line to eat at Tally Ho last night before shutdown