Shamed to admit I love seeing Rowling news because it always, always, always shows her to still be completely miserable, like she deserves. All that fame and money and she's nothing more than a terminally-online perpetually-angry nutjob. Good.

They run their shit, we cower in fear, they keep going They run their shit, we’re like “nope,” they’re like “did you know we were on the side of the people the whole time?”

If you’re a comedian I know who’s doing the RIYADH comedy festival, it’s not too late to drop out. The money you make will poison you. You have fucked up & you can correct the big bad mistake you’re making. Also the ppl I know who are doing it are SO WILDLY RICH already. Christ.

‘Blood on these walls’: Mudrat tears into ABC coverage of Israel-Gaza war during Triple J live set

Excellent reporting from Heated and Atmos. It looks like some of the biggest investors in the anti-trans movement are fossil fuel billionaires who are trying to use trans issues to ensure that Republicans pass policies favorable to their industry. heated.world/p/fossil-fue...

"I could make that jump"

The government needs to understand that if Australia and many other countries continue to support fossil fuels, there won’t be any renewable energy superpowers. #auspol #renewables #fossilfuels

I mean yes, it’s terrible, but they did *get paid* to have this sensitive personal information exposed to the world. This shit happens all the time on apps that give you nothing at all.

TIL there's a huge major comedy show in Saudi Arabia happening and also that Zach Woods remains a king

I said for years that the only way to permanently reduce migration to the United States was to destroy the vision that the world had of this country as the land of opportunity. That wasn't a goddam suggestion!

They're trying to paint a 4chan edgelord who loved offensive online humor and shot a bunch of detainees being held by ICE as a leftist

No words. I believed in Ryan. We moved to Oklahoma because he promised that my awful sons Enigmus Rex and Pance would be given handguns in kindergarten and then not be given any instruction on how to use them safely. I bought a shitty gray house in Tulsa because he promised they wouldn't be woke.

this should still be on the radio though www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkwD...

chotiner: u always order "...and fries for the table" me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries chotiner: does your meal always come with fries me: ...yes chotiner: is there anyone else at the table me: chotiner: we can revisit this later

Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China

In this scenario NVIDIA would set up an entity to buy its own GPUs and then lease them to OpenAI. This isn’t exactly what Enron did, but it’s sure getting close!

“Don’t put it in the paper that I was friends with Kissinger”

my deepest admiration for the purity of this hatred

Health Canada put out an alert regarding acetaminophen in pregnancy… reassuring pregnant people that it’s safe and that untreated fever can harm a developing fetus. Feel free to save the link to send to anyone who’s scared after Trump’s ridiculous autism announcement:

Australia's agricultural chemicals regulator has proposed suspending the use of a pesticide on certain fruits after high levels of a harmful chemical were detected in store-bought blueberries www.sbs.com.au/news/article...

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... So much to check...

Incredible to look back and see the size kitchen monoliths used to be. Big enough to lean against! Nowadays your average kitchen monolith comfortably fits under the counter.

I guess it's called "corruption." I've never heard that before. I said wow what a beautiful word. It comes from the Latin [spicy voice] corrumpere. But it's something we're doing and we'll be doing it perhaps more than ever before

Deliberately allowing my rental properties to degrade into slums in the hope one of my tenants knocks out the next “Harp in the South”/“poor man’s orange”.

Somehow not the most insane term I’ve seen in a residential lease.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gavin Newsom https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gavin-newsom/

scramble you little shits, scramble

Oh this is just perfect.

One day I hope to be ubiquitous. That's me all over.

This is the biggest attack on free speech since the McCarthy era but it also has significantly less popular consensus behind it than the second Red Scare. It's being done on behalf of a minority faction led by the most unpopular president in modern history. Organizing against this can win.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

SENATOR: Sir, are you familiar with shitting your pants? ME: Yes. SENATOR: Would you admit to shitting your pants? ME: Yes. SENATOR: Did you shit your pants, sir? ME: For centuries philosophers have debated the question of responsibility. Is it possible to ever truly "know" anything? Kant once said:

end of day you’ve got to live your life

Luigi, we owe you an apology. Consider the charges dropped!

I think they’re using trans people as their lead Other — the focus of hate and fear, which is very politically powerful, as the Nazis knew.

Powell: "In the near term, risks to inflation are tilted to the upside and risks to employment to the downside -- a challenging situation." (In other words, stagflation)

This is because most consoles have what is called a "Usable State Buffer for Command Performance". Gearbox has been advocating for larger buffers for years. If you want learn more you can Google "Randy Pitchford USB CP".

JK Rowling's descent in to ultimate villain status is at the "she can't stop quoting Hitler" stage I see. Even Cruella DeVille wasn't whacking out Hitler's bangers when she tried to make what would have been an absolute slay of a coat.

me to some alcoholic whose name i forgot 30 secs into her share: you are my rock. you give me hope and comfort. thank you from the bottom of my heart. because of what you’ve said here today i feel held by god me to my husband: if you get chobani instead of fage again don’t even bother coming home

The times are incredibly precedented, it’s just that they have typically preceded even worse times

The approved way to threaten an Australian journalist is to wash down your medication with a bottle of dry white and crash the stage at the Walkley awards

You Leftists just believe whatever you want instead of looking for trustworthy sources like the federal agency run by a qanon guy and a podcaster that answer to a pedophile with dementia

I think about this clip I saw out of context all the time, it was like a dating game or something, men standing in queue behind the guy at the mic, and the woman behind the table says "what's your favorite Joe Rogan episode" and he says "oh great question--" and she says "trick question, goodbye."

3 out of 4 Americans died of drugs last year, many of them twice.