I have never seen Knives Out before, or anything related to it, so when Daniel Craig comes out with that southern voice, I was shocked

Jojo face plants when shes asleep

Batman Forever

Aldis pulled pork comes in a sac.

Saw this brown spooder today! I wonder if all jumping spooders have the same haircuts.

If Amy McGrath wins the primary, im never voting again.

It’s good to be back on the Isle of May…

#nature #photography #ducks

My villain origin story would be going to the happy pond that was filled with geese and ducks, and seeing it got mowed and most of wildlife is gone.

Anyone else's cats pace or try to herd you to bed when its past "bedtime"?

I am the duck god

Amy McGrath is the Jill Stein of KY Dems

The Cohen brothers are ruining Homer's legacy. Odysseus never records a hit song. This is an assault on western culture. I am very smart.

@veronicaf.bsky.social two Sabine clones at the Humane Society. More scared than hissy

SEE! WE HAD FUN BACK THEN!

@veronicaf.bsky.social whats the Queen Sabine been up too?

@gailsimone.bsky.social there is a gambit subreddit and they are going mental over his new ability

Apparently photography is a hobby ive been doing for 20 years without knowing. Looking back, yeah I see it lol

Met a new friend today! Just chilling in the break room hanging out.

But see, THIS TIME, dolphins and orcas will lead the ships through the strait because they are immune to missiles and bullets

The gooses found where i live and they are creeping closer

This is Jonah and he is very orange

I need ideas for miis in Tomodochi Life. Any suggestions?

As Prince Rogers Nelson once said "when the elevator tries to break you down, GO CRAZY" and we will

After all the SCOTUS BS, and Virginia's BS, what's the point of even voting anymore? I'll be long dead before anything changes for the better

Been a shitty few days. About to crash the fuck out and nuke everything

Still the best film adaptation of The Odyssey

Greetings and good morning it’s the David Attenborough 100th birthday rush hour #davidattenborough100

@feraldactal.bsky.social do you have a favorite dinosaur or a favorite extinct animal?

When it gets knocked down or whatever, we will see it was made of tin and spray painted gold

Coming off anti depressants is a bear, ill agree with RFK on that. That's all ill agree with him on

Reason number #456 of never going in the ocean

Gave myself a panic attack at 5am looking at kroger prices on top of gas prices and omg I want off this ride

Something has to break soon. Gas is up, food is up, utilities up.

Omg a blue heron!I threw a piece of bread into the water and it gave me a wtf look

Anything from the 70s and 80s is classical?

The gooses were getting too close, and didnt want to bother them. But the ducks came by for some left over sandwich bread

Im sitting next to a fake pond and there are ducks and baby ducks and gooses and I think house finches flying over the water. OMG NOW BABY GOOSES

Only the two boys left. Poor Momma just wants peace.

great moments in derby history

Even better if it came pipe shaped

I dont want to sound like a conspiracy theorist but like

Kitten rumble! With Momma as the ref

Visited Jonah, he is still very much, orange

You know those old middle ages paintings of cats...I found the real thing

tried making myself....and decided it was too awful to look at

God help us all, i have Tomodochi Life. Some of yall about to get miis

You know what? I've never had a rotisserie chicken